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skittles_of_SDC

I'm high on painkillers...

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Seriously. I'm never gonna forget that shit.

My friend is still in Chicago...trying to convince her to come down. She's dating some douche bag.

You'd be a better pick than him. :S



You were trying to fix Skittles up with your ex wife? :o

Skitts - Are the painkillers from the injury last year or did you break yourself again? [:/]


not broken, just got wisdom teeth pulled.

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How dare you people let my thread die. I am outraged and insulted.



Can we put apples in your butt?


LMAO! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

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OMG, is she okay?

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How dare you people let my thread die. I am outraged and insulted.



Can we put apples in your butt?


Now would be the perfect time...he wouldn't feel a thing. :D:D


VERY good point... I really just want to see them going in, since everyone is claiming its sooo easy with a little KY :P

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How dare you people let my thread die. I am outraged and insulted.



Can we put apples in your butt?


Now would be the perfect time...he wouldn't feel a thing. :D:D


VERY good point... I really just want to see them going in, since everyone is claiming its sooo easy with a little KY :P


Well if push comes to shove we can upgrade to astro glide. :ph34r:

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How dare you people let my thread die. I am outraged and insulted.



Can we put apples in your butt?


Now would be the perfect time...he wouldn't feel a thing. :D:D


VERY good point... I really just want to see them going in, since everyone is claiming its sooo easy with a little KY :P


Well if push comes to shove we can upgrade to astro glide. :ph34r:


Ouchies! And is Astroglide better than KY?

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How dare you people let my thread die. I am outraged and insulted.



Can we put apples in your butt?


Now would be the perfect time...he wouldn't feel a thing. :D:D


VERY good point... I really just want to see them going in, since everyone is claiming its sooo easy with a little KY :P


Can't we just get you, Cindy and Lisa to do some KY wrestling and then then when the match is over we'll use the 3 of you? It would save so much time.

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Last year my friend showed me a video of a girl who pushed two whole granny smith apples out of her butt.... I still wonder how she got them in there :S



I saw one who had an apple shoved up her vagina and she popped it out. :S
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Can you even get it up when you're hopped up on the pain meds? :P



NO! The little dude shrinks up like none other :leaving:


:D:D:D Now when I see you at the DZ I'm gonna know you have a little weenie. :P

Just kidding. I don't think about other dude's weiners any more. :)
Always be kinder than you feel.

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I watched the first 20 minutes or so of Bruno last night. I can't get the picture of the spinning wiener out of my head now>:( [shudders in disgust]. Couldn't finish it. Was there any thing to redeem that movie?B|

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