BillyVance 34 #1 April 30, 2010 That's right. It's done. No more kids. All I gotta do now is wait a week, then start spanking the to flush out the remaining ~o ~o ~o in the system. It's now been about 90 minutes and my balls feel like my daughter slapped them trying to get my attention, a steady dull ache. I need a few beers. [Beer] "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #2 April 30, 2010 Just dont flush the remaining ~o ~o into wifey's ()... Enjoy your beer! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #3 April 30, 2010 Bags of frozen peas are your friend. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #4 April 30, 2010 Quote Bags of frozen peas are your friend. Yes. Yes they are.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 April 30, 2010 Even BETTER for your Ball Room dancing! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #6 April 30, 2010 Shouldnt this thread belong in the NSFW billy thread? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #7 April 30, 2010 so how does it feel to be neutered? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Belgian_Draft 0 #8 April 30, 2010 Quote Bags of frozen peas are your friend. Really? Better than a warm apple pie?HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #9 April 30, 2010 Quote Shouldnt this thread belong in the NSFW billy thread? only if he posted pics....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #10 April 30, 2010 So how much did the vet charge you? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #11 April 30, 2010 Quote Just dont flush the remaining ~o ~o into wifey's ()... Enjoy your beer! I am sooo thankful I wasn't drinking a beer when I read this."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jhnhll 0 #12 April 30, 2010 Quote Just dont flush the remaining ~o ~o into wifey's ()... Enjoy your beer! +1 on the advice Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #13 May 1, 2010 Hi BV, So, now you're a,"Sports Model!!"SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #14 May 1, 2010 Quote Quote Bags of frozen peas are your friend. Yes. Yes they are. Amen, brother, amenYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #15 May 1, 2010 When a Deaf guy gets his balls clipped......Does it make a sound? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #16 May 1, 2010 Quote ~o ~o !! Now that's an emoticon I hadn't seen before. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #17 May 1, 2010 Quote When a Deaf guy gets his balls clipped......Does it make a sound? He probably won't even notice when his voice changes.Hey Billy, enjoy shooting blanks. Now you can point that thing anywhere ya want. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
councilman24 37 #18 May 1, 2010 I don't care what they say, even after the real pain was gone things didn't feel right for 6-8 months. Didn't really hurt. But something wasn't right. Did he wave the wet noodle at you? I'm old for my age. Terry Urban D-8631 FAA DPRE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #19 May 1, 2010 Quote Quote When a Deaf guy gets his balls clipped......Does it make a sound? He probably won't even notice when his voice changes.Hey Billy, enjoy shooting blanks. Now you can point that thing anywhere ya want. I'm suprised Billy's wife gave him back his balls for the occation! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #20 May 1, 2010 Quote I don't care what they say, even after the real pain was gone things didn't feel right for 6-8 months. Didn't really hurt. But something wasn't right. I was lucky, I guess. I was jumping 5 days later, a little "sensitive" maybe, but by the next weekend, it was ops normal, doing tandems and all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 210 #21 May 1, 2010 Funny stuffPlease don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #22 May 1, 2010 Quote Funny stuff "I think it was somewhere at the altar, Officer." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
councilman24 37 #23 May 1, 2010 Oh I was doing everything same as you. And no real pain. Just a pull here or a twinge there.I'm old for my age. Terry Urban D-8631 FAA DPRE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #24 May 1, 2010 Quote That's right. It's done. No more kids. All I gotta do now is wait a week, then start spanking the to flush out the remaining ~o ~o ~o in the system. It's now been about 90 minutes and my balls feel like my daughter slapped them trying to get my attention, a steady dull ache. I need a few beers. [Beer] Tell your wife you want her to get the last remaining swimmers and she can choose which of the other 2 holes they go. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 210 #25 May 1, 2010 Quote All I gotta do now is wait a week, then start continue my daily, no hourly ritual of spanking the to flush out the remaining ~o ~o ~o in the system. Fixed it for ya Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
