jumpwally 0 #26 November 19, 2009 Yes as a matter of fact, my best friend and i always try and out do each other at x-mas by buying sexy , skimpy stuff for eachothers wives,,we have dinner and drinks and then the wives put on a fashion show,,great fun twenty years running..... smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #28 November 19, 2009 QuoteCame up in a discussion tonight. Most of my guy friends said they never have and never will. Then they're fucking idiots. Between my wife (including when she was just my girlfriend) and our 2 now-adult daughters, I've probably bought a warehouse-full of sanitary pads, tampons and pantyhose in my adult life. And my penis never fell off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #29 November 19, 2009 Quote And my penis never fell off But, honestly, would anyone but you notice if it did? You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #30 November 19, 2009 Sure did! And i even hit on the cute girl at the cash register. Oh you guys...I'm telling you! Will you freaking relax! WOW! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #31 November 19, 2009 I'm trying to behave... Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #32 November 19, 2009 Buying tampons isn't anything. Have you seen biology and the birthing process? And you think some of the things I do is gross? Seeing a head crowining has scarred me for life. Fuck that noise.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #33 November 19, 2009 There is nothing spacial or beautiful about child birth. It's like watching a wet St Bernard try to come in through a cat door. Or the movie Aliens.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thedude325 0 #34 November 19, 2009 QuoteBuying tampons isn't anything. Have you seen biology and the birthing process? And you think some of the things I do is gross? Seeing a head crowining has scarred me for life. Fuck that noise. It's so beautiful... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #35 November 19, 2009 Agreed. Being an active part of watching your own child born...one of the few truly magical moments to life. I caught and cut all three of my girls. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #36 November 19, 2009 Your own kids I can understand... I'm assuming that you find beauty that your kids were born But the logistics maybe not so much. This goes into the "GOD FAIL" category. I like the whole stork idea, much cleanier, less painful,Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #37 November 19, 2009 I'm not fucked up in the head in any way that would make me see the birth of my children as anything other than beautiful. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #38 November 19, 2009 dude. I agreed with you.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #39 November 19, 2009 I have no problem with buying that kind of stuff for the woman in my life at all. And I don't buy the wrong one....................on purpose. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #40 November 19, 2009 Heres me giving birth. I know I'm already going to hell.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xtravrtsoul 0 #41 November 19, 2009 Quote not only have i bought them for her, i've stood at the wall of cotton and called her on the cell phone and asked, in my annoying guy who wants everyone around to hear his phone conversation voice, "do you need the large or extra large?" Ok now that is funny. You create life, life does not create you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #42 November 19, 2009 at least all of our friends will be there. I hope whoever gets there before me remembers to bring beer. and ice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #43 November 19, 2009 yup, I have bought pads for my wife. And when at the cashier, I make a comment about my anal bleeding problem CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #44 November 19, 2009 For a fun loving kinky caring girl....there isn't much I wouldn't do. But the key to a good tampon or bra purchase....know her size. Look at the box or bra and write down the size and the brand. As for bras don't be afraid to ask for help, and if you have her size on a piece of paper you are less likely to ask the ever stupid question "So...what size are you?" or the ever popular cup hands in the air and say..."this big!"Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,452 #45 November 19, 2009 If you don't know your wife's bra size, you should walk up to women in the store that are about her size and ask them how big their breasts are. If you ask enough, then you can average and get it right. Women love it when you do that. Just tell them you're doing a scientific survey Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #47 November 19, 2009 Quote Women love it when you do that. Just tell them you're doing a scientific survey Wendy P. WENDY! Don't give these guys bad advice! God! If I had a penny for every time I've seen guys do this...I mean really! What turns a girl on, a well dressed, well spoken, well prepared man. Know what you want and know how to get it. and if done right....you can even pull when shopping for deer old mom. Ask for help...politely....look her in the eyes..tell her what size of product you are looking for and discuss styles relative to age. Thank her and give her your business card and ask her to give you a buzz when she is free. Now I don't know if this will work with tampons but I know it will work with bra's.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,452 #48 November 19, 2009 Quote look her in the eyes..tell her what size of product you are looking for and discuss styles relative to age. Thank her and give her your business card and ask her to give you a buzz when she is free. Now I don't know if this will work with tampons but I know it will work with bra's. That's classic Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #49 November 19, 2009 QuoteThat's classic Wendy P. never underestimate the effectiveness of a classic line.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #50 November 19, 2009 Quote Agreed. Being an active part of watching your own child born...one of the few truly magical moments to life. I caught and cut all three of my girls. And myself with both of my girls as well. Sure was a lotta blood though. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites