Are you crazy?

[Niki1 1]

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Crazy people don't think they're crazy... That's what makes them crazy...

Some catch, that catch 22.

I'm as sane as all you here on DZ.com.








Uh oh

Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done.
Louis D Brandeis

Where are we going and why are we in this basket?

[countzero 7]

yep "i'm a clincally depressed fecalpheliac on prozac"- kyle

diamonds are a dawgs best friend

[jessicat 0]

I live with ME. Of course I'm crazy!.............do you have any idea how much fun I have?

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[stitch 0]

I'm different.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[JohnMitchell 16]

Well, I just qualified for crazy. My HP laptop quit working, 96 days out of warranty. Called tech support. It's $59.99 for one call, $99.99 for a year's worth of tech support, and $109.99+tax for a year's hardware and software warranty. Okay, so I cough up the VISA # for the full meal deal, and the tech support began.

-Pull off power cord.
-Take out battery.
-Hold down power button for 40 seconds.
-Put battery back in, plug in power cord, and turn on computer.
-It works.

Pretty easy advice for $109.99+tax.

You guys that know me well know I'm not too tech savvy, but I just got a professional lesson (screwing).


Any ideas on how to make some hardware break over the next year to get my money's worth?

[airdvr 210]

Statistics show 1 out of 4 people have mental problems. Take a look at your 3 best friends. If they're OK it's you.

Please don't dent the planet.

Destinations by Roxanne

[CanuckInUSA 0]

Whatever normal is, I assure you I am not it.

and neither is anyone else from the skydiving community.

Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

[hcsvader 1]

Anytime you are bored just call them and chat them up. unplug your computer and call them and ask them how to make it work again. Turn your monitor around and call them and tell them you cant see the screen. Hit CAPS LOCK and ask them why all your font is capitalized.

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

[Nataly 38]

Sometimes I think I must be.. For going so long without jumping - last skydiving trip was in April..

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

[cocheese 0]

Oh Darling go make a skydive.

[Nataly 38]

Yes.. I think it's the one thing I really need right now!!

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

[Niki1 1]

A computer tech comes into the company to fix the big computer. He runs a test or two. He takes out a small hammer and hits the computer in the lower left corner. He gives the company a bill. $500. The company manager says this is outragious and wants the bill itemized. The tech revises the bill.

One blow with a hammer ------------------ $5.00
Knowing where to use the hammer ------- $495

Tech Support is one of the levels of Hell or would have been had Dante wrtten on one.

Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done.
Louis D Brandeis

Where are we going and why are we in this basket?

[tbrown 26]

But I used to be once, a long time ago.

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

[The_Don 0]

" It's so nice to be insane, no one asks you to explain"


???

I am NOT being loud.
I'm being enthusiastic!