banesanura 1 #1 November 18, 2009 So I've got a can of beans I want to eat. No can opener.... trying to figure out how I'm gonna open this up. I have a butter knife (I just moved into the house and lack a bunch of things)Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 November 18, 2009 You need this. Not to mention the applications this could have in your dom sessions. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ketia0 0 #3 November 18, 2009 have one of your minions open it with his teeth.... While you hold the leash tighter the longer he takes... Problem fixed! "In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #4 November 18, 2009 stab the shit out of it with the butter knife, and when it's good and dented, throw it out and go to wendy's. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohanW 0 #5 November 18, 2009 Not even an old pocketknife with a can opener thingy on it? No? Well, then you're fucked by a can of beans I guess. (I smell possibilities. ) Johan. I am. I think. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #6 November 18, 2009 I'm thinking put a plastic bag around it. and take my car and CRUSH the beans so they explode in the bag- then heat on stove. I wanted them squished anyway.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #7 November 18, 2009 you could just put the can in a pressure cooker, put it on the stove and wait for the bang. watch out for shards."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #8 November 18, 2009 Quote stab the shit out of it with the butter knife, and when it's good and dented, throw it out and go to wendy's. dammit i just spit coke all over my screen again. Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #9 November 18, 2009 I think I'm gonna go to my friends house, take his AR 15 and let go of an entire mag on that stupid ass can of beans.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #10 November 18, 2009 DetCord: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rtE_km_54A"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #11 November 18, 2009 Is there any problem Det-cord can't solve?!? When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #12 November 18, 2009 Could it be that your propensity to eat entire cans of beans at a time has lead to your cohabitants intentionally hiding the can opener from you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #13 November 18, 2009 Quote Is there any problem Det-cord can't solve?!? Man, if there was a way, I'd send Det-cord via phone line to the Skyride phone system and blow them all up! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #14 November 18, 2009 Erectile Dysfunction. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NovaTTT 2 #15 November 18, 2009 How to Open a Can w/o a Can Opener I How to Open a Can w/o a Can Opener II Or - use a hammer and nail. Good luck!"Even in a world where perfection is unattainable, there's still a difference between excellence and mediocrity." Gary73 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elias123 0 #16 November 18, 2009 .45"In a mad world, only the mad are sane" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #17 November 18, 2009 Quote I'm thinking put a plastic bag around it. and take my car and CRUSH the beans so they explode in the bag- then heat on stove. I wanted them squished anyway. Yeah, let us know how that works out. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #18 November 18, 2009 QuoteI think I'm gonna go to my friends house, take his AR 15 and let go of an entire mag on that stupid ass can of beans. The can of beans is just an inanimate object. The can of beans is not the stupid thing here. The situation, perhaps.Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #19 November 18, 2009 Hi Annie, 'Don't know about yer current predickament, maybe by now the beans are outa the can. For further consideration, get a "John Wayne" aka a "P-38" which ia the nickname for an old military "C-rats" can opener. 'Ya can still get em at gun shows and hardware stores or ask a vet or current military man or a firearms affectanido. Got one on my key ring, don't leave home without it!!SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #20 November 18, 2009 Beans are still in the can. I'm taking them camping and shooting the crap out of them.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pilotsR4pimps 0 #21 November 18, 2009 handgun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #22 November 19, 2009 QuoteI think I'm gonna go to my friends house, take his AR 15 and let go of an entire mag on that stupid ass can of beans. or you could go to the shop and buy a tin opener.. sounds fucking crazy i know..[email] us crazy brits with our crazy ways of going about problem solving..Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #23 November 19, 2009 QuoteBeans are still in the can. I'm taking them camping and shooting the crap out of them. No Swiss Army Knife?? They have a can opener on them. I have 3 or 4 (only one real Victronox, the rest cheap knockoffs)."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #24 November 19, 2009 "No can opener.... " What you really mean is "No guy around...."Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #25 November 19, 2009 QuoteBeans are still in the can. I'm taking them camping and shooting the crap out of them. Hi Annie, No P-38 or kamp-King hell 'ya gotta have a "Church Key!!" 'Ya know, what we usta use ta put those tri-angle holes in beer cans ta get the beer out!! That was before pull tabs and poptops!! 'Ya take a church key and make the first hole then move it over connecting the first hole with the next and next till ya get all the way round the can. Look out for the top when it comes off, those points are sharp!!SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
