Penis Warmer

[captain1976 0]

Notice someone shoving a colorful pack of some kind in his pants while putting on his jumpsuit the other day. I asked what it was and he said it was one of those cheap portable hand warmers and used it to keep his dick warm. Not a bad idea

You live more in the few minutes of skydiving than many people live in their lifetime

[turtlespeed 221]

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Notice someone shoving a colorful pack of some kind in his pants while putting on his jumpsuit the other day. I asked what it was and he said it was one of those cheap portable hand warmers and used it to keep his dick warm. Not a bad idea

Gold Bond Blue will do about the same thing.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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[muff528 3]

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Notice someone shoving a colorful pack of some kind in his pants while putting on his jumpsuit the other day. I asked what it was and he said it was one of those cheap portable hand warmers and used it to keep his dick warm. Not a bad idea

That's probably WAY less painful than this:

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/northwest-airlines-bomb-photos/story?id=9436297

[warpedskydiver 0]

I though a pretty girls mouth is far warmer and more comfortable.

[wolfriverjoe 1,523]

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I though a pretty girls mouth is far warmer and more comfortable.

Yes, but not inside your pants.

"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

[warpedskydiver 0]

Hey I can wear stretchy pants for that!

[wolfriverjoe 1,523]

Yeah, but the OP was referring to a jumpsuit, so I'm thinking it was for a skydive.

That would be one very different Tandem

"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

[Squeak 17]

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Notice someone shoving a colorful pack of some kind in his pants while putting on his jumpsuit the other day. I asked what it was and he said it was one of those cheap portable hand warmers and used it to keep his dick warm. Not a bad idea

Gold Bond Blue will do about the same thing.

Given Gold Bond is Mentholated, wouldn't it have a cooling effect?

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[squirrel 0]

when we got married in a skydiving wedding, a cold snap came through florida. my wife rode up to altitude with a fleece on over her leather wedding jumpsuit, and pocket warmers on her boobs! worked great!

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[thedude325 0]

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I though a pretty girls mouth is far warmer and more comfortable.

Then you'd be surprised at how well the ugly ones are!

[jf951 1]

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I though a pretty girls mouth is far warmer and more comfortable.

very true. how ever i found a vadge works best

Jump more, Bitch less.

[warpedskydiver 0]

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Notice someone shoving a colorful pack of some kind in his pants while putting on his jumpsuit the other day. I asked what it was and he said it was one of those cheap portable hand warmers and used it to keep his dick warm. Not a bad idea

Gold Bond Blue will do about the same thing.

Given Gold Bond is Mentholated, wouldn't it have a cooling effect?

Maybe he meant Tiger Balm!

[happythoughts 0]

clothing...

[piisfish 140]

here's a fine willy warmer

i actually recieved one for my 16th bday and enjoyed it a lot

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[skyrider 0]

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Notice someone shoving a colorful pack of some kind in his pants while putting on his jumpsuit the other day. I asked what it was and he said it was one of those cheap portable hand warmers and used it to keep his dick warm. Not a bad idea

Was this on Flight 253?