JRock 0 #1 March 17, 2004 This is probably a repost, but then again I don't give a shit. What are some of your favorite pick up lines? What has worked? I used... "Hey, you're hot, wanna go to dinner?" and it worked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canopycandy 0 #2 March 17, 2004 This was funny, but didn't work: Baby, you can just call me Milk, because I do a body good. And this one was bizarre (and also didn't work): You're so beautiful and elegant, and you deserve the very best things in life. Man ... I would even take you to Red Lobster. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #3 March 17, 2004 "Wanna order a pizza and fuck?" "no" "What... you don't like pizza?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raftman 12 #4 March 17, 2004 "Hi, my name is Tom. I like to fuck. How do you like me so far?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #5 March 17, 2004 Hand her a business card that says, "Smile if you want to have crazy nutso sex with me." Watch her try to hold back a laugh... Or, "If I were to ask you to have sex with me, would your answer to that question be the same as to this question?" My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #6 March 17, 2004 do you beleive in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again? (this one has worked for me in my "playa" days): (get a quarter or dollar, whatever) say: I bet you this dollar I can kiss you without touching you... her/him: really? then jsut all out kiss the person and say: damn I always loose my money... want to see something swell? like birds? take this for a swallow. ok those are bad.. but then again arent they all? motion to come here with a finger... say: if I can get you to come with one finger thing what I can do with all ten_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #7 March 17, 2004 fuck me if I'm wrong, but isnt your name shequanda? fuck me if Im wrong but dont you want to give me a blowjob?_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #8 March 17, 2004 "'Scuse me, would you like to dance ?" "Ummm...yeah, OK then. Sure" "Well go on then, I wanna talk to your friend."Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #9 March 17, 2004 "Hey baby, nice shoes....." "If I were a squirrel and you were a tree......where could I hide my nuts??" You say...."I wanna lay you down by an open fire, caress every inch of your gorgeous body, make slow, sweet love to you until the sun comes up, and then do it all over again the next morning." She says... "What did you say?" You say........ "You wanna come back to my place for coffee?" And the all time most successful pickup line EVER is............"HI." Honestly, I'm too shy to start a conversation in person, good thing I already have a girl, ahahahaha!! Jrock, did that really work for you?????? How did it go?? Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #10 March 17, 2004 OMG! Yoshi was a player back in the day????~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #11 March 17, 2004 QuoteOMG! Yoshi was a player back in the day???? hey now.. I may not be the crem de la creme, but I had my moments_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #12 March 17, 2004 yep... back in my playa days I walked up to this hottie blonde ( a little liquid courage in me) and said just that... You're hot wanna go to dinner and it worked..... Went out about three times. She used to be a college cheerleader..... mmmmmmm cheerleader... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #13 March 17, 2004 When I met you at Mardi Gras, I thought you were just the sweetest thang, now you're a true bad boy at heart~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #14 March 17, 2004 "Wow! If those are real, I've met my future ex-wife!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 March 17, 2004 QuoteWhen I met you at Mardi Gras, I thought you were just the sweetest thang, now you're a true bad boy at heart He told me he loved me on one of the DDs i got from mardi gras. Of course he was talking to my voicemail as if i was on the phone and kept wondering why i wasn't saying anything... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #16 March 17, 2004 Quote He told me he loved me on one of the DDs i got from mardi gras. Of course he was talking to my voicemail as if i was on the phone and kept wondering why i wasn't saying anything... Wow, Sunny! You've got Double D's? Why do you always wear those bulky sweatshirts when I'm at SDC?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #17 March 17, 2004 QuoteWhen I met you at Mardi Gras, I thought you were just the sweetest thang, now you're a true bad boy at heart I AM the sweetest thing I just WAS IN THE PAST a little closer to the line of a playa but yeah... I guess deep down I can be a "bad boy"...only if one asks very nicely though_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #18 March 17, 2004 No doubt, Yosh was seriously getting his drink on. Man had more beads than a drunken pilgrim. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #19 March 17, 2004 Quote Why do you always wear those bulky sweatshirts I beleive last time you saw me, i was curled up sleeping under Wrongway's Ohio coat. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #20 March 17, 2004 QuoteHe told me he loved me on one of the DDs i got from mardi gras. Of course he was talking to my voicemail as if i was on the phone and kept wondering why i wasn't saying anything... I totally forgot about that...damn Amazon... she hands me the phone and says something to the effect of here is sunshine.. so I start talking and you werent there.. I think it was about 15-20 seconds later she said it was your voicemail and I finally got it..it was a DD!... ahh well.. I was supurbly anebriated at the time (could you tell???)_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #21 March 17, 2004 QuoteNo doubt, Yosh was seriously getting his drink on. Man had more beads than a drunken pilgrim. well I thought it was a MARTI GRAS boogie...so I brought a bunch of them... I had the darndest time simply GIVING them away.. I didnt care all that much considering the state of mind I happened to be in at the time, though._________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #22 March 17, 2004 Yep, we were all feelingno pain before that night was over. <-- everyone at Mardi Graswitty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #23 March 17, 2004 QuoteQuote Why do you always wear those bulky sweatshirts I beleive last time you saw me, i was curled up sleeping under Wrongway's Ohio coat. Samey same...bulky clothes not letting the twins' glory eminate to the world... ...But then you wussed out and went home as Wookie and I boarded the plane, preventing me from jumpin with you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #24 March 17, 2004 Cheerleaders are evil dude, I dated one for a while (she did hs and college), and she was EVIL. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #25 March 17, 2004 Quote... I guess deep down I can be a "bad boy"...only if one asks very nicely though A tip for the guys......girls are more attracted to the "bad boy" type~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
