shropshire 0 #101 December 29, 2009 Quote Quote I'm still pullin' for the guy at the hardware store! The one who was trying to explain to me how a screwdriver works??! ! Behave.... no one could be that .... um, O.K maybe they could (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #102 December 29, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Yes, I think *most* people were trying to be helpful I wasn't. is this where I put in that silly-assed "+1"? What you put in your silly ass is NONE of our business.Oh - you meant the "+1" was silly assed . . . I got nuthin . . . it was a bad attempt - but I tried - I thin an early morning beer is in order now.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #103 December 29, 2009 Quote Quote I'm still pullin' for the guy at the hardware store! The one who was trying to explain to me how a screwdriver works??! Yeah.. No thanks! Hey, d00d has a job and most prolly working there, he doesn't have any 'ex' issues...ya could be HIS future ex-wife! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #104 December 29, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I'm still pullin' for the guy at the hardware store! The one who was trying to explain to me how a screwdriver works??! ! Behave.... no one could be that .... um, O.K maybe they could Yeah.. I was trying to buy a stubby multi-tip screwdriver that would fit into my handbag for those little emergencies you come across every so often.. And the dude went into a long rant about "the bigger the handle the better the screwdriver".. And I'm like "dude.. I'm familiar with the concept of torque/leverage - you seem not to understand that that big thing won't fit into my Jimmy Choo"!! Now *he* was staring at me with a look that could only mean "what the hell is a Jimmy Choo?" Priceless!"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #105 December 29, 2009 He probably though Jimmy Choo was a euphemism for your pussy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #106 December 29, 2009 Quote He probably though Jimmy Choo was a euphemism for your pussy. Well, he wouldn't have been entirely wrong - the big screwdriver *wouldn't* fit into my kitty!!! But I really was talking about my handbag."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #107 December 29, 2009 Wow, tough spot you're in. Maybe stay in the game a while longer, see what happens. Nothing to lose really, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #108 December 29, 2009 Quote Wow, tough spot you're in. Maybe stay in the game a while longer, see what happens. Nothing to lose really, right? Just her virginity.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #109 December 30, 2009 Quote Quote Wow, tough spot you're in. Maybe stay in the game a while longer, see what happens. Nothing to lose really, right? Just her virginity. Wow.. I lost that like 13 years ago!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #110 December 30, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Wow, tough spot you're in. Maybe stay in the game a while longer, see what happens. Nothing to lose really, right? Just her virginity. Wow.. I lost that like 13 years ago!! AGAIN!? You told me you were virginal?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
