MEN: What's with not calling after sex??

[CSpenceFLY 1]

So if someone porks you they're stuck with you?

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

Quote

So if someone porks you they're stuck with you?

No.... there's a difference between hooking up with a friend for some FWB fun and fucking some random stranger you met in a bar.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[Misternatural 0]

>fucking some random stranger you met in a bar.


when you say it- it sounds so...dirty

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
D S #3.1415

[Stewie 0]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbtfgQispg0

"Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

[CSpenceFLY 1]

[SkyChimp 0]

Quote

Quote

Quote

Awww.. I shouldn't laugh.. But I just did

Have you ever seen "How to lose a guy in 10 days"? I think that movie is great!!!

Maybe your friend cried during sex and said she loved him. LOL

is that why i'm still alone!?

I hope I didn't strike a nerve.

Does anyone else find it funny that we made a SPORT out of an EMERGENCY PROCEDURE?!?!

[JohnMitchell 16]

Quote

>fucking some random stranger you met in a bar.


when you say it- it sounds so...dirty

Yeah, cool, huh?

[Thanatos340 1]

Quote

She said no matter how frivolous I may think she's being, her feelings are real and when she feels upset she's like any girl with a broken heart.

After a One night stand with a guy she met in a bar?? PSYCHO ALERT!!

Dude realized he was dealing Headache waiting to happen and bailed.

Signs you just hooked up with a Psycho Chick:
a) Fantastic Sex (Psycho Chicks are usually fantastic in Bed)
b) She gets all emotional afterward
c) She dwells on emotion.
d) She somehow thinks that Mind blowing sex a few hours after first meeting someone in a Bar is going to Magically turn into some long term relationship. (Long Term relationship[s take a long time to develop. The sex is not relevant)
e) She calls her friends to talk about how once again her heart is broken. (NO Shit!! getting attached after a raucous romp with someone you met is a GREAT way to set yourself up for disappointment. He didn't break her heart.. She broke her own heart by creating delusions in her own mind). Of course he said he would call, You think he should say "Thanks for the shag but I really have no interest in ever talking to you again?".

Yep, Chick scores a 9 out of 10 on the patented "Jello-J says Run the fuck Away" scale.

Casual Sex should always be casual. Casual Sex can lead to a relationship but that will take time. Put any kind of expectations or pressure on someone that you just had casual sex with, Expect them to Bolt for the nearest door quickly as possible.

[livendive 8]

Quote

AHA, but if he wanted more sex, he would have to talk to her, no?

Or just go back to the bar and try someone else on for size.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[Remster 30]

Quote

Yep, Chick scores a 9 out of 10 on the patented "Jello-J says Run the fuck Away" scale.

Nataly: is you friend, by any chance, a redhead?

Remster

[ryoder 1,590]

Quote

Quote

Yep, Chick scores a 9 out of 10 on the patented "Jello-J says Run the fuck Away" scale.

Nataly: is you friend, by any chance, a redhead?

Probably not;
In my experience the dumping occurs in the opposite direction with a redheads.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

Quote

>fucking some random stranger you met in a bar.


when you say it- it sounds so...dirty

I'm good at that dirty talking stuff.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[tigra 0]

Quote

Quote

why buy the cow...

A: I am not a cow.
B: I am not for sale.
C: Why buy the bull when he'll fuck you anyway and you don't have to deal with his inability to vacuum or piss inside the toilet only and not get any down the sides?

Possibly the best post EVER! Bravo!

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

Quote

Quote

Quote

why buy the cow...

A: I am not a cow.
B: I am not for sale.
C: Why buy the bull when he'll fuck you anyway and you don't have to deal with his inability to vacuum or piss inside the toilet only and not get any down the sides?

Possibly the best post EVER! Bravo!

What's the saying? "Why buy the whole pig when all you want is just a little sausage?"

Always be kinder than you feel.

[Misternatural 0]

I - I wouldn't know anything about that

At least you're not promoting the "parade of cocks" today like SOME people we know here

[d_squared431 0]

Quote

I'm thinking I wouldn't want to ever see a guy again if I had a one night stand with a stranger. I'd be too mortified at my behavior and would die of embarassment if I ever saw him again. Good sex or not.

I've never had a one night stand and I intend to keep it that way.

I admit i had a one and of all the names in the world his happened to be Stan...

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[virgin-burner 1]

Quote

Quote

Quote

Quote

Awww.. I shouldn't laugh.. But I just did

Have you ever seen "How to lose a guy in 10 days"? I think that movie is great!!!

Maybe your friend cried during sex and said she loved him. LOL

is that why i'm still alone!?

I hope I didn't strike a nerve.

yes you have; now make up for it for paying for HOOKERS and a TON OF BLOW!!!

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

Quote

I - I wouldn't know anything about that

At least you're not promoting the "parade of cocks" today like SOME people we know here

My promoting a parade of cocks days are over.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[tigra 0]

Its an age old phenomena and I think anyone who has ever been a freshman in college knows all about it.

Personally, I would chalk it up to the whole "virgin/whore" complex so many men and boys seem to have. They want to get laid but think there must be something wrong with a woman who gives it up too quickly. The good news is that as guys get older and find fewer and fewer opportunities to get laid, they tend to get a little less judgemental!

[Misternatural 0]

>his inability to vacuum or piss inside the toilet only

Jezus we have to call, vacuum, AND piss in the right place- there is no end to this madness

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
D S #3.1415

[shropshire 0]

Me, I'm old fashioned. Relationships don't start with sex, they start with respect and that starts with self respect. If one does not have that, then one has nothing.

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

Quote

Me, I'm old fashioned. Relationships don't start with sex, they start with respect and that starts with self respect. If one does not have that, then one has nothing.

Love it!!

Always be kinder than you feel.

[normiss 801]

I suppose I'll be returning the costume then.
dammit

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

Quote

I suppose I'll be returning the costume then.
dammit

I'm almost afraid to ask ---- what costume??

Always be kinder than you feel.

[wildcard451 0]

Quote

Me, I'm old fashioned. Relationships don't start with sex, they start with respect and that starts with self respect. If one does not have that, then one has nothing.

And, it is hard to respect her after pulling off the David Copperfield.