champu 1 #76 March 17, 2010 The worst pick-up line that has ever worked: at a bar during new years shortly after midnight... "How's 2003 treating you so far?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #77 March 17, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote hmmm skyfest....thats june right.....OH YEAH...ill still be here in Iraq..... Me too... I get to miss the ENTIRE season. Getting a new jumpsuit/rig for my return though! Hope its a winter jumpsuit shush you... Make me. Look, we've already established that I will come down there and you will shush... must we do this all over again? Do it. I dare you. Grr... Im going to kick your ass at your wedding... Or my wedding... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #78 March 17, 2010 "Whattya want for breakfast?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #79 March 17, 2010 glad to see the Ski has moved on from McSwervy and on to stalking other women"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #80 March 17, 2010 Quote glad to see the Ski has moved on from McSwervy and on to stalking other women . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #81 March 17, 2010 Quoteglad to see the Ski has moved on from McSwervy and on to stalking other women Its not stalking if she invites me..."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #82 March 17, 2010 Quote Quote glad to see the Ski has moved on from McSwervy and on to stalking other women Its not stalking if she invites me... Just because my parents said it's ok, does NOT mean that I did Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #83 March 17, 2010 Quote Quote Quote glad to see the Ski has moved on from McSwervy and on to stalking other women Its not stalking if she invites me... Just because my parents said it's ok, does NOT mean that I did Oh hush, you didnt disagree with them... Ya coulda just not told me how to get there, its not like I didnt pass your damn house like 3 times."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #84 March 17, 2010 damn ski....last time i was on here almost a year ago ou were getting turned down by women.....good to see things havnt changed much haha "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #85 March 17, 2010 Quote damn ski....last time i was on here almost a year ago ou were getting turned down by women.....good to see things havnt changed much haha I only get turned down while Im deployed... While Im home, well, not much changes."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #86 March 17, 2010 Quote Quote damn ski....last time i was on here almost a year ago ou were getting turned down by women.....good to see things havnt changed much haha I only get turned down while Im deployed... While Im home, well, not much changes. HAHAHAaaaa dude...classic...."Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #87 March 17, 2010 Quote Quote damn ski....last time i was on here almost a year ago ou were getting turned down by women.....good to see things havnt changed much haha I only get turned down while Im deployed... While Im home, well, not much changes. Oh dont be modest, you have women throwing themselves at you when youre home! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #88 March 17, 2010 Quote Quote Quote damn ski....last time i was on here almost a year ago ou were getting turned down by women.....good to see things havnt changed much haha I only get turned down while Im deployed... While Im home, well, not much changes. Oh dont be modest, you have women throwing themselves at you when youre home! Nobody would believe it if I said that... Hell, nobody will believe you either!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #89 March 17, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote damn ski....last time i was on here almost a year ago ou were getting turned down by women.....good to see things havnt changed much haha I only get turned down while Im deployed... While Im home, well, not much changes. Oh dont be modest, you have women throwing themselves at you when youre home! Nobody would believe it if I said that... Hell, nobody will believe you either! yeah....im with him......"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #90 March 17, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote damn ski....last time i was on here almost a year ago ou were getting turned down by women.....good to see things havnt changed much haha I only get turned down while Im deployed... While Im home, well, not much changes. Oh dont be modest, you have women throwing themselves at you when youre home! Nobody would believe it if I said that... Hell, nobody will believe you either! yeah....im with him...... You are?? Fuck! I thought this was a secure area!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #91 March 17, 2010 glad yours is....."Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #92 March 17, 2010 Quoteglad yours is..... Yeah, while Im at MY base anyways. Good thing Im the mobile guy."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #93 March 21, 2010 QuoteDo you know the difference between a ham sandwich and a blow job? We have a winner! When I tried this one out for shits and giggles, I got the following response: "Yes. I can give you a blowjob all by myself but we need a third person for me to sandwich you""That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #94 March 21, 2010 Quote Quote Do you know the difference between a ham sandwich and a blow job? We have a winner! When I tried this one out for shits and giggles, I got the following response: "Yes. I can give you a blowjob all by myself but we need a third person for me to sandwich you" Wow!! That's good!! I don't need pick up lines.. I'm a woman.. I could probably just grab a guy and tell him he's coming home with me.. He probably wouldn't protest too much!! I should try it sometime.. Obviously only if I were single.."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #95 March 21, 2010 Quote I don't need pick up lines.. I'm a woman.. I could probably just grab a guy and tell him he's coming home with me.. He probably wouldn't protest too much!! .. He would if he read your online postsYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #96 March 22, 2010 Quote Quote I don't need pick up lines.. I'm a woman.. I could probably just grab a guy and tell him he's coming home with me.. He probably wouldn't protest too much!! .. He would if he read your online posts We all get it Squeak - you don't like me.. You don't have to say something negative about every post I make. Seriously."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #97 March 22, 2010 [grabs popcorn] [puts $5 on the acadienne]Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #98 March 22, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I don't need pick up lines.. I'm a woman.. I could probably just grab a guy and tell him he's coming home with me.. He probably wouldn't protest too much!! .. He would if he read your online posts We all get it Squeak - you don't like me.. You don't have to say something negative about every post I make. Seriously. You dont get, I dont dislike you one bitI dont know you, I only know what you post here, most of which is a look at poor me me me style of post, Seriously. Well if you constantly draw attention to yourself, dont expect it to be fawning attention. Oh and get off Dizzy and Find a job so you can have something new to complain aboutYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #99 March 22, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote I don't need pick up lines.. I'm a woman.. I could probably just grab a guy and tell him he's coming home with me.. He probably wouldn't protest too much!! .. He would if he read your online posts We all get it Squeak - you don't like me.. You don't have to say something negative about every post I make. Seriously. You dont get, I dont dislike you one bitI dont know you, I only know what you post here, most of which is a look at poor me me me style of post, Seriously. Well if you constantly draw attention to yourself, dont expect it to be fawning attention. Oh and get off Dizzy and Find a job so you can have something new to complain about Whatever. I don't think everyone on here is *fantastic*, but I don't feel the need to bully, put down, or belittle anyone. If you find me so irritating, why don't you try not reading my threads? No one is forcing you to, ya know."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #100 March 22, 2010 If you find me so irritating, why don't you try not reading my threads? No one is forcing you to, ya know. Actually, we implanted a IED into Squeaks brain, if he DOESN´T read every post on here... -BOOM- head explodes! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
