JohnDeere 0 #26 May 28, 2010 Quote Quote At least they're not on his forehead. He never said they weren't. Turtle you reading to far into things........ Leave your dreams in your head.....Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #27 May 28, 2010 Quote Anyone knows any good remedies for carpet burns? I view carpet burns as opportunity to mention that I had my annual opportunity for sex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smirniof 0 #28 May 28, 2010 I am actualy thinking about adding a second girl in between . It might add just the right amount of cushion. Sorry guys ... no pictures / videos ... we just can't find someone to hold the camera Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #29 May 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote At least they're not on his forehead. He never said they weren't. Turtle you reading to far into things........ Leave your dreams in your head..... My dreams are just fine where they are . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #30 May 28, 2010 I'm not sure if this was intentionally supposed to be a sex thread, but for real, Im a big fan of Aquafor made by Eucerin. I'll usually slather some on the first 24 hours or so and then let it scab after that. (oh and ps- this stuff works well in weird dark places ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smirniof 0 #31 May 28, 2010 Hmm... only for my knees ... :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #32 May 28, 2010 Carpet burns? Y'all goin' too fast. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smirniof 0 #33 May 28, 2010 Quote Carpet burns? Y'all goin' too fast. We're young :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #34 May 28, 2010 Quote Quote Carpet burns? Y'all goin' too fast. We're young :) Yeah...and ya'll heal faster! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #35 May 28, 2010 Quote Carpet burns? Y'all goin' too fast. He's trying to keep his stroke count up and he's gotta go fast since he's gonna finish that quick.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #36 May 28, 2010 Quote improve your aim so 'it's' not between her & the carpet... That reminds me of a great story from a co-worker; - Moonlit night. - Florida beach. - He and she had both had a lot to drink. - Clothes were flying off. - He drove it home...and missed. Right into the sand.Excruciating pain ensued."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #37 May 28, 2010 Quote Quote improve your aim so 'it's' not between her & the carpet... That reminds me of a great story from a co-worker; - Moonlit night. - Florida beach. - He and she had both had a lot to drink. - Clothes were flying off. - He drove it home...and missed. Right into the sand.Excruciating pain ensued. In a pinch, nuthin' like sandpaper to sharpen a pencil! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #38 May 28, 2010 Quote Yeah...and ya'll heal faster! It took me a week to get over bruises on my knees from a hardwood floor! I was, um...cleaning, of course. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #39 May 28, 2010 Quote Quote Yeah...and ya'll heal faster! It took me a week to get over bruises on my knees from a hardwood floor! I was, um...cleaning, of course. Hardwood? That's hardcore! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 473 #40 May 28, 2010 Quote Anyone knows any good remedies for carpet burns? I dunno but we had an employee come in with carpet burns on his hands and knees and complaining of a sore arseExperienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #41 May 28, 2010 Quote Quote Yeah...and ya'll heal faster! It took me a week to get over bruises on my knees from a hardwood floor! I was, um...cleaning, of course. Better bruises than slivers! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #42 May 28, 2010 Quote Quote Yeah...and ya'll heal faster! It took me a week to get over bruises on my knees from a hardwood floor! I was, um...cleaning, of course. We are going to have to report you to PETA for mass murder! [urk http://www.mlcsmith.com/graphics/not_mine/assets/god_kills_kittens.jpg]It's a shame you are so heartless.[/url]I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #43 May 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Yeah...and ya'll heal faster! It took me a week to get over bruises on my knees from a hardwood floor! I was, um...cleaning, of course. We are going to have to report you to PETA for mass murder! [urk http://www.mlcsmith.com/graphics/not_mine/assets/god_kills_kittens.jpg]It's a shame you are so heartless.[/url] nice clicky pinhead! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #44 May 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Yeah...and ya'll heal faster! It took me a week to get over bruises on my knees from a hardwood floor! I was, um...cleaning, of course. We are going to have to report you to PETA for mass murder! It's a shame you are so heartless. nice clicky pinhead! Well fix it Dust for Blood!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #45 May 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yeah...and ya'll heal faster! It took me a week to get over bruises on my knees from a hardwood floor! I was, um...cleaning, of course. We are going to have to report you to PETA for mass murder! It's a shame you are so heartless. nice clicky pinhead! Well fix it Dust for Blood! Yeah RIGHT...like at MY age I got time to run around fixin' all YOUR screw-ups! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fast 0 #46 May 28, 2010 QuoteAnyone knows any good remedies for carpet burns? After a few times you just remember to put something softer down on the floor or not move around so damn much. Same goes for the floor of planes, they aren't always comfortable but tend to be conveniently fun!~D Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me. Swooping is taking one last poke at the bear before escaping it's cave - davelepka Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
