LadyDoc 0 #1 February 28, 2010 So, I saw this on Manswers a few nights ago and I just had to share. It has been proven (Berkeley was the university doing the study) that beer guts can save lives. In a car accident, the belly actually acts like an airbag, therefore, protecting that owner of said beer belly! So, next time you have to buy a case, pass on the light beer! Go for the regular, amazing beer and know that you could be saving someone's life!! If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #2 February 28, 2010 Ummm... Berkeley? The same Berkeley where they've got folks who like to climb up trees and fling their poo at passers-by? The same Berkeley that exclaim they wish there was an organization sworn to protect the U.S. Constitution while protesting in-front of a down-town U.S. Marine Corps recruiting station? But seriously... "Yes"... Pass on the lite beer! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #3 February 28, 2010 yaay, im not fat, im just protecting myself!!Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Belgian_Draft 0 #4 February 28, 2010 Beer guts save lives? I'm immortal!! (and I don't even drink very much ) HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #5 February 28, 2010 Yay! So that way,they can be spared the pleasure of a quick death so that their scarred, destoryed, cirrhotic liver can force them to languish for months! Wow, you don't think my working in a surgical/trauma ICU has made me bitter at all, do you? Elvisio "yikes, a little rough even for me" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #6 February 28, 2010 Hey. When those esophageal varices let go, death is pretty quick! And if you've got high BP, diabetes and atherosclerosis, you need not worry. It's not like you can see youself in a mirror or even feel that accident. Peripheral neuropathy is a fine way to take the pain away. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #7 February 28, 2010 However, those statistics on car accidents are balanced out by the increased chance of getting stuck in a revolving door, and dying a cruel death.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
