You know you're a skydiver when....

[normiss 816]

dontcha LOVE Florida?????!!!!!

i just moved....to Tampa....30 mins to Zhills...that;s heaven to me!!!!

[blondebombshell 0]

You know youre a skydiver when.........




You waste hours on this forum.

[steveorino 7]

1. Eloy is part of your dream vacation
2. You know where Eloy is
3. You call “pink” “manjenta”
4. Over half your pictures are taken in the air
5. You own a pair of “patch” pants
6. The weather is too bad for skydiving and you put your rig on in the house
7. You dream of owning your own DZ
8. You have a refrigerator just for beer
9. Every weather report is judged on wind speed and cloud clearance
10. You Christmas list is a Paragear catalog
11. You have a subscription to Parachutist and Skydiving.
12. You have more skydiving memorabilia that family heirlooms
13. You fainted when you met Lew Sanborn
14. You spent more money on your rig than your car
15. You own at least two pieces of jewelry with a closing pin
16. You think a wind tunnel should be one of the Seven Wonders of the World.
17. When she said, "Its me or skydiving", you didn’t have to think about it very long.
18. Everyone, I mean everyone, knows you are a skydiver
19. You have a dog or cat named “Toggles”, “Slammer”, or “Slider.”
20. You can think of at least ten things I forgot on this list

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[airtwardo 7]

21. You constantly find rubber bands in the dryer.

22. The sound of Velcro ripping gives ya a woody.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[DangerRoo 0]

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You know youre a skydiver when.........




You waste hours on this forum.

check check, got that one

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""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

[slobuzzard 0]

23. You allow a maximum 55 seconds of " working time " when making love.
24. You refer to your recent break-up as an " intentional cut-away.
25. You can't remember the true meaning of the words " Stilkletto " " Javelin " or " Talon "

[shermanator 4]

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21. You constantly find rubber bands in the dryer.

I hate when that happens! though, they are found all over the place, my dryer, car, room.

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[Hausse 0]

Damed at the moment I wish I would find them in my breakfast bowl of cereal or just somewhere...

[gavi_omen 0]

I wish that were the case too. You really gotta make the drive up here more often Swiss.

You know you're a skydiver when you have a million and one uses for a pull-up cord and have a ton of them lying around.

There's no such thing as free will; everything is dictated by the Uncertainty Principle.

[JohnRich 4]

You can explain the difference between an AAD and an AOD.

[turtlespeed 221]

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You can explain the difference between an AAD and an AOD.

All the while suffering from ADD

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[CobraRover 0]

You know you're a skydiver when...

1) You dirt dive and practice EP's in front of the fan in your house.
2) Instead of "waving bye" to people, you "wave off".
3) You constantly drive with your windows open, sticking your arm out of the car and changing the shape of it to perform several maneuvers.
4) When your whuffo friend brags about a bungee jump he once did, you tell him "Bungee jumping is to Skydiving as you are to me. Far inferior in every way."
5) You pick the seat that seems to be malfunctioning on a roller coaster and leave the harness slightly less secure than what you feel safe with... just to make the next minute or so mildly entertaining.

[airtwardo 7]

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You can explain the difference between an AAD and an AOD.

...a static-line, a stevens-line and an RSL.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[TiaDanger 0]

you move and immediately change your address with Blue Skies Mag and Parachutist to get them at your new house. Then a year later, you realize that you never even thought to change your address with DMV, voter registrar, student loan companies, etc.

And for the record: the appropriate ranking of cool modes of transportation is jet pack, hover board, transporter, Batmobile, and THEN giant ant.
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