turtlespeed 221 #1 December 17, 2009 . . . quit all your vices and have nothing better to do than pick on a Turtle - I suggest you go to a cigar bar where you can smoke, have a drink, and a nice pizza! Gia's PICKING ON ME!!!!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #2 December 17, 2009 You are such a pansy ass! I hope you get a fucking lump of coal for christmas b/c you don't deserve shit! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #3 December 17, 2009 Quote You are such a pansy ass! I hope you getting a fucking lump of coal for christmas b/c you don't deserve shit! g OK - fine - you can have all my shit then!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #4 December 17, 2009 ASSWIPE! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #5 December 17, 2009 I heard the voice of Charlie Brown's teacher when I read his post. Whaaa whaaa whaaa........Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 December 17, 2009 need some whine with that cheese? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #7 December 17, 2009 Oh, and your dog is just as UGLY as you! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #8 December 17, 2009 "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #9 December 17, 2009 QuoteOh, and your dog is just as UGLY as you! g I know you have trouble looking past the dog, or even . . over . . . the dog, but leave the dog outta this!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #10 December 17, 2009 Ok, Dog out... Figured you needed it removed from your ass anyway! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #11 December 17, 2009 Quote Ok, Dog out... Figured you needed it removed from your ass anyway! g Just his tail.So back to my starfish - you said something about a tossed salad . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #12 December 17, 2009 Your shit is disgusting... even a hooker would walk away from that shit! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #13 December 17, 2009 What, you think that putting something shiney on the end of your dick would make it more attractive! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #14 December 17, 2009 Quote Your shit is disgusting... even a hooker would walk away from that shit! g I would HOPE so - Or I have DEFINITELY purchased the wrong services.. . . and I bet yours smells like roses? BAH - the last time i was there I thought you had the litterbox in the BR and never cleaned it. Light a fucking MATCH please!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #15 December 17, 2009 QuoteWhat, you think that putting something shiney on the end of your dick would make it more attractive! g Forget your cosmetic powder today? That nose of yours is JUST a little shiny.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #16 December 17, 2009 Must have been in your dreams... I wouldn't let you near me with a ten foot pole. Reality check... women don't want your shit! You aint ALL that! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #17 December 17, 2009 Fetch me a beer bitch! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #18 December 17, 2009 QuoteMust have been in your dreams... I wouldn't let you near me with a ten foot pole. Reality check... women don't want your shit! You aint ALL that! g I don't know what to do to get you to understand that I am not trying to give them my shit. I think maybe you are projecting some kind of freakish hidden fetish - so either go find the other chick and her cup - or - maybe you are secretly in love with Walt or something.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #19 December 17, 2009 Leave poor Walt out of this... I think your Mother is calling, time for her daily clit massage! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #20 December 17, 2009 Quote Leave poor Walt out of this... I think your Mother is calling, time for her daily clit massage! g Now you are having a Mommy fetish thing for me - what is the opposite of an oedipus complex?Stitch would appreciate a little action too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #21 December 17, 2009 I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #22 December 17, 2009 QuoteI'm not your type. I'm not inflatable g I said blow ME - Not Blow UP . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #23 December 17, 2009 Now children...play nice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #24 December 17, 2009 Must suck to always piss on your balls! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #25 December 18, 2009 Quote Must suck to always piss on your balls! g No. Kinda a warming sensation really.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
