ridestrong 1 #1 April 23, 2010 We all no there is know shortage of sarcasm here on DZ.com (the single best source for skydiving information). Sometimes it's just bad and sometimes it's quite entertaining. If you come across some sarcasm and want to call it out but also want to see how it plays out, post the thread link and the post # to watch (fun for all). Or maybe you just want to vent with a little sarcasm right up front. *No politics or posts from SC please.*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #2 April 23, 2010 Quote We all no there is no shortage of sarcasm here on DZ.com Great spelling... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 April 23, 2010 Are you kidding me? There's sarcasm in almost every damn bonfire thread! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #4 April 23, 2010 Quote Are you kidding me? There's sarcasm in almost every damn bonfire thread! Really I had'nt noticed Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #5 April 23, 2010 I'll start... With so many all knowing "active" skydivers here giving such great advice, who needs the SIM. & I love how everyone knows exactly how a 4-way stop works (especially when it's a blinking red light intersection).*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 April 23, 2010 Quote Quote Are you kidding me? There's sarcasm in almost every damn bonfire thread! Really I had'nt noticed Of course! That's the thing. It's everywhere so it seems like normal. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #7 April 23, 2010 Quote Quote We all no there is no shortage of sarcasm here on DZ.com Great spelling... I fixed it!*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #8 April 23, 2010 Quote Quote Quote We all no there is no shortage of sarcasm here on DZ.com Great spelling... I fixed it! Oh really? But just tell the truth: What really is bothering you? dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #9 April 23, 2010 Quote Quote Quote We all no there is no shortage of sarcasm here on DZ.com Great spelling... I fixed it! no, not really...A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #10 April 23, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote We all no there is no shortage of sarcasm here on DZ.com Great spelling... I fixed it! no, not really... Like you guys would no... you don't even speak American.*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #11 April 23, 2010 Geebus! The it's like the people in this thread are masters of sarcasm. I have so much to learn from them. Their scathing wit leaves me speechless.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #12 April 23, 2010 I have 29 jumps and I'm 190 out the door...is a Stiletto 135 a good first canopy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #13 April 23, 2010 Quote Geebus! The it's like the people in this thread are masters of sarcasm. I have so much to learn from them. Their scathing wit leaves me speechless. Well it's sure not the, "Captain Obvious" thread.*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #14 April 23, 2010 QuoteI have 29 jumps and I'm 190 out the door...is a Stiletto 135 a good first canopy? It is for you, cause you have Mad Skillz! Can I be on your ash dive? Bounce Bingo anyone? No but seriously... if you stood-up most of your first 29 landings your probably cool.*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #15 April 23, 2010 QuoteI have 29 jumps and I'm 190 out the door...is a Stiletto 135 a good first canopy? Sure. If you want to be a pussy.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #16 April 23, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLc8RIdRzio Norm McDonald is awesome in this...Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #17 April 23, 2010 No, really, this thread seems very important. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasted3 0 #18 April 23, 2010 QuoteQuoteI have 29 jumps and I'm 190 out the door...is a Stiletto 135 a good first canopy? It is for you, cause you have Mad Skillz! Can I be on your ash dive? Bounce Bingo anyone? No but seriously... if you stood-up most of your first 29 landings your probably cool. Will you be shooting video for his jump?But what do I know? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #19 April 23, 2010 QuoteQuoteQuoteI have 29 jumps and I'm 190 out the door...is a Stiletto 135 a good first canopy? It is for you, cause you have Mad Skillz! Can I be on your ash dive? Bounce Bingo anyone? No but seriously... if you stood-up most of your first 29 landings your probably cool. Will you be shooting video for his jump? Yea with a GoPro because you dont need to be experienced to jump with them Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #20 April 23, 2010 Quote Yea with a GoPro because you dont need to be experienced to jump with them Whatever... I upgraded to one of these. Plus it eliminates the helmet snag hazard.*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #21 April 24, 2010 Quote Geebus! The it's like the people in this thread are masters of sarcasm. I have so much to learn from them. Their scathing wit leaves me speechless. We all WISH that were true P.QuadeYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #22 April 25, 2010 Quotehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLc8RIdRzio Norm McDonald is awesome in this... Yeah, Norm McDonald is the funniest comedian ever... right after Carrot Top and Pauly Shore.*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #23 April 26, 2010 QuoteQuotehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLc8RIdRzio Norm McDonald is awesome in this... Yeah, Norm McDonald is the funniest comedian ever... right after Carrot Top and Pauly Shore. Be a little more obvious!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #24 April 26, 2010 Quote I love how everyone knows exactly how a 4-way stop works (especially when it's a blinking red light intersection). Pretty simple...yield to the right, just like over in Speakers Corner! (informative AND sarcastic...damn I'm good!) ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #25 April 27, 2010 Quote Quote I love how everyone knows exactly how a 4-way stop works (especially when it's a blinking red light intersection). Pretty simple...yield to the right, just like over in Speakers Corner! (informative AND sarcastic...damn I'm good!) Hahaha... that was good. I hate it when the intersection is packed from all sides and people think they need to go one at a time. When the opposing traffic should go at the same time. -no sarcasm added *I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites