Post-vasectomy care package

[lippy 918]

A Co-worker of mine just left to get the ole' snippety-snip. I was thinking of getting the rest of the guys here to chip in and send him a bucket of ice. What kind of funny shit could go into such a care package?

*The guy's got a good sense of humor as does his wife

I got nuthin

[mrwrong 0]

A pair of good old slacks.... Trust me, he won't wanna wear anything tight for a while

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[FreeFlyer2100 0]

you could get him a bag of ice to sit on, or maybe a glass jar that he could put his manhood in and stare at.

[Misternatural 0]

A box of condoms with about 10 nails driven through it

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
D S #3.1415

[futuredivot 0]

Frozen peas will be his friend.

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[Krip 2]

Tell his wife to slip him a viagra pill in his drink when he's not looking.

One Jump Wonder

[shah269 0]

Rubbers...lots and lots of rubbers!

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

[davjohns 1]

Porn. He has to clear out the old swimmers before getting the sample checked.

I tried the ice for a few minutes. That was horrible. I went running a couple of days later and never had a problem. A couple of friends had horror stories though.

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[BillyVance 34]

My wife and I had a good scare recently. We thought she might be pregnant for the third time because she was having some weird food cravings. Tests came out negative. Turns out it was a side affect from a prescription medication she is taking.

Fuck... After two girls, we don't want any more! I have been meaning to get my balls snipped but keep putting it off.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[skyrider 0]

Wouldn't post vasictamy "package care" be more apropriate?

[davjohns 1]

It was a non-event for me. Never looked back.

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[futuredivot 0]

Ya'll are safe-I've been clipped

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[JohnDeere 0]

Funny story....

When I had it done. Me and my wife goto the doc's office. It was a consult and procedure the same day if I chose to do it (I had every intention). The whole thing took 20-30 min max. I walked back into the waiting room were my wife was waiting. Said let go (like I was in a rush, but had already paid in the back) while waiting for the elevator just outside of the Doc's office, I told my wife "thats F'n crazy.... you should see what they wanted to do to me" she said "but you promised you would do this after out third child, so i wouldn't have to have the surgery" ...."honey I was till they showed me what they were going to do"..... I continued this untill we got out to the car. Then told her i had done it. She could not tell that i had it done. I didnt walk diff. or anything. It was not bad at all! The smell is not the best though

Nothing opens like a Deere!

You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

[mcrocker 0]

Get him a bunch of porn, he won't be able to work the unit for a couple weeks and it'll drive him insane.

[kbordson 8]

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Get him a bunch of porn, he won't be able to work the unit for a couple weeks and it'll drive him insane.

And have a hot strip-o-gram deliver them.

[TrophyHusband 0]

try to find your own personal anesthetist. one of the crna's at our last duty station was a good friend of mine. we did a lot of drinking together. he wwas the coolest morman i ever met (it was funny when the missionaries showed up at his house once on poker night). anyway, one of the surgeons who was stationed there took a fetus in fetu out of my arm once with only a local and told him that i was a huge vagina and sweated and cried the whole time so he gave me ketamine. find a crna that will give you ketamine. oh, and they dipped my balls in some sort of blue dye and wrote shit on my thighs with sharpie and took cell phone pics and sent them to my wife.

"Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama
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[aresye 0]

Any relation to your sig?

Skydiving: You either learn from other's mistakes, or they'll learn from yours.

[JohnMitchell 16]

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sweated and cried the whole time so he gave me ketamine. find a crna that will give you ketamine.

You got the K-Hole for that? Crap, I should of made a fuss and cried like a girl. I got nothing but local.

It was easy and I was skydiving 5 days later. I didn't do tandems until the next weekend though. It's fun shooting blanks, that's for sure.

[TrophyHusband 0]

i got it when i had some lypomas removed too, but that time it was without versed. it was right before the last election and they wrote political stuff about the candidate i was against on my back and ass. they gave me too much that time though. joe (my anestetist) was trying to talk to me on the way back to the or and i knew it, but there was no way i could even respond. i was just a puddle enjoying the view-sound-feel.

"Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama
www.kjandmegan.com

[davjohns 1]

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Get him a bunch of porn, he won't be able to work the unit for a couple weeks and it'll drive him insane.

Huh? Who botched yours? I was fully functional from the moment I jumped off the table.

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.