airtwardo 7 #26 March 30, 2010 Quote Quote I wish my ex was as easy as your wife. Damn dude-even i wouldn't cross that line. Do you even know the lady? Yeah Pops show some respect! ....at least Divot ASKED me if he could take her to my funeral as a date! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #27 March 30, 2010 You made two sequential mistakes... 1. You didn't share the pie with us. 2. You did share the story with us. This thred has blackmail writen all over it. Enjoy the pie... for now! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #28 March 30, 2010 Quote You made two sequential mistakes... 1. You didn't share the pie with us. 2. You did share the story with us. This thred has blackmail writen all over it. Enjoy the pie... for now! Yeah well so did YOU...blackmail will never work! 1. You don't know my wife 2. SHE knows Skydivers I just gotta puppy eye it and say, who ya gonna believe HONEY?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #29 March 30, 2010 Quotewho ya gonna believe HONEY?! My money is on the GENTLEMAN that opens doors for her.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #30 March 30, 2010 Quote Quote who ya gonna believe HONEY?! My money is on the GENTLEMAN that opens doors for her. ...and THAT'S why yer not ready for the big leagues junior! Redheads should come with warning labels, you'd be flotsam in 2 seconds flat. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #31 March 30, 2010 Redheads should come with warning labels, you'd be flotsam in 2 seconds flat. Something like: WARNING: This vehicle can go from 0 - 60 in 2.3 seconds. Unless it just starts at 60 and goes faster from there.Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #32 March 31, 2010 Quote Quote I wish my ex was as easy as your wife. Damn dude-even i wouldn't cross that line. Do you even know the lady? *slapping head* I shoulda knowed.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #33 March 31, 2010 Frig the pie!! Cook up a couple elbows of Bacon and eat it like chips Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SKYWHUFFO 1 #34 April 2, 2010 look her square in the eye without even blinking and say " I'm a skydiver, if there is no video it didn't happen!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emmiwy 0 #35 April 2, 2010 Quote Sara Lee Chocolate Dream Pie... ALL to myself This pie is soooo gooood! I thought I was the only one who ate these. I would buy one each school term to celebrate me keeping to my diet and exercising right. :) I think they stopped selling it in my local grocery store though. Enjoy!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #36 April 2, 2010 Quote look her square in the eye without even blinking and say " I'm a skydiver, if there is no video it didn't happen!" Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #37 April 2, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I wish my ex was as easy as your wife. Damn dude-even i wouldn't cross that line. Do you even know the lady? Yeah Pops show some respect! ....at least Divot ASKED me if he could take her to my funeral as a date! problem is - she always seems to go back and dig you back up! BUT we all get to enjoy the wake over and over . . . so I guess it's not TOO bad.She said it was my turn next - I'm not quite sure how safe that is.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #38 April 2, 2010 Corrected the title for you. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
