cocheese 0 #176 November 13, 2009 Hey I'm a George Costanza. Yes! So you're saying there's a chance! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #177 November 13, 2009 Quote Thanks for the laugh! Now, step off, Rem. I don't cuddle. Not even with me? There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #178 November 13, 2009 Quote F*** *'s? Are you trying to pretend you are classier than you really are now? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #179 November 13, 2009 Quote Quote F*** *'s? Are you trying to pretend you are classier than you really are now? No, I'm pretending I'm at work.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #180 November 13, 2009 There's always a hug and cuddle for Val! Damn, I miss you. I'm so glad that you made an appearance on here, despite being in your "pretending to work" mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #181 November 13, 2009 Would I call..........god what a tough question. See when I was younger and living in the dorms where good looking girls were all over the place no. But now I'm an engineer and for every good looking girl there are 100+ guys. And I'm good....but 1/100 good...no. Not even 1/50 good. Would I call............you know how did a friend put it to me the other day? Pussy is like Star Trek Even bad pussy is better than no pussy, much like bad star trek is better than no star trek. Sure I may not give it 100% of my attention, but it feels good knowing its there......just in case I get really bored.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #182 November 13, 2009 "Even bad pussy is better than no pussy, much like bad star trek is better than no star trek" Really? Star Trek? Lost me there. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #183 November 13, 2009 Whoa, DON'T address your comments to me, dude. I have NOTHING to do with this thread. I was just saying "hello" to Val! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #184 November 13, 2009 Quote "Even bad pussy is better than no pussy, much like bad star trek is better than no star trek" Really? Star Trek? Lost me there. Well there were some bad Star Trek episodes http://hubpages.com/hub/The_Five_Worst_Star_Trek_Episodes_of_All_Time And some good Star Trek episodes mainly any ones that had http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/09/tasha_yar,_polywater_intoxication.jpg or http://www.millionaireplayboy.com/mpb/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mpa_trek9.jpg or a little bit of http://www.toplessrobot.com/yvonne_craig_as_slave_girl_marta.jpg and http://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/alien-girl.jpgLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #185 November 14, 2009 Quote he was, in every aspect, George Costanza (okay, he wasn't balding yet.) He worked for the Yankees? Or just lord of the idiots? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nduf8_iCTOs (waves hi) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #186 November 14, 2009 Quote Quote But will he get laid? Only if he promises to call me back begging for more As Bogart once said: "This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #187 November 14, 2009 Quote "Even bad pussy is better than no pussy, much like bad star trek is better than no star trek" Really? Star Trek? Lost me there. I believe what he meant was "Sex is like air, its only bad when you arent getting any." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #188 November 14, 2009 Quote Quote "Even bad pussy is better than no pussy, much like bad star trek is better than no star trek" Really? Star Trek? Lost me there. I believe what he meant was "Sex is like air, its only bad when you arent getting any." I work with a lot of super smart engineers who love star trek. So for them star trek is a lot like air.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #189 November 14, 2009 Not that 'smart' then ... Sad,perhaps (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #190 November 14, 2009 Quote Would I call..........god what a tough question. See when I was younger and living in the dorms where good looking girls were all over the place no. But now I'm an engineer and for every good looking girl there are 100+ guys. And I'm good....but 1/100 good...no. Not even 1/50 good. Would I call............you know how did a friend put it to me the other day? Pussy is like Star Trek Even bad pussy is better than no pussy, much like bad star trek is better than no star trek. Sure I may not give it 100% of my attention, but it feels good knowing its there......just in case I get really bored. d00d~ You mention both 'Living in the dorm' & Star Trek in the same post...you DO know those are the 1st two sign of the apocalypse!? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #191 November 14, 2009 Quote d00d~ You mention both 'Living in the dorm' & Star Trek in the same post...you DO know those are the 1st two sign of the apocalypse!? I just work with some very very smart people who just are a bit nerdy. And yeah I miss living in the dorms.....sure I'm happily married and all but....well.......to be 100% honest. I miss the hunt. I miss the game. And I really miss having a 19yo bi girl fiend with a killer body.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #192 November 14, 2009 Quote Quote Would I call..........god what a tough question. See when I was younger and living in the dorms where good looking girls were all over the place no. But now I'm an engineer and for every good looking girl there are 100+ guys. And I'm good....but 1/100 good...no. Not even 1/50 good. Would I call............you know how did a friend put it to me the other day? Pussy is like Star Trek Even bad pussy is better than no pussy, much like bad star trek is better than no star trek. Sure I may not give it 100% of my attention, but it feels good knowing its there......just in case I get really bored. d00d~ You mention both 'Living in the dorm' & Star Trek in the same post...you DO know those are the 1st two sign of the apocalypse!? The 3rd sign is in that post, too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
georgerussia 0 #193 November 15, 2009 Quote So guys.. Help me out.. Have you ever had great sex with someone you just met and then not ever called them? Since when great sex is a cause to call someone?* Don't pray for me if you wanna help - just send me a check. * Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #194 November 15, 2009 Quote Quote "Even bad pussy is better than no pussy, much like bad star trek is better than no star trek" Really? Star Trek? Lost me there. I believe what he meant was "Sex is like air, its only bad when you arent getting any." Unless it's "bubba's gonna rape you in prison and not even give you a reach around" type sex... Twardo had a special on Opera about that... poor guy.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #195 November 15, 2009 Hmm - Vallerina and George Costanza. Clearly, he was intimidated.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #196 November 15, 2009 Quote Hmm - Vallerina and George Costanza. Clearly, he was intimidated. By pussycat Val? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
