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You're just like Karen.

All bark, no BITE.



No I am not......:P


I stay up much later than she does....;)


One time! One night I crawl back to the hotel at a respectable hour and no one will ever forget it!! :P


Have somethingone to do?
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If anyone bites me they're getting my thumb in their eye!! ;)



LMAO.....:ph34r:


Now don't hold me responsible if some strange person at your dz bites you because of this thread....:P
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You're just like Karen.

All bark, no BITE.



No I am not......:P


I stay up much later than she does....;)


One time! One night I crawl back to the hotel at a respectable hour and no one will ever forget it!! :P


Have somethingone to do?


DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Leave it be!!! WTF???!!?? :P
Always be kinder than you feel.

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This just inspired me to write a song called

"Can i Nibble On Your Nipples?"

Hope it doesn't sound too Country when i get done.
:D



LMAO!! :D

Can't wait to hear it....:D
TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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This just inspired me to write a song called

"Can i Nibble On Your Nipples?"

Hope it doesn't sound too Country when i get done.
:D



LMAO!! :D



Here is the first verse:

I don't want to sound so simple.
And i don't want to pop your pimples.
I don't even want to kiss your dimples.
But can I just nibble on your nipples?

They fit in my mouth just right.
And you know a dog like me don't bite.
Let me nibble on your nipples.
Let me nibble on your nipples.


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If anyone bites me they're getting my thumb in their eye!! ;)



Apparently not if they're the big spoon and you're doped up, duh, hain't we been over this in the other thread?
...it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you!

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If anyone bites me they're getting my thumb in their eye!! ;)



Apparently not if they're the big spoon and you're doped up, duh, hain't we been over this in the other thread?


I'm pulling your "allowed to stay at my house" pass if you ever planned to come to New Jersey!!
:P:P:P
Always be kinder than you feel.

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When the truth is found to be lies
and all the joy within you dies
don't you want somebody to bite
don't you need somebody to bite
wouldn't you love somebody to bite
you better find somebody to bite

When the garden flowers baby are dead yes
and your mind [, your mind] is [so] full of red
don't you want somebody to bite
don't you need somebody to bite
wouldn't you love somebody to bite
you better find somebody to bite

your eyes, I say your eyes may look like his [yeah]
but in your head baby I'm afraid you don't know where it is
don't you want somebody to bite
don't you need somebody to bite
wouldn't you love somebody to bite
you better find somebody to bite

tears are running [ahhh, they're all] running down your breast
and your friends baby they treat you like a guest.
don't you want somebody to bite
don't you need somebody to bite
wouldn't you love somebody to bite
you better find somebody to bite


"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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If anyone bites me they're getting my thumb in their eye!! ;)



Apparently not if they're the big spoon and you're doped up, duh, hain't we been over this in the other thread?


I'm pulling your "allowed to stay at my house" pass if you ever planned to come to New Jersey!!
:P:P:P


I don't need a card...I use cash!!
...it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you!

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Done cuttin grass til Monday . Oh wait i have to do my own lawn. one of these days.



My lawn needs mowing. If you're in the neighborhood.... :D


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Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
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CHOMP! >:(

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Chomp away but I bite back!! [Evil]


So um....Lucky won't let me bite her...how YOU doin!?!?
...it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you!

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CHOMP! >:(

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Chomp away but I bite back!! [Evil]


So um....Lucky won't let me bite her...how YOU doin!?!?


So I'm your 2nd choice?:o
TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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