Twoply 0 #1 May 7, 2010 She gets out with her girlfriends 2-3 times a year. I'm going to pork her when she comes home all bombed. Its what hereos do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #2 May 7, 2010 If they drink enough you might even be able to get some of her girlfriends to spend the night Thats what real heros do! Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 May 7, 2010 Quote She gets out with her girlfriends 2-3 times a year. I'm going to pork her when she comes home all bombed. Its what heteros do. FIFY Play the cards right and you might get some forbidden love!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #4 May 7, 2010 QuoteShe gets out with her girlfriends 2-3 times a year. I'm going to pork her when she comes home all bombed. Its what hereos do. Might I suggest you get her to go out with the girls a bit more often? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #5 May 7, 2010 QuoteShe gets out with her girlfriends 2-3 times a year. I'm going to pork her when she comes home all bombed. Its what hereos do. so are you saying that she has to get drunk to have sex with you?Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #6 May 7, 2010 Drunk women are up for fun stuff.......What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #7 May 7, 2010 Quote She gets out with her girlfriends 2-3 times a year. I'm going to pork her when she comes home all bombed. Its what hereos do. Where is she going?BASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #8 May 7, 2010 Quote Drunk women are up for fun stuff....... Not the too drunk ones... they just lay there like a goddamn wet rag. Not much fun."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #9 May 7, 2010 Quote Quote Drunk women are up for fun stuff....... Not the too drunk ones... they just lay there like a goddamn wet rag. Not much fun. Is this a confession? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 May 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Drunk women are up for fun stuff....... Not the too drunk ones... they just lay there like a goddamn wet rag. Not much fun. Is this a confession? Sort of. I didn't do it. Was at a party and accidentally walked in on a couple. She was stone cold drunk and the guy was just banging her. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #11 May 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Drunk women are up for fun stuff....... Not the too drunk ones... they just lay there like a goddamn wet rag. Not much fun. Is this a confession? Sort of. I didn't do it. Was at a party and accidentally walked in on a couple. She was stone cold drunk and the guy was just banging her. Dude, when Im drunk I just want to sleep. Definitely dont want to be the girl above Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StangMan90 0 #12 May 7, 2010 Too bad I have to work on the evenings that my wife and her workmates have their monthly tequila blender drink party. Otherwise, I'd be getting laid at least once a month. Joesimplify Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #13 May 7, 2010 Quote Too bad I have to work on the evenings that my wife and her workmates have their monthly tequila blender drink party. Otherwise, I'd be getting laid at least once a month. Joe That sounds like a Country song; "Tequila makes her clothes fall off!"Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #14 May 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Drunk women are up for fun stuff....... Not the too drunk ones... they just lay there like a goddamn wet rag. Not much fun. Is this a confession? Sort of. I didn't do it. Was at a party and accidentally walked in on a couple. She was stone cold drunk and the guy was just banging her. That's just soooo wrong! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #15 May 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Drunk women are up for fun stuff....... Not the too drunk ones... they just lay there like a goddamn wet rag. Not much fun. Is this a confession? Sort of. I didn't do it. Was at a party and accidentally walked in on a couple. She was stone cold drunk and the guy was just banging her. So... you wanted a watch for your birthday and they let ya! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 May 8, 2010 Quote Dude, when Im drunk I just want to sleep. Definitely dont want to be the girl above What - you don't like it on top?Sorry . . . I know you are stil innocent and virginal.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #17 May 8, 2010 Quote Not the too drunk ones... they just lay there like a goddamn wet rag. Not much fun. You definitely want to find the sweet spot of "kind of drunk, but not tooooo drunk." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #18 May 8, 2010 marrage does that to a guy... get a girlfriend and you will get laid more often and still get your clothes washed Roy ok....part of the preceding was a joke... you figure out what part, keep the hate PM's to yourself, you dont put out the guy will find someone who will... pure and simple They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #19 May 8, 2010 The joke was obvious. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #20 May 8, 2010 So, how did the evening go? Elvisio "spill the dirt" Rodriugez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #22 May 8, 2010 I gotta quit posting when I drink, the dont send me hate pm's part wasnt aimed at you, rather at some others who take it upon themselves to vent their frustration in pm's but while drunk I didnt think of saying that... my bad. RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyflower_bloom 0 #23 May 8, 2010 Quote Quote Not the too drunk ones... they just lay there like a goddamn wet rag. Not much fun. You definitely want to find the sweet spot of "kind of drunk, but not tooooo drunk." Yuppers, agreed.. on both sides (or all sides, if this encounter is to involve more than a twosome lol, guess I gotta keep it open-minded).. it's called "tippssy" (pronounced with a slight slur, lol) All faculties intact but slightly enhanced and moderately disinhibited.. lol. And this is coming from someone who is pretty sure she hasn't had more than a few sips of beer or wine, or any sex, in a few good years... now that I think about it, that's kinda sad LOL.. now... when do we get details from the night in question??"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." Gandhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #24 May 8, 2010 Quote I gotta quit posting when I drink, the dont send me hate pm's part wasnt aimed at you, rather at some others who take it upon themselves to vent their frustration in pm's but while drunk I didnt think of saying that... my bad. Roy That drinkin' will get you in trouble! I can't help but recall my drinkin' days and have to cut you some slack... just don't let it happen again!We're cool!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhaig 0 #25 May 9, 2010 Quote That drinkin' will get you in trouble! I can't help but recall my drinkin' days and have to cut you some slack... just don't let it happen again!you can recall your drinking days? some of mine were just a blur We're cool!Chuck -- Rob Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
