How many sex partners have you had in your life?

[RevJim 0]

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Major life changing events. Major. Bad accident to bankruptcy to divorce to laid off, and more. Strange part? Right at this very moment I'm happier than I've been my entire life!

JAMESHola mi amigo, que passe

I'm good! Been away a little too long, but I see things haven't really changed much here.

Just trying to get ahead enough to be able to put enough money away to buy my rig back.

Question: Why are divorces so expensive?

Answer: Because they're worth it!

you sold the Blessed Cross Racer

It's in very, very good hands. And at the time it was the only option I had left. I had no electricity and a HUGE bill. Don't heat a house in Wisconsin all winter long with electric space heaters.

It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[happythoughts 0]

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I can name all of mine, so that's a start!

That's the easy route. "Honey".

After a few drinks, it's easy to forget a name.
I just call them all Honey.

[hcsvader 1]

I keep a hump log book. getting signatures can be interesting sometimes

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

[ryoder 1,590]

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I keep a hump log book. getting signatures can be interesting sometimes

I've never been able to find a source of logbook stamps to accurately depict all the possible maneuvers performed.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[shah269 0]

from 10 to 100 is a hell of a jump.
Shouldn't there be more resolution?

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

[ryoder 1,590]

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from 10 to 100 is a hell of a jump.
Shouldn't there be more resolution?

Agreed.
It should have been:
1
2
4
8
16
32
64
128
256

Then each successive value would be twice as slutty as the previous one.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[BillyVance 34]

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[shah269 0]

I mean hell even an ugly dog can get laid 11 times in his life.

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

[Sletzer 3]

It's not 11 times, it's 11 different people. And like someone earlier said, it's all relative to your age. If you're a guy in high school with 11 different partners you're a god, but if you're at 11 when you've been unmarried your whole life and you're 45, you're definitely going to be on the bottom end of the spectrum. But eh, to each his own.

I will be kissing hands and shaking babies all afternoon. Thanks for all your support! *bows*

SCS #8251

[Southern_Man 0]

Where is the poll option for "not enough?"

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

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I keep a hump log book. getting signatures can be interesting sometimes

Do you fake humps just to build your numbers??

Always be kinder than you feel.

[ridestrong 1]

Poll Question:

Q: What do you look for in a woman?

A: My dick.


-- saw that in an email the other day, hadn't heard it before.

*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.*
----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.----

[ryoder 1,590]

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It's not 11 times, it's 11 different people.

You are assuming Shah could persuade a chick to do it more than once.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[JohnnyMarko 1]

0...im a 20 year old virgin and proud of it!!! no, im not gay...yes, im religious...

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[JohnDeere 0]

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0...im a 20 year old virgin and proud of it!!! no, im not gay...yes, im religious...

Good for you!

Nothing opens like a Deere!

You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

[shah269 0]

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It's not 11 times, it's 11 different people.

You are assuming Shah could persuade a chick to do it more than once.

Ouch mate....ouch.

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

[Bolas 5]

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I keep a hump log book. getting signatures can be interesting sometimes

I've never been able to find a source of logbook stamps to accurately depict all the possible maneuvers performed.

Sorta like with skydiving, you have individual stamps and just stamp the formation...

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[mdrejhon 8]

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Agreed.
It should have been:
1
2
4
8
16
32
64
128
256

Then each successive value would be twice as slutty as the previous one.

Binary!
You should adopt the ritcher scale instead...

1
10
100
1000
10000

Then the next would be one order of magnitude after the previous level.

Okay, just kidding.

[TypicalFish 0]

Where is the "plead the 5th" option?

"I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

[Heatmiser 0]

Why'd you have to plead with the 5th one? She outa your league or something?

What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo

Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

[ryoder 1,590]

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Where is the "plead the 5th" option?

Don't worry about it;
Some of those post-op transsexuals fool a lot of people.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[popsjumper 2]

OK...before I answer I need to know if we are supposed to count:
1. Slaves
2. Purchases
3. Rentals
4. Pictures
5. Videos
6. Dreams
7. Left-handed, right-handed or both
8. Thefts
9. Inflatables
10. Blindfold instances where it was hard to tell if it was many at one time or the same one many times.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[skyrider 0]

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OK...before I answer I need to know if we are supposed to count:
1. Slaves
2. Purchases
3. Rentals
4. Pictures
5. Videos
6. Dreams
7. Left-handed, right-handed or both
8. Thefts
9. Inflatables
10. Blindfold instances where it was hard to tell if it was many at one time or the same one many times.

that may have been my Gay buddy Ralph, he loves pulling that trick on folks....

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

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OK...before I answer I need to know if we are supposed to count:
1. Slaves
2. Purchases
3. Rentals
4. Pictures
5. Videos
6. Dreams
7. Left-handed, right-handed or both
8. Thefts
9. Inflatables
10. Blindfold instances where it was hard to tell if it was many at one time or the same one many times.

How on earth do you steal the pussy???

Always be kinder than you feel.