kkeenan 14 #26 April 22, 2010 Quote... slammed a corner of it directly into my balls. .. Luckily, we didn't get a photo of that..._____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #27 April 22, 2010 Quote Quote ... slammed a corner of it directly into my balls. .. Luckily, we didn't get a photo of that... Oh - come on - we want to see his balls after that! Maybe he could do it again and then post the pics.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #28 April 22, 2010 Proably looked sumpin like this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #29 April 22, 2010 ahh that's so sweet of you to send a self portrait Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #30 April 22, 2010 Quote ahh that's so sweet of you to send a self portrait Sorry I snuck a pic thru your bathroom window Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #31 April 22, 2010 QuoteProably looked sumpin like this. Or this - After the doc saw it Remember - we are talking about Regulators package now . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #32 April 22, 2010 Quote Quote Proably looked sumpin like this. Or this - After the doc saw it Remember - we are talking about Regulators package now . . . That made my tummy hurt a bit... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rstanley0312 1 #33 April 22, 2010 Quote You better suck it up when shit happens, and... take pictures. I was running a piece of wood through the table saw last Sunday evening when the saw kicked it out violently, and hit my finger. I was guiding it through with both hands, one on the front after it was clear from the saw and one behind doing the pushing. It had a section already cut out with a portion protruding on top. The saw hit a knot in the wood and shot it out, and the protruding edge caught my little finger. Strange thing was, it didn't hurt! Suck what up? Soon as I stopped the bleeding, I headed off to the ER at the local hospital myself. It was late evening, and the place was almost deserted. Good time to go IMO. I was in and out of there in 2 hours, less than half the time of past visits. In the 2nd picture, you can see the meat that has been ripped. The flap of skin with meat still on it feels numb when I touch it, so obviously the nerve endings were severed. Six stitches in all to put it back together. It was a weird cut, U shaped, with a couple other cuts branching out from the big one. I think the doc did a hack job, but after all, it's a small hospital in a small city. Probably should have gotten one or two more stitches but it'll heal, and I'll have an interesting scar. He said to see my regular doc in 5 days to follow up, and again to take the stitches out. Fuck that bullshit. I got a tetanus shot and amoxicillin, and I'm taking the stitches out myself after 10 days. I aint paying $30 co-pays twice. The only time it has really hurt was when my 11 month old girl grabbed it while I was changing her diaper. Note to self: always give her something to play with first. You're such a pussy.... no sympathy from me..... Seriously though.... be careful out there Billy. Life is all about ass....either you're kicking it, kissing it, working it off, or trying to get a piece of it. Muff Brother #4382 Dudeist Skydiver #000 www.fundraiseadventure.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #34 April 22, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Proably looked sumpin like this. Or this - After the doc saw it Remember - we are talking about Regulators package now . . . That made my tummy hurt a bit... Yeah - you should have seen the before pic - It made me want to go sit on an ice pack just out of sympathetic principal.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #35 April 22, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Proably looked sumpin like this. Or this - After the doc saw it Remember - we are talking about Regulators package now . . . That made my tummy hurt a bit... Yeah - you should have seen the before pic - It made me want to go sit on an ice pack just out of sympathetic principal. Testicle injuries always make me cringe a bit... Thanks for not posting the before picture... Eek. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #36 April 22, 2010 So since when did you spy on my dick and balls turtle? Do you admire other mens packages on a regular basis? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #37 April 22, 2010 Quote I decided to see if I could get it to run through. Yeah it went full speed...and then spit the piece right back at me and slammed a corner of it directly into my balls. Note to self: while on a conference call and reading the threads on dz.com don't forget that unexpected outbursts of laughter could happen at any time and set phone to mute! Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 210 #38 April 22, 2010 'Tis but a scratch..Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #39 April 22, 2010 Quote'Tis but a scratch.. It's just a flesh wound Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #40 April 22, 2010 Boy, soem of ypu sound accident prone...I have only cut off 3 fingers and a toe, (all at different times),,,I don't do stupid shit! (all btw, put back on....just can;t feel them anymore! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #41 April 22, 2010 QuoteActually, for the big plywood pieces, I lay them over 2x4's on the garage floor and run my hand-held electric saw. I met a framer who had kick back on his skill saw, this time the saw went flying back wards on to his belly and started cuisinarting it all looked like a burn victim after it healed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #42 April 23, 2010 i'll see your table saw cut and raise it to a chain saw injury. inner and outer stitches, all healed up. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #43 April 23, 2010 Quote What a wussy! I can't believe you went to the hospital for that! You should have just licked it off and put on a bandaid. Pfft! Porpoishead told me to pour straight up ammonia on the wound and wrap it with duct tape, and keep on rolling. That boy ain't right. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #44 April 23, 2010 Quote Quote What a wussy! I can't believe you went to the hospital for that! You should have just licked it off and put on a bandaid. Pfft! Porpoishead told me to pour straight up ammonia on the wound and wrap it with duct tape, and keep on rolling. That boy ain't right. What do you mean? He would have saved you $30 and you'd probably have less scarring. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #45 April 23, 2010 Quote Quote Quote What a wussy! I can't believe you went to the hospital for that! You should have just licked it off and put on a bandaid. Pfft! Porpoishead told me to pour straight up ammonia on the wound and wrap it with duct tape, and keep on rolling. That boy ain't right. What do you mean? He would have saved you $30 and you'd probably have less scarring. I didn't have to pay anything for the ER visit. It's 100% covered on my insurance. I don't have any ammonia laying around anyway. So what if I have a scar? At least it heals."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #46 April 23, 2010 Quotei'll see your table saw cut and raise it to a chain saw injury. inner and outer stitches, all healed up. I'll see your chainsaw injury, and raise you a severed toe! (Cut off by motrorcycle sidestand while unloading motorcycles from a truck) http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v400/onekick/?action=view¤t=oouch.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/onekick/painting007.jpg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #47 April 23, 2010 Hey Billy, After watching a surgon sew two fingers back onto my left hand, I went out and lobbied to replace all the School Districts table saws with "Saw Stop" table saws. They are very expensive, but they work very well. Extreamly cool technology; play the video on the right... http://www.sawstop.com/?gclid=CLL7lL2bnaECFQchDQod1SbIxwBirdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #48 April 23, 2010 QuoteHey Billy, After watching a surgon sew two fingers back onto my left hand, I went out and lobbied to replace all the School Districts table saws with "Saw Stop" table saws. They are very expensive, but they work very well. Extreamly cool technology; play the video on the right... http://www.sawstop.com/?gclid=CLL7lL2bnaECFQchDQod1SbIxw Incrediable technogy isn;t it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #49 April 23, 2010 QuoteQuoteHey Billy, After watching a surgon sew two fingers back onto my left hand, I went out and lobbied to replace all the School Districts table saws with "Saw Stop" table saws. They are very expensive, but they work very well. Extreamly cool technology; play the video on the right... http://www.sawstop.com/?gclid=CLL7lL2bnaECFQchDQod1SbIxw Incrediable technogy isn;t it? Sure is. Well worth the price for a big commercial or school workshop. A bit too pricey for the average do-it-yourselfer at home. My finger did not touch the saw blade at all though, it was the wood piece I was cutting that did."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #50 April 23, 2010 That explains the U shape, More of a "Rip" than a slice! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
