Icon134 0 #26 November 23, 2009 Quote Quote They did a good men's makeovers show on Oprah last week. See here for what every man needs in his closet. Wow, pretty in depth article there. Not sure every man is going to be able to absorb that kind of information. Lemme see a black belt AND a brown one? No. Sorry. That's way over my head. Seriously. Who wrote that piece of crap?Seriously, besides the article failed to mention that it is necessary to wear a black belt with black shoes and a brown belt with brown shoes... sheesh...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,534 #27 November 23, 2009 Quote the article failed to mention that it is necessary to wear a black belt with black shoes and a brown belt with brown shoes... that's advanced knowledge. I mean, we are talking about a target audience that needs to know about what to put in your closet that doesn't have advertising on it, or require stapling to your ass because it might fall down otherwise . Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #28 November 23, 2009 You've got a really pretty tumor growing out of your right armpit in your avatar. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #29 November 23, 2009 Wonna be noticed? Try cross dressing .... hey it could work.... Still, what would I know? I'm a blue jeans, fleece and walking boots or Chinos, blue shirt kind of guy. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #30 November 23, 2009 You're a lesbian?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #31 November 23, 2009 Yeap ... and it feels good. You should try it. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #32 November 23, 2009 Quote EWWWW.. Skinny jeans for men.. Don't do it. Unless you're gay.. In which case it's hot, but still gay. Or just plain Emo, my high school daughter tells me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #33 November 24, 2009 Quote Quote EWWWW.. Skinny jeans for men.. Don't do it. Unless you're gay.. In which case it's hot, but still gay. Or just plain Emo, my high school daughter tells me. Tell you Daught to "Cheer up Emo Kid", from meFashion Black 505 Levis, Black or brown motorbike road boot, Grey, white, or black tshirt and Black Malden milller leather jacket. Topped if with a `979 or `988 Lemans motorbike. all the fashion i need or use and seens fine so far for 30+ yearsUnless I'm at the DZ then PURPLE AND YELLOW all the way babbyYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #34 November 24, 2009 yuck. I hate shopping. I will wear a nice outfit with heels to work..then throw on converse shows. I suck at dressing up. If you buy skinny jeans I will hunt you down and kill you.I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #35 November 24, 2009 Quote All joking aside, you should have posted this in the women's forum. Do not ask a (straight) man for advice on clothing, ever, unless it's how to look like you're still in high school. This is not a task to be left to amateurs and other incompetents. Take a female friend to the mall with you, tell her your budget (which she will double), and let her do her thing. A gay guy would probably do just as well, as long as you stay away from the pastels. or jsut tell said chick 1/2 the number you really want to spend so when she blows past that and doubbles it youre set!! or just do what i do, few pairs of levi silvertab, baggy jeans, and some random fav band t-shirts, and maybe one button up. oh and vans, gotta rock the vans (converse and airwalks will work as well) . . youre good to go for almost damn near any occasion. (can you tell i was/am a skater?)Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #36 November 24, 2009 Terrific. See above re: "high school". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #37 November 24, 2009 Quote yuck. I hate shopping. I think I just found my soulmate."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #38 November 24, 2009 Quote If you buy skinny jeans I will hunt you down and kill you. Lol...I don't own any skinny jeans....I think they're hideous! So I think I'm safe!"Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #39 November 24, 2009 Quote Terrific. See above re: "high school". hey its better than tight jeans, the emo look, or all that pretty boy stuffs Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #40 November 24, 2009 Quote Quote Get a fedora. According to my fashion mentor, Rastarican, fedoras always impress. Ketia is a much younger guy...a more age appropriate fashion consultant might be Bolas. Me... fashion advice bwahaha. What I know about fashion: Khaki or jeans go with anything If the shirt is white, you can wear any tie with it with khakis. If the shirt is colored, the tie has to have the same color. I've spent thousands on my wardrobe of boogie, and drop zone T's. I highly recommend it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #41 November 24, 2009 Quote Quote yuck. I hate shopping. I think I just found my soulmate. I run in, get what I need, get out. My friends will be like, "you want to go shopping?" "What do you need to go get?" "Nothing really. I will know when I see it." "Oh heck no."I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #42 November 24, 2009 Quote Quote Quote yuck. I hate shopping. I think I just found my soulmate. I run in, get what I need, get out. My friends will be like, "you want to go shopping?" "What do you need to go get?" "Nothing really. I will know when I see it." "Oh heck no." +1.. HATE shopping.. I only go when something wears out so bad it becomes indecent to wear it "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #43 November 24, 2009 Quote Quote Quote yuck. I hate shopping. I think I just found my soulmate. I run in, get what I need, get out. My friends will be like, "you want to go shopping?" "What do you need to go get?" "Nothing really. I will know when I see it." "Oh heck no." that's always my plan; except for when i go music-shopping - yea, like in a real shop, CD's, no itunes-shit - i reserve a couple hours; my dealer knows how to keep me there, i always get free beer, and when i hit the right time, they'll share their food with me as well! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #44 November 24, 2009 Quote If you buy skinny jeans I will hunt you down and kill you. Is that statement for Ketia or Orchid?Because I think Orchid would look great in skinny jeans. They are intended for women, you know. And Orchid just happens to have the right . . . umm . . . shape for them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #45 November 24, 2009 Quote +1.. HATE shopping.. I only go when something wears out so bad it becomes indecent to wear it But that is when we really want to see it!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #46 November 24, 2009 Quote [They are intended for women, you know. And Orchid just happens to have the right . . . umm . . . shape for them. Awwe...thanks John, but honestly...I tried them on once and my calves wouldn't fit let alone my.....ummm....bum. It made me look like a dork, plus I have this thickness that built up after 2 kids.That style jeans would look great on those VS models...real tall & skinny ones."Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
