gonzalesna 0 #1 November 14, 2009 It's called Skydive FUCKING AWESOME! This of course all pending the approval of my home purchase and the clearcutting of a few acres on the property...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #2 November 14, 2009 Dude you totally stole my DZ name.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #3 November 14, 2009 I want royalties you bastard. I"M THE MASTERMIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #4 November 14, 2009 I'd call it SKYDIVE FUCKING NOW!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captain1976 0 #5 November 14, 2009 I like the name but advertising might be a bit toughYou live more in the few minutes of skydiving than many people live in their lifetime Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 November 14, 2009 Quote Dude you totally stole my DZ name. Fuck it, why don't you both set up a Drop Zone - Dungeon combination? Sell gift certificates for a tandem jump and a session with Andriana Santos, Dominatrix! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #7 November 14, 2009 dude billy I miss you. we need to skydive together soon at our new DZ. NO VANILLAS!Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #8 November 14, 2009 Quote Dude you totally stole my DZ name. Did not! You gave it to me... No royalties for you... but I will let you spank me for a discounted rate. I'll only charge you $9.97Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #9 November 14, 2009 Quote I like the name but advertising might be a bit tough Nah... I'll just do it like they do on Southpark... blur it out and bleep it out... or I could call it Skydive F-n A!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #10 November 14, 2009 Quote Quote Dude you totally stole my DZ name. Fuck it, why don't you both set up a Drop Zone - Dungeon combination? Sell gift certificates for a tandem jump and a session with Andriana Santos, Dominatrix! How about a plane that does a dom session on the way to altitude?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #11 November 14, 2009 I have evidence beotch. Nick Gonzales: I COULD START MY OWN DZ!!! Andriana Santos: YOU COULD!!!!!!!!! Nick Gonzales: hellz yeah! Nick Gonzales: what to call it tho? Andriana Santos: sweet and hire me. Andriana Santos: Skydive FUCKING AWESOME Nick Gonzales: lol Nick Gonzales: I like it! suck it hard beetch.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #12 November 14, 2009 Quote Quote I like the name but advertising might be a bit tough Nah... I'll just do it like they do on Southpark... blur it out and bleep it out... or I could call it Skydive F-n A! That would be some funny as hell commercials Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #13 November 14, 2009 QuoteI have evidence beotch. Nick Gonzales: I COULD START MY OWN DZ!!! Andriana Santos: YOU COULD!!!!!!!!! Nick Gonzales: hellz yeah! Nick Gonzales: what to call it tho? Andriana Santos: sweet and hire me. Andriana Santos: Skydive FUCKING AWESOME Nick Gonzales: lol Nick Gonzales: I like it! suck it hard beetch. Ok, I'll give you a super discount... $2.50Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #14 November 14, 2009 Quote Fuck it, why don't you both set up a Drop Zone - Dungeon combination? Sell gift certificates for a tandem jump and a session with Andriana Santos, Dominatrix! I can see it now. You land from your first tandem, walk in the hangar, and they say "Uh, just leave the harness on, sir, you'll need for the next part too." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #15 November 14, 2009 Quote Quote Fuck it, why don't you both set up a Drop Zone - Dungeon combination? Sell gift certificates for a tandem jump and a session with Andriana Santos, Dominatrix! I can see it now. You land from your first tandem, walk in the hangar, and they say "Uh, just leave the harness on, sir, you'll need for the next part too." Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #16 November 14, 2009 We'd require tandem harness to look like this.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #17 November 14, 2009 Quote We'd require tandem harness to look like this. You MAY feel a slight pinch on opening...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #18 November 14, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I like the name but advertising might be a bit tough Nah... I'll just do it like they do on Southpark... blur it out and bleep it out... or I could call it Skydive F-n A! That would be some funny as hell commercials I bet I'd be able to get a lot of business from the Marines here too. They're attracted to swearing like the moth to the flame.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #19 November 14, 2009 you can hire me as the local SKYGOD.. i'll do the WS-AFF part of the operation! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy0689 0 #20 November 14, 2009 QuoteI'd call it SKYDIVE FUCKING NOW!! That would be the name of a local competitor DZ.Andy I'll believe it when I see it on YouTube! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #21 November 14, 2009 For a reasonable fee I'll never visit.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #22 November 14, 2009 Quote you can hire me as the local SKYGOD.. i'll do the WS-AFF part of the operation! I thought you were supposed to be GOOD at skydiving to be a skygod?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #23 November 14, 2009 Quote For a reasonable fee I'll never visit. Money is no object.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #24 November 14, 2009 Quote Quote you can hire me as the local SKYGOD.. i'll do the WS-AFF part of the operation! I thought you were supposed to be GOOD at skydiving to be a skygod? i thought the requirements were: shiny gear, an EGO and an attitude; i'm pretty good at that! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #25 November 14, 2009 If YOU owned a dropzone, no matter what you named it...before long ~ ~we'd all call it 'Crater City'! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
