lvflyfast 0 #1 June 2, 2010 A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying and says to her husband while sobbing "That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!" Confused the husband replies "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "... So how many is a Brazilian?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #2 June 2, 2010 10 less than a dozen! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 June 2, 2010 Bakers dozen or a regular one? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #4 June 2, 2010 Quote Bakers dozen or a regular one? Depends if it is after the dinner hour or not! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jhnhll 0 #5 June 2, 2010 What about leap year? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #6 June 2, 2010 Quote A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying and says to her husband while sobbing "That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!" Confused the husband replies "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "... So how many is a Brazilian?" The early 90s called. They want their joke back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 June 2, 2010 You mean Fark called and wants it's cliche back!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
