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I will cherish the vagina until it no longer exists on the planet. Fuck that.... and a million years after until porno mags and tapes disintergrate.

You can't get me to convert !
Neener neener neener.

C'mon Walt, let's go find us some FEMALE virgins. The chicks here think their pussy is too wide for our meat.



Sorry, I love the ladies here, flaws and all--even when they try and destroy my fantasy world. Besides, I have a hard enough time finding women who will hang out with me--no way am I gonna limit the field to virgins!!!

Walt

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Yeah Jeff, for someone who is always looking to flirt with someone else...you pretty much are stunted when it comes to the actual act and what can be done ,how. Its ok if you like Vanilla, just say it.

Me? Bring on the buffet!!


Bobbi
A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

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Aaaah see his feelings are getting all ruffled. I still love ya baby. One day we'll get together and I'll corrupt ya!;)

Bobbi


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Bobbi... you're an absolute hoot!:D I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Where do you come-up with this stuff? I forgot... you were a DZO!:D:D:D


Chuck

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As a matter of fact, most guys are pretty vanilla when it comes to sex. I've never met a guy who wouldn't take a blow job if it was offered, but I've met a few who won't ask. And I've also met some who will do straight missionary every time unless they're nudged in other directions.

The other side of that is guys who are all about "performance." Everything's a show. And I can tell you that that gets pretty tiresome, not to mention tiring. "Exotic" is not "erotic" if it's exotic all the time.



Ditto.. well except for the experience part>:(

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Yeah...I would love to keep this ball rolling, but I have to bake cookies. And yes, I kiss my mother with this mouth.

Speaking of balls, anyone use Ben Wa balls???

Now there is something that Cocheese and Walt could handle if they weren't so scared to get close to us girls. They could help insert them into our VAGINAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Bobbi
A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

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Anal Beads....

Discuss...



I'll put 'em in you, but you ain't puttin' in me... unless I'm feelin' really naughty.



Seeing as you're the one with the prostate, that makes no sense. Prostate stimulation enhances orgasm. How can you say "no"?



rl



well, just haven't tried it yet. you offerin to help a brutha out?

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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And I would never bash a gay guy maliciously, thats just wrong.



I did not think you would.. I was just using your gay statement to make a very valid point.
Remember I met met you... you is good people.:)


I member! One cannot forget Amazone hugz! B|


Im up for just about anything, but the old hershey highway is just closed to me for a few reasons, one of which I mentioned earlier.
But hey, if it floats your boat, party on!B|
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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Yeah...I would love to keep this ball rolling, but I have to bake cookies. And yes, I kiss my mother with this mouth.

Speaking of balls, anyone use Ben Wa balls???

Now there is something that Cocheese and Walt could handle if they weren't so scared to get close to us girls. They could help insert them into our VAGINAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Bobbi



It would get kind of crowded, with my tongue in there and all.:$

Walt

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I have so much to learn. I thought all i needed to master was oral sex. So i did. I guess i'll be student for life. Can't keep up with you horny women and all your extracurricular activities.
Us guys only have a hand or two to satisfy any urges. You women really don't have a need for men i swear. But bless all the women who still like guys. Don't know why you do, but i'm not going to question it.
I'm out. Lock the thread.


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I meant are there any girls HERE that haven't had it up the ass by everyone.



I haven't it had it up the ass by everyone. Didn't I say that?

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What does YMMV mean ?



"Your mileage may vary."

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Anyway, i'm just trying to be funny . Hope my subconscious doesn't get over ANALyzed by you or anyone else.
I think you would like me.. in bed or not.



I'll take your word for it. :D

rl
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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2 words: EXIT ONLY!!!:|

Plus, why do guys have to be greedy, you already have somewhere to throw it in, why do you need another?



The juxtaposition of the above, and your sigline:

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...the door was open



Priceless!!!

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
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As a matter of fact, most guys are pretty vanilla when it comes to sex. I've never met a guy who wouldn't take a blow job if it was offered, but I've met a few who won't ask. And I've also met some who will do straight missionary every time unless they're nudged in other directions.

The other side of that is guys who are all about "performance." Everything's a show. And I can tell you that that gets pretty tiresome, not to mention tiring. "Exotic" is not "erotic" if it's exotic all the time.



Ditto.. well except for the experience part>:(



I'm just trying to maintain a little mystery. :D
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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