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We all no there is know shortage of sarcasm here on DZ.com (the single best source for skydiving information). Sometimes it's just bad and sometimes it's quite entertaining.

If you come across some sarcasm and want to call it out but also want to see how it plays out, post the thread link and the post # to watch (fun for all). Or maybe you just want to vent with a little sarcasm right up front.

*No politics or posts from SC please.
*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.*
----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.----

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With so many all knowing "active" skydivers here giving such great advice, who needs the SIM.

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I love how everyone knows exactly how a 4-way stop works (especially when it's a blinking red light intersection).
*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.*
----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.----

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Are you kidding me? There's sarcasm in almost every damn bonfire thread! :S:D




Really I had'nt noticed:D


Of course! That's the thing. It's everywhere so it seems like normal. :D
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We all no there is no shortage of sarcasm here on DZ.com



Great spelling... :|


:D:D:D;)

I fixed it!


no, not really...


Like you guys would no... you don't even speak American.
*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.*
----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.----

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Geebus! The it's like the people in this thread are masters of sarcasm. I have so much to learn from them. Their scathing wit leaves me speechless.



:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

Well it's sure not the, "Captain Obvious" thread.
*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.*
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I have 29 jumps and I'm 190 out the door...is a Stiletto 135 a good first canopy?



It is for you, cause you have Mad Skillz! Can I be on your ash dive? Bounce Bingo anyone?

No but seriously... if you stood-up most of your first 29 landings your probably cool.
*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.*
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I have 29 jumps and I'm 190 out the door...is a Stiletto 135 a good first canopy?



Sure. If you want to be a pussy.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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I have 29 jumps and I'm 190 out the door...is a Stiletto 135 a good first canopy?



It is for you, cause you have Mad Skillz! Can I be on your ash dive? Bounce Bingo anyone?

No but seriously... if you stood-up most of your first 29 landings your probably cool.



Will you be shooting video for his jump?
But what do I know?

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I have 29 jumps and I'm 190 out the door...is a Stiletto 135 a good first canopy?



It is for you, cause you have Mad Skillz! Can I be on your ash dive? Bounce Bingo anyone?

No but seriously... if you stood-up most of your first 29 landings your probably cool.



Will you be shooting video for his jump?



Yea with a GoPro because you dont need to be experienced to jump with them

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Yea with a GoPro because you dont need to be experienced to jump with them



Whatever... I upgraded to one of these. Plus it eliminates the helmet snag hazard.
*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.*
----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.----

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Geebus! The it's like the people in this thread are masters of sarcasm. I have so much to learn from them. Their scathing wit leaves me speechless.



We all WISH that were true P.Quade:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLc8RIdRzio

Norm McDonald is awesome in this...



Yeah, Norm McDonald is the funniest comedian ever... right after Carrot Top and Pauly Shore.



Be a little more obvious!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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I love how everyone knows exactly how a 4-way stop works (especially when it's a blinking red light intersection).





Pretty simple...yield to the right, just like over in Speakers Corner! :ph34r:





(informative AND sarcastic...damn I'm good!) :$










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I love how everyone knows exactly how a 4-way stop works (especially when it's a blinking red light intersection).





Pretty simple...yield to the right, just like over in Speakers Corner! :ph34r:





(informative AND sarcastic...damn I'm good!) :$


Hahaha... that was good.

I hate it when the intersection is packed from all sides and people think they need to go one at a time. When the opposing traffic should go at the same time.

-no sarcasm added :(
*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.*
----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.----

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