VideoFly 0 #1 December 19, 2009 I think the stupidest things I saw at the mall today were: 1- Whimpy guys flapping their arms at a Wii booth. 2- People with those earpiece phones seemingly roaming while yelling at themselves. 3- Very large, very slow people walking side by side in groups of four, blocking crowds of people from passing by. How about you? Any stupid observations at the mall? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 December 19, 2009 4. People who go to the mall and walk around "mean-mugging" (stern/angry looks) people, trying to act hard-core. Its laughable, I like smiling back at them.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 December 19, 2009 5. People (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #4 December 19, 2009 6: those punks that ride thier skaeboards thru the crowded malls Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #5 December 19, 2009 5. security gaurds watching every move I make, while little old grandmothers are filling their purses with stolen merchandise! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #6 December 19, 2009 Quote 4. People who go to the mall and walk around "mean-mugging" (stern/angry looks) people, trying to act hard-core. Its laughable, I like smiling back at them. But they bad-ass, Dave! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 December 19, 2009 7. The just out of high school bimbetts that stand in the isles trying to sell me stink-purdy soap, Hollywood star perfume, or do my nails with the new 'wonder sander' of the week...LOOK at me you idiot....OLD, UGLY & GRUMPY are NOT your target market! Only reason I'm even IN the damn mall is for a couple of Gyros! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #8 December 19, 2009 Quote 6: those punks that ride thier skaeboards thru the crowded malls yeah what dicks. Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #9 December 19, 2009 #8 Just going to the mall this time of year on a Sat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #10 December 19, 2009 Or any Saturday fo that matter... tis a jumping day (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #11 December 19, 2009 Quote Quote 4. People who go to the mall and walk around "mean-mugging" (stern/angry looks) people, trying to act hard-core. Its laughable, I like smiling back at them. But they bad-ass, Dave! And just either how 1) large or b) stupid do you have to be to think that looking at Dave mean is going to intimidate him in ANY way? As far as skateboarders IN a mall? I have never seen it, and didnt even know it was legal. However, I would like them to fall down just a little less than those stupid kids with the wheels in the shoes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #12 December 19, 2009 Quote 5. People Worth repeating...qft...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #13 December 19, 2009 Quote 3- Very large, very slow people walking side by side in groups of four, blocking crowds of people from passing by. Yep ... those annoying "mallygaggers" ... HATE em! Got stuck behind a few groups of them today.'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #14 December 19, 2009 How about having to go to woodfield mall today and have you daughter tell you she does not know which store she saw the item at, so we should go to every store there plus all the reasons you people stated I was starting to think about throwing some of them off the third floor for standing in the walkways blockingall traffic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DocPop 1 #15 December 19, 2009 Quote5. People +1 In the words of Slipknot: "People=Shit""The ground does not care who you are. It will always be tougher than the human behind the controls." ~ CanuckInUSA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #16 December 19, 2009 Hee Hee. Tis the season. Got Base MF'ers?“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wrightskyguy 1 #17 December 19, 2009 QuoteThe just out of high school bimbetts that stand in the isles trying to sell me stink-purdy soap, Hollywood star perfume, or do my nails with the new 'wonder sander' of the week... LOOK at me you idiot....OLD, UGLY & GRUMPY are NOT your target market! ***Well, I for one think you're very pretty. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JerryBaumchen 1,434 #18 December 20, 2009 Hi VF, Now, now; malls can be fun. ~17 yrs ago, one summer while on college break, my daughter worked at a retail shoe store in a mall and she decided to have some fun. Just outside of the shoe store was a pay phone ( anyone remember them? ). Every now & then she would call the pay phone, tell who ever answered that she was from radio station KXXX and they were having a contest. She would tell the poor guy/gal that the radio station had a secret shopper in the mall and the first person to find him would get a free trip. To find him you had to call out KXXX real loud until the secret shopper came to you. Quite a number of people were observed screaming in the mall that summer. No one ever did win the trip. JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hcsvader 1 #19 December 20, 2009 Quote As far as skateboarders IN a mall? I have never seen it, and didnt even know it was legal. However, I would like them to fall down just a little less than those stupid kids with the wheels in the shoes. Ummm... its totally not legal. Thats half the fun. Mall scrambles are so much fun, the floors in malls are usually very smooth allowing you to build up some pretty decent speed while dodging security.Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wrightskyguy 1 #20 December 20, 2009 QuoteNow, now; malls can be fun. ~17 yrs ago, one summer while on college break, my daughter worked at a retail shoe store in a mall and she decided to have some fun. Just outside of the shoe store was a pay phone ( anyone remember them? ). Every now & then she would call the pay phone, tell who ever answered that she was from radio station KXXX and they were having a contest. She would tell the poor guy/gal that the radio station had a secret shopper in the mall and the first person to find him would get a free trip. To find him you had to call out KXXX real loud until the secret shopper came to you. Quite a number of people were observed screaming in the mall that summer. No one ever did win the trip. ***That was her? John Wright World's most beloved skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #21 December 20, 2009 QuoteQuote As far as skateboarders IN a mall? I have never seen it, and didnt even know it was legal. However, I would like them to fall down just a little less than those stupid kids with the wheels in the shoes. Ummm... its totally not legal. Thats half the fun. Mall scrambles are so much fun, the floors in malls are usually very smooth allowing you to build up some pretty decent speed while dodging security. Excellent. I'll clothesline the faggots then if I ever see them doing it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #22 December 20, 2009 Quote Quote Quote As far as skateboarders IN a mall? I have never seen it, and didnt even know it was legal. However, I would like them to fall down just a little less than those stupid kids with the wheels in the shoes. Ummm... its totally not legal. Thats half the fun. Mall scrambles are so much fun, the floors in malls are usually very smooth allowing you to build up some pretty decent speed while dodging security. Excellent. I'll clothesline the faggots then if I ever see them doing it. That's about the only fun an ole guy like me has at 'the mall'. ...droppin' a shoulder and knockin' skinny ass meth head skate boarders flat on their best side. ~faster they go the farther they fly! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ryoder 1,590 #23 December 20, 2009 Quote That's about the only fun an ole guy like me has at 'the mall'. What is this "mall" of which you speak?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #24 December 20, 2009 Quote Quote That's about the only fun an ole guy like me has at 'the mall'. What is this "mall" of which you speak? I think it's a place where women and men who have lost their man card go to feel loved by women and guys who have lost their man card. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BikerBabe 0 #25 December 20, 2009 Quote5. People this. I am becoming more and more misanthropic as i get older. Somehow i think hanging out in SC doesn't help this trend....Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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JerryBaumchen 1,434 #18 December 20, 2009 Hi VF, Now, now; malls can be fun. ~17 yrs ago, one summer while on college break, my daughter worked at a retail shoe store in a mall and she decided to have some fun. Just outside of the shoe store was a pay phone ( anyone remember them? ). Every now & then she would call the pay phone, tell who ever answered that she was from radio station KXXX and they were having a contest. She would tell the poor guy/gal that the radio station had a secret shopper in the mall and the first person to find him would get a free trip. To find him you had to call out KXXX real loud until the secret shopper came to you. Quite a number of people were observed screaming in the mall that summer. No one ever did win the trip. JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #19 December 20, 2009 Quote As far as skateboarders IN a mall? I have never seen it, and didnt even know it was legal. However, I would like them to fall down just a little less than those stupid kids with the wheels in the shoes. Ummm... its totally not legal. Thats half the fun. Mall scrambles are so much fun, the floors in malls are usually very smooth allowing you to build up some pretty decent speed while dodging security.Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wrightskyguy 1 #20 December 20, 2009 QuoteNow, now; malls can be fun. ~17 yrs ago, one summer while on college break, my daughter worked at a retail shoe store in a mall and she decided to have some fun. Just outside of the shoe store was a pay phone ( anyone remember them? ). Every now & then she would call the pay phone, tell who ever answered that she was from radio station KXXX and they were having a contest. She would tell the poor guy/gal that the radio station had a secret shopper in the mall and the first person to find him would get a free trip. To find him you had to call out KXXX real loud until the secret shopper came to you. Quite a number of people were observed screaming in the mall that summer. No one ever did win the trip. ***That was her? John Wright World's most beloved skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #21 December 20, 2009 QuoteQuote As far as skateboarders IN a mall? I have never seen it, and didnt even know it was legal. However, I would like them to fall down just a little less than those stupid kids with the wheels in the shoes. Ummm... its totally not legal. Thats half the fun. Mall scrambles are so much fun, the floors in malls are usually very smooth allowing you to build up some pretty decent speed while dodging security. Excellent. I'll clothesline the faggots then if I ever see them doing it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #22 December 20, 2009 Quote Quote Quote As far as skateboarders IN a mall? I have never seen it, and didnt even know it was legal. However, I would like them to fall down just a little less than those stupid kids with the wheels in the shoes. Ummm... its totally not legal. Thats half the fun. Mall scrambles are so much fun, the floors in malls are usually very smooth allowing you to build up some pretty decent speed while dodging security. Excellent. I'll clothesline the faggots then if I ever see them doing it. That's about the only fun an ole guy like me has at 'the mall'. ...droppin' a shoulder and knockin' skinny ass meth head skate boarders flat on their best side. ~faster they go the farther they fly! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ryoder 1,590 #23 December 20, 2009 Quote That's about the only fun an ole guy like me has at 'the mall'. What is this "mall" of which you speak?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #24 December 20, 2009 Quote Quote That's about the only fun an ole guy like me has at 'the mall'. What is this "mall" of which you speak? I think it's a place where women and men who have lost their man card go to feel loved by women and guys who have lost their man card. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BikerBabe 0 #25 December 20, 2009 Quote5. People this. I am becoming more and more misanthropic as i get older. Somehow i think hanging out in SC doesn't help this trend....Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
wildcard451 0 #21 December 20, 2009 QuoteQuote As far as skateboarders IN a mall? I have never seen it, and didnt even know it was legal. However, I would like them to fall down just a little less than those stupid kids with the wheels in the shoes. Ummm... its totally not legal. Thats half the fun. Mall scrambles are so much fun, the floors in malls are usually very smooth allowing you to build up some pretty decent speed while dodging security. Excellent. I'll clothesline the faggots then if I ever see them doing it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #22 December 20, 2009 Quote Quote Quote As far as skateboarders IN a mall? I have never seen it, and didnt even know it was legal. However, I would like them to fall down just a little less than those stupid kids with the wheels in the shoes. Ummm... its totally not legal. Thats half the fun. Mall scrambles are so much fun, the floors in malls are usually very smooth allowing you to build up some pretty decent speed while dodging security. Excellent. I'll clothesline the faggots then if I ever see them doing it. That's about the only fun an ole guy like me has at 'the mall'. ...droppin' a shoulder and knockin' skinny ass meth head skate boarders flat on their best side. ~faster they go the farther they fly! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #23 December 20, 2009 Quote That's about the only fun an ole guy like me has at 'the mall'. What is this "mall" of which you speak?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #24 December 20, 2009 Quote Quote That's about the only fun an ole guy like me has at 'the mall'. What is this "mall" of which you speak? I think it's a place where women and men who have lost their man card go to feel loved by women and guys who have lost their man card. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BikerBabe 0 #25 December 20, 2009 Quote5. People this. I am becoming more and more misanthropic as i get older. Somehow i think hanging out in SC doesn't help this trend....Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites