npgraphicdesign 3 #1 January 4, 2010 - My son is asking for your daughter's hand in marriage. - Doesn't he have a hand? - Yes, but it's tired already. Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A. Only one, but you have to go back for at least 4 sessions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 January 4, 2010 Do you know how many kids with ADD it takes to change a light bulb? OMG DUDE DO YOU WANNA RIDE A BIKE?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #3 January 4, 2010 How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb. At least ten to take credit for the arrest even though it turned itself in. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xbasejumperz 0 #4 January 4, 2010 After the first two posts i didnt think this thread could get any worse. Thanks for proving me wrong. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 January 4, 2010 Did you hear about the hole in the fence around the Playboy mansion? There aren't any suspects, but the police are looking into it!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #6 January 4, 2010 Quote After the first two posts i didnt think this thread could get any worse. Thanks for proving me wrong. Oh well..it's Sunday and everyone is tired. Deal with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xbasejumperz 0 #7 January 4, 2010 QuoteDid you hear about the hole in the fence around the Playboy mansion? There aren't any suspects, but the police are looking into it! did you hear about that guy from texas that thought he was a badass swooper, so badass that he put up a website that didnt even work and then advertised it to the world for them all to click on and waste 10 fucking seconds of their lives? Well, guess what? I just stole my 10 seconds back from your ass! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #8 January 4, 2010 Texas Swoopers is the Texas Swoop League, its not about me. I'm migrating the FB group to a regular website. It'll be up by the end of the month. The 2010 Texas competition schedule should be finalized by then as well. Come swoop with us. Come compete with us. Just come have fun. Or you can be a hater. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #9 January 4, 2010 Quote Texas Swoopers is the Texas Swoop League, its not about me. I'm migrating the FB group to a regular website. It'll be up by the end of the month. The 2010 Texas competition schedule should be finalized by then as well. Come swoop with us. Come compete with us. Just come have fun. Or you can be a hater. Your logo reads as TEXAWOOPERS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #10 January 4, 2010 With a giant S between the two of them. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xbasejumperz 0 #11 January 4, 2010 Quote Quote Texas Swoopers is the Texas Swoop League, its not about me. I'm migrating the FB group to a regular website. It'll be up by the end of the month. The 2010 Texas competition schedule should be finalized by then as well. Come swoop with us. Come compete with us. Just come have fun. Or you can be a hater. Your logo reads as TEXAWOOPERS. how ironic, a guy with graphicdesign in his name is criticizing somebodys website logo, could that be anymore of a pathetic attempt to drum up business? your not gonna get any hand outs here buddy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #12 January 4, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Texas Swoopers is the Texas Swoop League, its not about me. I'm migrating the FB group to a regular website. It'll be up by the end of the month. The 2010 Texas competition schedule should be finalized by then as well. Come swoop with us. Come compete with us. Just come have fun. Or you can be a hater. Your logo reads as TEXAWOOPERS. how ironic, a guy with graphicdesign in his name is criticizing somebodys website logo, could that be anymore of a pathetic attempt to drum up business? your not gonna get any hand outs here buddy. Actually, that wasn't my purpose at all. Not looking for handouts either, so go flock yourself. I was simply making a joke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #13 January 4, 2010 Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A. Only one, but it has to want to change. Q. How many evangelists does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. It must REPENT FROM ITS DARK-NAY-ESS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #14 January 4, 2010 You can tell a Texan from a mile away. Get up close, you can't tell 'em squat.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #15 January 4, 2010 Quotedid you hear about that guy from texas that thought he was a badass swooper, so badass that he put up a website that didnt even work and then advertised it to the world It does work. It just doesn't, um, do very much. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #16 January 4, 2010 Quote You can tell a Texan from a mile away. Get up close, you can't tell 'em squat. You can always tell a Texan. You just can't tell him much. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #17 January 4, 2010 An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looked him over. "Nope." Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?" Margaret looked up and exclaimed, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!!" Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'" "Nope", she replied.. "IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'" Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #18 January 4, 2010 Quote Your logo reads as TEXAWOOPERS. "WOOPERS?". Fuckin' Aggies... [Laugh] My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,439 #19 January 4, 2010 How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One. And that's not funny Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 January 5, 2010 How many Pentecostals does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one. The advantage is, they already have their hands in the air. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
