Wharrgarbl. Nude Divers beware [NSFW]

[ikon 0]

Sorry if this has been posted before but this is just too funny to not share lol
http://i.imgur.com/2xlSc.gif

[jumpslo 0]

Oh Harsh! Haha

"Good rule of thumb; is what you are doing the EASIEST for You? Because if it is, it ain't going to work for the people around you."

[1969912 0]

I wonder what it sounded like...

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

[Jbag 0]

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I wonder what it sounded like...

think nerf football ;)

IHYD

[shropshire 0]

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I wonder what it sounded like...

Sounds like some cunt whistling

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[captain1976 0]

If we could only get them to snap like that in bed

You live more in the few minutes of skydiving than many people live in their lifetime

[LadyDoc 0]

dammit, now I'm not sure that I'll ever do a nude jump... geez.

If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL

[cocheese 0]

Serious question: If blowing into the vagina can cause death, then why would a woman want to skydive nude?

[LadyDoc 0]

Serious answer, I don't think that, while nude skydiving, much air would be forcing into the vaginal canal, but more likely just (for a lack of a better word) flapping through the labia. when air is pushing forcefully into the vagina, in intercourse or whatever it is you may do, the air is actually going much further into the vagina and up near the cervix. Unless the nude female flier was sit flying, I think she'd be fine. Other than incriminating videos that make her whoohaa look nasty.

less serious answer, why wouldn't a woman want to do a nude jump?!

If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL

[cocheese 0]

At pull time, one is forced into the sit fly position at a high rate of speed. Please be careful up there.

[LadyDoc 0]

I'm only on jump 7 now (4 AFF jumps and 3 solos now) and about an hour in the tunnel prior to AFF. My sit flying isn't the best anyway, so, I think I'll be good. By the time I get to the jump in which it's tradition to go nekkid, I may be better, but, maybe backflying will be the way to go on that one... I'll keep ya posted on how it goes. lol

If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL

[cocheese 0]

Ok i just invented a little umbrella shaped device that would make nude skydiving much safer.

We'll call it the whistle widget.

[LadyDoc 0]

LMAO! that's awesome. I'll test it out for ya.

If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL

[silent_pumpkin 0]

Nice, how about the male version - not so much wharrgarbling, but slapping:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldsg2s1mE0Y

Been posted here before, but thought it was appropriate to share again, enjoy!