Pick Up Lines

[CrazyThomas 0]

The best one yet...


Hello. I noticed you noticing me, so I came to give you notice, that I noticed you noticing me.
How you doing?



Thomas

[Misternatural 0]

This is one I actually I heard a woman say recently-

"shut up and wax my ass you fuck"

isn't that adorable

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[lekstrom10k 0]

I like your style We had a table at a bar near Skydive Tecumseh in Michigan Two ladies were sitting at the bar the other guy asked me to ask them if they would like to sit with us. Being the shy person I am walked up to them. When I said "if you dont mind sitting with disgusting lewd and vulgar people we have a place for you to sit". The one looked at the other and smiled while saying"I knew we would fit in here".The despite me yelling repetadly to Bozo "Dont argue religion" they left. It was looking good until then.

[kj126 0]

Recent one I heard on the Movie Yes Man.

No Im not stalking you, but your new furniture looks great from the front yard.

Just thought it was funny.

I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!

[fossg 0]

I haven't had much experience lately but heres one that worked in the distant past. 1. Hi (I'm a man of few words)

[pontiacgtp00 0]

hey, nice night for a night huh?

[JohnMitchell 16]

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When I said "if you dont mind sitting with disgusting lewd and vulgar people we have a face for you to sit".

Fixed it for ya.

[skyjumpenfool 2]

"I really need to talk to you in the morning... should I call you or tap you on the shoulder??"

This is usually where the cold glass of water hits me in the face. What is that all about?

Birdshit & Fools Productions

"Son, only two things fall from the sky."

[Misternatural 0]

>Face

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!

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[lolimfalling 0]

hanging out in the library doing calculus hw,
i wish i was ur derivative so i could lie tangent to ur curves, or i wish i was ur integral so i could be the area under your curves are huge hits that work every time.

[Misternatural 0]

"Excuse me do you know what time it is?"- "MY GOD YOU HAVE HUGE TITS".

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[Chris_K 0]

What ever happened to "Hi" or any other simple approach?

All these lines for the "cool" approach..... All you have to do is be confident, often these chessy lines are delivered in a nervous fashion which is really counter-productive.

Things like "wanna F*&K" might work on someone really drunk but will make you look like a creep to a woman that get hit on all the time (Attractive).

That being said I do like watching it when guys get slapped for being so crude, its funny.

Downsizing is not the way to prove your manhood.

[d_squared431 0]

I not going thru - the whole post but I laugh when I hear guys using some of these:pick up lines

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[Misternatural 0]

I don't go to bars much anymore, that said - the whole pickup thing is funny as hell and for most dudes it's just for a laugh as no one takes it seriously.... especially the women

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[crustySCSA69 0]

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My Favorite.

"I'm 31 and I live in a trailer on a Dropzone in ZHill's."

Private joke...someone will get it.

.. down by the river ??

I feel so motivated.

[Chris_K 0]

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I don't go to bars much anymore, that said - the whole pickup thing is funny as hell and for most dudes it's just for a laugh as no one takes it seriously.... especially the women

In most cases, true. But some really do practice pick up lines and take them seriously. They think the more creative it is the more she will notice you. It is true that she will notice you, but not for the reasons you want her to.

Look around at any bar / club / pub, you will always see the "cool" guys (over dressed, trying to be too loud, etc) trying these lines.

I heard a funy one last night:

Guy: Have we met before?

Girl: I dont believe so

Guy: Well of course we havent because you would definately remember me! (said with a wink).

Her reaction: OKKKKK? Well have fun (leaves)

His reaction (to his buddies): She must be gay.

Downsizing is not the way to prove your manhood.

[Misternatural 0]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7Vlcnr-mco&feature=PlayList&p=247E352E532A55D4&index=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM6zWw_UI6Q&feature=PlayList&p=247E352E532A55D4&index=2

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[JohnMitchell 16]

There are no pick up lines that work. Men keep forgetting that women are in charge. Just go up and talk to them. If they like you'll, they'll respond. If they don't like you, the words of William Shakespeare won't make them follow you home.

[Misternatural 0]

>There are no pick up lines that work.

Well crap then I guess this weeks helpful tip is out of the question;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_1vDFsaf2k&feature=PlayList&p=7DF8D73CC2BC3BBE&index=6


Happy Friday Everybody

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[base689 0]

> There are no pick up lines that work
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There are no pick up lines that work by definition/by default.
There are indeed some witty/smart lines that allow you to start talking to the girl without the same to send you to fuckoff But dealing with (indeed the best lines does NOT let you "pickup" but simply start talking/come to knowledge) you CAN'T disregard some as:
1) your look
2) your posture
3) your attire
4) your attitude while you pronounce said
5) other belonging to your body/attire/whatever else

Indeed, a nice /not too aggressive can help you start talking to the girl
There are NOT magic things (lines included) when approaching women that work 100% of times with 100% of male/female combinations.

There are indeed "valid" combinations of attire/look/attitude/lines that can help improve your chances of talking to girls (without been sent to fuckoff).

Stay safe out there
Blue Skies and Soft Walls
BASE #689 - base_689AT_NO_123_SPAMyahoo.com

[downwardspiral 0]

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There are no pick up lines that work. Men keep forgetting that women are in charge. Just go up and talk to them. If they like you'll, they'll respond. If they don't like you, the words of William Shakespeare won't make them follow you home.

I agree. It doesn't matter what you say as long as you say something. "Hi" works the best imho.

www.FourWheelerHB.com

[downwardspiral 0]

Example of a "knowledge line" por favor?

www.FourWheelerHB.com

[base689 0]

> Example of a "knowledge line" por favor?
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Any of the above, with exclusion of the most sex-oriented/sex explicite ones, said with the right posture, having already been (you cannot show up to a girl as a perfect foreigner coming from the back and hoping not be sent to fuckoff), nice attire, nice look, right tone of voice, with the right mix of ass face/bad guy/not too arrogant attitude, after having tried to understand if she ever looked at you, all the above plus other "things" can improve your chances.
Other nice can be:
1) Hello, sorry to disturb you but I was looking at you, and you resemble so much my 4th girl friend. In fact, I've got only 3 girlfriends so far.
2) Hello. Have you got a boyfriend? Would you like a better one (*pointing at you and smiling so much*)?

Stay safe out there
Blue Skies and Soft Walls
BASE #689 - base_689AT_NO_123_SPAMyahoo.com

[billvon 3,070]

>There are no pick up lines that work.

Perhaps true. But there are "pick up lines" that make her run screaming from the room, and lines that do not. Better to concentrate on the latter, for the most part.

[happythoughts 0]

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There are no pick up lines that work. Men keep forgetting that women are in charge. Just go up and talk to them. If they like you'll, they'll respond. If they don't like you, the words of William Shakespeare won't make them follow you home.

How about other famous people? (attached)