skittles_of_SDC 0 #51 April 6, 2010 I do shave now. If I don't it gets irritating. My hair is still the same length but it just looks messed up in that picture because it was right after I got out of the pool. I'll never ditch the glasses. They are too awesome. I kinda decided I'm just gonna try to chat up girls that work at the park. With a few thousand employees at least one of them has to be good girlfriend material. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #52 April 6, 2010 QuoteHow do I pick up the single moms at a theme park when I spot them? Get a t-shirt that says, "I will pay for your kid's college if you let me fuck you." Honestly though there is probably a less expensive way to get laid.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #53 April 6, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Well at least we know the Shah is still with us and up to the usual. . Hey I'm freaking trying to reform over here! I said yes, gave her my car and even paid for coffee. A great 4 hour date. Yes ladies, I can go for 4 long hours of deep conversation. Gave her your CAR? You ARE desperate! In the long run probably cheaper than another divorce. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StangMan90 0 #54 April 7, 2010 QuoteAnd everything Strangeman said! If that was a typo and you meant to say "Stangman", I think I like "Strangeman" better. It is such much more descriptive of my true being. If you meant someone else: Dang! All the good names are taken. Joesimplify Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #55 April 7, 2010 Quote I do shave now. If I don't it gets irritating. My hair is still the same length but it just looks messed up in that picture because it was right after I got out of the pool. I'll never ditch the glasses. They are too awesome. I kinda decided I'm just gonna try to chat up girls that work at the park. With a few thousand employees at least one of them has to be good girlfriend material. Good plan!!! Your parents must be so proud of you. You are an IDIOT. I'll alert Disney & give them your pic.I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #56 April 7, 2010 QuoteI kinda decided I'm just gonna try to chat up girls that work at the park. With a few thousand employees at least one of them has to be good girlfriend material. You might consider the words of wisdom from one of my favorite American philosophers... The ugly one is always the "nice" one! ...Bill CosbyBirdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #57 April 7, 2010 Quote Quote I do shave now. If I don't it gets irritating. My hair is still the same length but it just looks messed up in that picture because it was right after I got out of the pool. I'll never ditch the glasses. They are too awesome. I kinda decided I'm just gonna try to chat up girls that work at the park. With a few thousand employees at least one of them has to be good girlfriend material. Good plan!!! Your parents must be so proud of you. You are an IDIOT. I'll alert Disney & give them your pic. And you're a douche. I guess that puts us on an even playing field. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #58 April 7, 2010 Make that a " Douche " that gets to get in bed with a hot wife tonite! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
