banesanura 1 #1 April 12, 2010 Fess up, and POST PICS!!!!!!! How many dz.commers can spread em wide?! bah hahah Giggity giggity!Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boris73 0 #2 April 12, 2010 I can almost do the splits, I can also sit down on the floor, with my legs spread out in front of me and bend down to make my nose touch the floor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #3 April 12, 2010 PICS?! Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #4 April 12, 2010 Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boris73 0 #5 April 12, 2010 Quote PICS?! I don't think this is that type of forum. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #6 April 12, 2010 Quote Quote PICS?! I don't think this is that type of forum. Boris73... please move that to the Sick and Twisted thread! I was a gymnast in my younger days, I could do them in both directions. Can I post some 30 year old pics? These days, I only do splits (among other things) in my dreams. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #7 April 12, 2010 I saw quite a few flexible boys this weekend. Yum. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #8 April 12, 2010 Quote I saw quite a few flexible boys this weekend. Yum. They turn into stiff thick old men...I could do the slpits no problem when I started jumping....can't even get close now, and have added 38 pounds... Shit happens Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #9 April 12, 2010 Quote I saw quite a few flexible boys this weekend. Yum. But what you want is a not so flexible MAN!!Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boris73 0 #10 April 12, 2010 Quote Quote I saw quite a few flexible boys this weekend. Yum. But what you want is a not so flexible MAN!! I sense a bit of jealousy there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jbag 0 #11 April 12, 2010 are liquid shits close to splits?IHYD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #12 April 12, 2010 hahaha.... no liquid shits suck. I remember I shat myself when I was 20 years old. I moved to ATL relocated for work, and on my quest of living on my own...I learned that "ready to eat: pre cooked shrimp" isn't quite ready to eat.... I had bad gas, and decided to fart at my cubicle...it wasn't a fart. I shat my self at my desk. My boss was on a conference call....thank god I could work remotely...I stayed home for the next few days!!! Since then...I haven't trusted a fart.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #13 April 12, 2010 Better than shitting yourself on a date Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 April 12, 2010 Quote and have added 38 pounds... Shit happens I weigh 225, the same as I did 34 years ago when I started jumping...~the CG has changed quite a bit though. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thedude325 0 #15 April 13, 2010 Quote Better than shitting yourself on a date I sense a good story coming... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #16 April 13, 2010 Quote Quote Better than shitting yourself on a date I sense a good story coming... Id hardly call it a good story . Once upon a time, I went on a date. It was the first time this guy had really seen me in regular clothes (military academy, only time i wasnt in uniform I was in a cheerleading uniform). Well, he took me to this cute little Italian place about a mile or so walk from school. Well were walking back from dinner and my tummy starts bagurgling. Thinking its just gas, I discreetly let one rip here and there. Literally 20 feet from the dorm door that discreet little fart is running down my leg. (thank GOD i wore jeans...). Waddled into the building as quickly as I could and disguarded my favorite pair of underwear in the downstairs bathroom. Yet another thank GOD is that annapolis is disgustingly hot in the summer, so I went back upstairs and told him I was hot from the walk and hopped in the shower... I like to think he never noticed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thedude325 0 #17 April 13, 2010 Quote I like to think he never noticed. That depends... Did he run for the hills? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #18 April 13, 2010 Quote Quote I like to think he never noticed. That depends... Did he run for the hills? Nah. Dated for another 6months or so. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thedude325 0 #19 April 13, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I like to think he never noticed. That depends... Did he run for the hills? Nah. Dated for another 6months or so. He didn't notice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ironmanjay 0 #20 April 13, 2010 QuoteFess up, and POST PICS!!!!!!! How many dz.commers can spread em wide?! bah hahah Giggity giggity! Giggity giggity girly does this count? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #21 April 13, 2010 I can do the splits, but it never crossed my mind to take a pic. I usually just do them while stretching prior to a martial arts class. I always love the look on a tall guy's face when I kick him in the head. The furniture in my bedroom is a king sized bed, two night stands and a stretch rack in the corner.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #22 April 14, 2010 Dude. You are my dream man. Military, Skydive, DILF, Splits, ....geeze what else?!Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #23 April 14, 2010 LOL! Wanna see my degrees? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #24 April 14, 2010 I'd have to see how good you look in leather!! Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #25 April 15, 2010 Quote Quote and have added 38 pounds... Shit happens I weigh 225, the same as I did 34 years ago when I started jumping...~the CG has changed quite a bit though. Do you get called 'Sir' a lot? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
