banesanura 1 #1 December 9, 2009 I almost cried during a breast reduction show. It hurt my heart.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #2 December 9, 2009 I wonder if the pope is "well endowed"Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #3 December 9, 2009 Where in the world IS Carmen San Diego?Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #4 December 9, 2009 I can't take credit for this one: I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 210 #5 December 9, 2009 Where is Olay, and why is it so oily there?Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #6 December 9, 2009 Why am I so thirsty this morning when I drank so much last night! Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 December 9, 2009 If, as Ron White says, "Diamonds, That'll shut 'er up . . . for a minute." does that mean you have to keep giving her stuff so she'll STFU?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #8 December 9, 2009 I wonder who invented paper clips."Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 December 9, 2009 QuoteI wonder who invented paper clips. I think it was an office supply company named "Staples".I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #10 December 9, 2009 QuoteQuoteI wonder who invented paper clips. I think it was an office supply company named "Staples". noooooooo QuoteAlthough, the claim has been disputed, most sources cite Norwegian Johan Vaaler as the inventor of the simple yet effective paper clip. In 1899, Norway lacked a patent office, so Vaaler registered his device, a piece of wire bent into a "rectangular, triangular, or otherwise shaped hoop," in Germany, and later, in the United States. Around the same time, Cornelius J. Brosnan from Springfield, Massachusetts, was issued a U.S. patent for a similar device called the Konaclip. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jbag 0 #11 December 9, 2009 wonder how big of a post whore bane can be....IHYD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #12 December 9, 2009 Quotewonder how big of a post whore bane can be.... I think you should launch a full scale investigation trace their post, and report back tomorrow... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #13 December 9, 2009 I'm actually doing much better, now that I'm on my feet. I've got 2 blogs that keep me moderatley busy. And now to more housework!Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #14 December 9, 2009 Who ever ate the very first oyster, had to be some kinda hungry... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #15 December 9, 2009 The very first skydiver had no idea that he needed a parachute... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #16 December 9, 2009 Crawfish don't look like fish.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #17 December 9, 2009 Crawfish don't look like fish. *** They don't look like a craw either... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #18 December 9, 2009 I have never seen an empty box of staples."Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #19 December 9, 2009 Why doesn't santa have kids?Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #20 December 9, 2009 3 out of 4 times it works every time.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DocPop 1 #21 December 9, 2009 There are so many movies where someone shouts "Fire at will...". What the hell did Will do to upset so many people?"The ground does not care who you are. It will always be tougher than the human behind the controls." ~ CanuckInUSA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #22 December 9, 2009 Why do I find crispy french fries so much better than soft french fries... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #23 December 9, 2009 >Why do I find crispy french fries so much better than soft french fries. people can find them better because they don't get mushed in the crack of the car seat Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #24 December 9, 2009 What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow? What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DocPop 1 #25 December 9, 2009 Quote What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow? African or European?"The ground does not care who you are. It will always be tougher than the human behind the controls." ~ CanuckInUSA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
