banesanura 1 #1 May 5, 2010 So my bf doesn't skydive, or cares to learn how to pack at the dz. Since he doesn't feel like sticking his penis inside me all weekend, we have to do other things. He wants to go to the bingo hall. He doesn't want to: Hike Bike Camp Rollerblade Swim Fish Fuck Fuck my friend Go out Clubbing Plant no yard work of any kind Volunteer Go to toastmasters meetings go to kinky meetings go to AA meetings basically not anything that involves social interaction or his penis. So what am I supposed to do? It's my week to pick our events. I'm a little stuck.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #2 May 5, 2010 http://www.rentboy.com/ "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 May 5, 2010 Doesn't sound like a promising relationship now does it?"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #4 May 5, 2010 Great idea. I've been telling him for a while now that he should go into that line of work.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #5 May 5, 2010 Billy, at this point I've got two choices. Bingo or Penis. Luckly I like both. Better if they were at the same time.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 May 5, 2010 Quote Billy, at this point I've got two choices. Bingo or Penis. Luckly I like both. Better if they were at the same time. Well, you could just go with him to Bingo and if he yells "BINGO!", unzip him and go down on him right there and then. He'll go BINGO in more ways than one. And you guys will probably not be invited back. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #7 May 5, 2010 Quote Great idea. I've been telling him for a while now that he should go into that line of work. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pontiacgtp00 0 #8 May 5, 2010 meh get a better bf Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #9 May 5, 2010 Do what ever YOU want .. it sounds to me like he is in a comma anyway (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #10 May 5, 2010 You sure this guy is even breathing????Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #11 May 5, 2010 Quote Quote Billy, at this point I've got two choices. Bingo or Penis. Luckly I like both. Better if they were at the same time. Well, you could just go with him to Bingo and if he yells "BINGO!", unzip him and go down on him right there and then. He'll go BINGO in more ways than one. And you guys will probably not be invited back. DO THIS!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #12 May 5, 2010 Wait, you are asking this group to come up with "normal things to do" Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #13 May 5, 2010 Quote Wait, you are asking this group to come up with "normal things to do" Yeah but we're more normal than she is ETA: I mean that in the best sense possible. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #14 May 5, 2010 Quote Quote Wait, you are asking this group to come up with "normal things to do" Yeah but we're more normal than she is ETA: I mean that in the best sense possible. Riiiight. That's kinda like saying we aren't as hot as a thermonuclear explosion.Definitely true... But not much of a comparison."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #15 May 5, 2010 Quote Do what ever YOU want .. it sounds to me like he is in a comma anyway Well, is that any worse than being in a semi-colon?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #16 May 5, 2010 wait wait wait a minute... you you're telling me that fucking your friend IS an option and he WONT DO IT? what a fucking tool Let me know if you need another boyfriend...I know some guys that would be up to the challenge. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #17 May 5, 2010 Quote Quote Do what ever YOU want .. it sounds to me like he is in a comma anyway Well, is that any worse than being in a semi-colon? Me thinks that one is trying too hard (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #18 May 5, 2010 What does he actually like to do?Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #19 May 5, 2010 Quote Well, is that any worse than being in a semi-colon? it's like being half way in an assholescissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #20 May 5, 2010 Sounds like time for a cutaway to me."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #21 May 5, 2010 Go to bingo and dab your bingo card using the technique learned in this thread. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3855768Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #22 May 5, 2010 sheesh, does that mean one freak found an even more freakish freak!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #23 May 5, 2010 Well, he enjoys watching movies. So we watch them alot. we go to the gym together. He likes bars. He likes porn Other than that its a struggle to get him outside of the house. He's a total homebody, but doesn't clean. Oh. Bowling! we bowl together.... Hmmm...Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #24 May 5, 2010 He wants to go to the bingo hall. He doesn't want to: Hike Bike Camp Rollerblade Swim Fish Fuck Fuck my friend.... ~He's either gay, nuts or dead...better dump the body before someone comes lookin'! Edited to add: I got a bone saw, a matters cover and a bag of lime if ya need it! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #25 May 5, 2010 Quote So my bf doesn't skydive, or cares to learn how to pack at the dz. Since he doesn't feel like sticking his penis inside me all weekend, we have to do other things. He wants to go to the bingo hall. He doesn't want to: Hike Bike Camp Rollerblade Swim Fish Fuck Fuck my friend Go out Clubbing Plant no yard work of any kind Volunteer Go to toastmasters meetings go to kinky meetings go to AA meetings basically not anything that involves social interaction or his penis. So what am I supposed to do? It's my week to pick our events. I'm a little stuck. Shitcan his worthless ass, and go enjoy life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
