skyrider 0 #1 November 13, 2009 Why is it that when a woman becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say "Congratulations!" But none of them rub the father's cock and say "Well done!"? You have any to add? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 November 13, 2009 So you want your guy friends to rub your cock and say well done? Doesn't that change the dynamics of the pregnancy? --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #3 November 13, 2009 Quote So you want your guy friends to rub your cock and say well done? Doesn't that change the dynamics of the pregnancy? I live in California.....I could see that happening!\ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #4 November 13, 2009 I mostly think about my junk it's proximity to the leg straps. Also- should I talk to the female skydiver whose torso I have my legs wrapped around in the Cessna, or would that be too obvious? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #5 November 13, 2009 How can I possibly hold this gas in til the door is open??You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #6 November 13, 2009 QuoteHow can I possibly hold this gas in til the door is open?? Geeze...I wish our boys would even TRY to hold it in.I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #7 November 13, 2009 Quote Quote How can I possibly hold this gas in til the door is open?? Geeze...I wish our boys would even TRY to hold it in. Aaron threatened to throw me out the door if I did it again.. and he is a big guy You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #8 November 13, 2009 We always just tell the students to breath that in, and tell them, "That is the smell of fear"! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #9 November 14, 2009 Quote We always just tell the students to breath that in, and tell them, "That is the smell of fear"! Well, I've always gotten at least a little nervous on the way to altitude...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #10 November 14, 2009 QuoteQuoteHow can I possibly hold this gas in til the door is open?? Geeze...I wish our boys would even TRY to hold it in. Excuse me .. but women fart too ... don't even try to deny it. [phew] (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #11 November 14, 2009 Quote Quote We always just tell the students to breath that in, and tell them, "That is the smell of fear"! Well, I've always gotten at least a little nervous on the way to altitude... Unless your doing something unusual or a demo, that goes away after about a 1000 jumps! Less for some people! Part of why I enjoy Students so much, I get to relive that feeling! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #12 November 14, 2009 Quote Why is it that when a woman becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say "Congratulations!" But none of them rub the father's cock and say "Well done!"? Who says they don't? Not really, but I always had the easy part of the baby making job. Just doing my part was thanks enough. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #13 November 14, 2009 Quote Quote Quote We always just tell the students to breath that in, and tell them, "That is the smell of fear"! Well, I've always gotten at least a little nervous on the way to altitude... Unless your doing something unusual or a demo, that goes away after about a 1000 jumps! Less for some people! Part of why I enjoy Students so much, I get to relive that feeling! In the period between 100 & 200 jumps, I would imagine how the death report would read. Any thing that I did prior to the jump or gearing up might be a factor. And this was before "Safty Meetings". That apprehension went away when I started useing that "foresight" to make better choices. At least until the "Safty Meeting" era came along. Then it was probably just luck that got me through alive.Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #14 November 15, 2009 Quote Quote Quote We always just tell the students to breath that in, and tell them, "That is the smell of fear"! Well, I've always gotten at least a little nervous on the way to altitude... Unless your doing something unusual or a demo, that goes away after about a 1000 jumps! Less for some people! Part of why I enjoy Students so much, I get to relive that feeling! It's not the skydiving... it's the leaving the ground. I'm afraid of heights... I'm gettin' gassy just thinkin' about it.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drkramm 0 #15 November 15, 2009 only on my 7th jump but the first one of the day always has me saying "why the hell are you doing this?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #16 November 15, 2009 Quoteonly on my 7th jump but the first one of the day always has me saying "why the hell are you doing this?" *I remember having more than 50 jumps and saying the same thing, on the ride to height. Once out the door, the question is always answered for me. I made a commitment to myself after a mate went in, that when i decide to stop skydiving i will make that decision in the sky after exit, not on the ground and not in the plane.You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #17 November 15, 2009 Good answer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drkramm 0 #18 November 15, 2009 great answer getting ready to leave now lol that lovely feeling in my stomach is saying hello have a great day everyone ! blues sky's Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifell 0 #19 November 15, 2009 Quote Quote only on my 7th jump but the first one of the day always has me saying "why the hell are you doing this?" *I remember having more than 50 jumps and saying the same thing, on the ride to height. Once out the door, the question is always answered for me. I made a commitment to myself after a mate went in, that when i decide to stop skydiving i will make that decision in the sky after exit, not on the ground and not in the plane. Thank you for that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #20 November 15, 2009 Quote Quote only on my 7th jump but the first one of the day always has me saying "why the hell are you doing this?" *I remember having more than 50 jumps and saying the same thing, on the ride to height. Once out the door, the question is always answered for me. I made a commitment to myself after a mate went in, that when i decide to stop skydiving i will make that decision in the sky after exit, not on the ground and not in the plane. I can't recall ever asking myself that... I'm just afraid of heights. I agree with your last statement though.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #21 November 15, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote We always just tell the students to breath that in, and tell them, "That is the smell of fear"! Well, I've always gotten at least a little nervous on the way to altitude... Unless your doing something unusual or a demo, that goes away after about a 1000 jumps! Less for some people! Part of why I enjoy Students so much, I get to relive that feeling! It's not the skydiving... it's the leaving the ground. I'm afraid of heights... I'm gettin' gassy just thinkin' about it. I can relate, My wife is afraid of Hieghts too, she has little over 1700 jumps now, still wont get on the roof of our house, Or cliff sive with me and my son, but now . she sleeps on the ride to altitude...to you will adjust, just hang in there! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #22 November 15, 2009 One thought I always hate... "Did I cock that pilot chute?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gainer 0 #23 November 15, 2009 Will Vettel take his maiden victory in Moza? Did I lock the car Hope nobody realised i farted, oops yeah they did Man I screwed up my math test Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runnit 0 #24 November 16, 2009 Is my bridle still tucked in? How bout now? How bout now? etc etc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #25 November 16, 2009 When will i be at peace with the universe?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
