I know most of you don't care about NASCAR.

[The_Don 0]

But, THAT Daytona 500 was great!

Truly a joy to watch!
Even tho it took a while..

I am NOT being loud.
I'm being enthusiastic!

[AggieDave 6]

The old moonshiners would laugh at the drivers, a little piece of track coming up and they stop the race for a LONG time...

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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Of course. They didn't go 200 mph in half million dollar cars.

I take it you watched?

I am NOT being loud.
I'm being enthusiastic!

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NASCAR today has zero relationship to its origins.

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Were you able to acquire a new white plastic chair to sit on while you watched the race ?

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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Good race throughout.

I had a ratings-boosting epiphany while waiting for the second overtime........build a cage in the infield, and store 10 or 15 200-pound deer in it. Release one every 20 laps.


Don

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I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

[AggieDave 6]

Nope, caught it in between DVR'ed shows today.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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Your thread title is correct.

Don't give a shit about NASCAR. Just don't understand making a car that can only turn left.

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Those deer wouldn't make it to the race. Think about the number of spot lighting that would be going on from all the rednecks in the infield!

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Your thread title is correct.

Don't give a shit about NASCAR. Just don't understand making a car that can only turn left.

I can only assume you also don't watch horse racing, dog racing, air racing, track & field or have any respect for Apollo Ono.

A lot of races "only turn left."

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Your thread title is correct.

Don't give a shit about NASCAR. Just don't understand making a car that can only turn left.

I can only assume you also don't watch horse racing, dog racing, air racing, track & field or have any respect for Apollo Ono.

A lot of races "only turn left."

I like those other sports. They don't have banjo music as an anthem.

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They don't have banjo music as an anthem.

I will admit I could do without the "country" music, which also bears no resemblance to its origins either. Last time I checked cowboys didn't use electric guitars.

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They don't have banjo music as an anthem.

I will admit I could do without the "country" music, which also bears no resemblance to its origins either. Last time I checked cowboys didn't use electric guitars.

The only similarity between the cowboy and the NASCAR driver is that they work sitting down. But the cowboy had to do it in all weather, around smelly animals, for little pay. The driver does it a few hours a week, in a custom fitted seat, with a bunch of people waiting on his every need, and god forbid it rains.

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Your thread title is correct.

Don't give a shit about NASCAR. Just don't understand making a car that can only turn left.

I can only assume you also don't watch horse racing, dog racing, air racing, track & field or have any respect for Apollo Ono.

A lot of races "only turn left."

I like those other sports. They don't have banjo music as an anthem.

Whats wrong with Bluegrass?

Nothing opens like a Deere!

You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

[The_Don 0]

Stereotype. Some might draw conclusions of your home DZ choices?


It was a great race to watch. You don't like it? Don't watch.

I am NOT being loud.
I'm being enthusiastic!

[AggieDave 6]

I love bluegrass! Such an incredibly hard type of music to play, with a great sound...its just great.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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I like those other sports. They don't have banjo music as an anthem.

[monkycndo 0]

My brother plays banjo. Plays pretty good. One of the jokes he likes to tell.

Q- What are the five words often said when a banjo player is wearing a suit?

















A- Will the defendant please rise?

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NASCAR today has zero relationship to its origins.

...and so goes all sports.

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Those deer wouldn't make it to the race. Think about the number of spot lighting that would be going on from all the rednecks in the infield!

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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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They don't have banjo music as an anthem.

I will admit I could do without the "country" music, which also bears no resemblance to its origins either. Last time I checked cowboys didn't use electric guitars.

Last time I looked, cowboys don't ride cars either.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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I love bluegrass! Such an incredibly hard type of music to play, with a great sound...its just great.

+1 I really enjoy some good bluegrass. Can you say Grapeland, Texas

Nothing opens like a Deere!

You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

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I'm a bit of a nomad. Jumped in CA, OR, WA, MT, UT, AZ, FL, SC, MA, plus Canada and Mexico. I was even allowed by the locals to jump in Georgia

Not sure what stereo type I should fit in.

Had no idea the race was on. REALLY sorry I missed it.

And AD, I actually agree. Listening to banjo played well is enjoyable. Took my brother quite a few years to get to a point where he sounded like he actually intended.

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I love bluegrass! Such an incredibly hard type of music to play, with a great sound...its just great.

Man, you got that right!
Country came easy to me, Rock came even easier...Bluegrass? Damn, one can only dream. My hat's off to them boys.

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They don't have banjo music as an anthem.

I will admit I could do without the "country" music, which also bears no resemblance to its origins either. Last time I checked cowboys didn't use electric guitars.

Last time I looked, cowboys don't ride cars either.

Never saw a cowboy driving a Bronco or a Mustang?

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