CSpenceFLY 1 #76 November 11, 2009 So if someone porks you they're stuck with you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #77 November 11, 2009 Quote So if someone porks you they're stuck with you? No.... there's a difference between hooking up with a friend for some FWB fun and fucking some random stranger you met in a bar. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #78 November 11, 2009 >fucking some random stranger you met in a bar. when you say it- it sounds so...dirty Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stewie 0 #79 November 11, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbtfgQispg0"Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyChimp 0 #81 November 11, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Awww.. I shouldn't laugh.. But I just did Have you ever seen "How to lose a guy in 10 days"? I think that movie is great!!! Maybe your friend cried during sex and said she loved him. LOL is that why i'm still alone!? I hope I didn't strike a nerve. Does anyone else find it funny that we made a SPORT out of an EMERGENCY PROCEDURE?!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #82 November 11, 2009 Quote >fucking some random stranger you met in a bar. when you say it- it sounds so...dirty Yeah, cool, huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #83 November 11, 2009 QuoteShe said no matter how frivolous I may think she's being, her feelings are real and when she feels upset she's like any girl with a broken heart. After a One night stand with a guy she met in a bar?? PSYCHO ALERT!! Dude realized he was dealing Headache waiting to happen and bailed. Signs you just hooked up with a Psycho Chick: a) Fantastic Sex (Psycho Chicks are usually fantastic in Bed) b) She gets all emotional afterward c) She dwells on emotion. d) She somehow thinks that Mind blowing sex a few hours after first meeting someone in a Bar is going to Magically turn into some long term relationship. (Long Term relationship[s take a long time to develop. The sex is not relevant) e) She calls her friends to talk about how once again her heart is broken. (NO Shit!! getting attached after a raucous romp with someone you met is a GREAT way to set yourself up for disappointment. He didn't break her heart.. She broke her own heart by creating delusions in her own mind). Of course he said he would call, You think he should say "Thanks for the shag but I really have no interest in ever talking to you again?". Yep, Chick scores a 9 out of 10 on the patented "Jello-J says Run the fuck Away" scale. Casual Sex should always be casual. Casual Sex can lead to a relationship but that will take time. Put any kind of expectations or pressure on someone that you just had casual sex with, Expect them to Bolt for the nearest door quickly as possible. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #84 November 11, 2009 Quote AHA, but if he wanted more sex, he would have to talk to her, no? Or just go back to the bar and try someone else on for size. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #85 November 11, 2009 Quote Yep, Chick scores a 9 out of 10 on the patented "Jello-J says Run the fuck Away" scale. Nataly: is you friend, by any chance, a redhead? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #86 November 11, 2009 Quote Quote Yep, Chick scores a 9 out of 10 on the patented "Jello-J says Run the fuck Away" scale. Nataly: is you friend, by any chance, a redhead? Probably not; In my experience the dumping occurs in the opposite direction with a redheads."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #87 November 11, 2009 Quote >fucking some random stranger you met in a bar. when you say it- it sounds so...dirty I'm good at that dirty talking stuff. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #88 November 11, 2009 QuoteQuotewhy buy the cow... A: I am not a cow. B: I am not for sale. C: Why buy the bull when he'll fuck you anyway and you don't have to deal with his inability to vacuum or piss inside the toilet only and not get any down the sides? Possibly the best post EVER! Bravo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #89 November 11, 2009 Quote Quote Quote why buy the cow... A: I am not a cow. B: I am not for sale. C: Why buy the bull when he'll fuck you anyway and you don't have to deal with his inability to vacuum or piss inside the toilet only and not get any down the sides? Possibly the best post EVER! Bravo! What's the saying? "Why buy the whole pig when all you want is just a little sausage?" Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #90 November 11, 2009 I - I wouldn't know anything about thatAt least you're not promoting the "parade of cocks" today like SOME people we know here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #91 November 11, 2009 Quote I'm thinking I wouldn't want to ever see a guy again if I had a one night stand with a stranger. I'd be too mortified at my behavior and would die of embarassment if I ever saw him again. Good sex or not. I've never had a one night stand and I intend to keep it that way. I admit i had a one and of all the names in the world his happened to be Stan...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #92 November 11, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Awww.. I shouldn't laugh.. But I just did Have you ever seen "How to lose a guy in 10 days"? I think that movie is great!!! Maybe your friend cried during sex and said she loved him. LOL is that why i'm still alone!? I hope I didn't strike a nerve. yes you have; now make up for it for paying for HOOKERS and a TON OF BLOW!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #93 November 11, 2009 Quote I - I wouldn't know anything about thatAt least you're not promoting the "parade of cocks" today like SOME people we know here My promoting a parade of cocks days are over. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #94 November 11, 2009 Its an age old phenomena and I think anyone who has ever been a freshman in college knows all about it. Personally, I would chalk it up to the whole "virgin/whore" complex so many men and boys seem to have. They want to get laid but think there must be something wrong with a woman who gives it up too quickly. The good news is that as guys get older and find fewer and fewer opportunities to get laid, they tend to get a little less judgemental! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #95 November 11, 2009 >his inability to vacuum or piss inside the toilet only Jezus we have to call, vacuum, AND piss in the right place- there is no end to this madness Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #96 November 11, 2009 Me, I'm old fashioned. Relationships don't start with sex, they start with respect and that starts with self respect. If one does not have that, then one has nothing. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #97 November 11, 2009 Quote Me, I'm old fashioned. Relationships don't start with sex, they start with respect and that starts with self respect. If one does not have that, then one has nothing. Love it!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #98 November 11, 2009 I suppose I'll be returning the costume then. dammit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #99 November 11, 2009 Quote I suppose I'll be returning the costume then. dammit I'm almost afraid to ask ---- what costume??Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #100 November 11, 2009 QuoteMe, I'm old fashioned. Relationships don't start with sex, they start with respect and that starts with self respect. If one does not have that, then one has nothing. And, it is hard to respect her after pulling off the David Copperfield. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
