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What makes something scary to you?

Suspense. The held breath "Ohmigod, what's gonna happen are they gonna live . . . ?" kind of scary. That and surprise, the equivalent of jumping out and yelling "BOO!"

I remember seeing the movie "Carrie" in the theater when it first came out. We were standing in a long line outside to get in. If you remember, there was that last scene where Carrie's hand came out of the grave, scaring the crap out of most the audience. So here we are in line, the movie ends, the doors open, and here come out all the people still going "Ohmigod, holymoly, that scared the hell out of me."

I thought "Alright, this is gonna be good."B|

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If you remember, there was that last scene where Carrie's hand came out of the grave, scaring the crap out of most the audience.



That was good!:D

Another good one was to be in a theater with a really big screen, watching "Apocalypse Now",
when the tiger jumped out of the jungle.:D
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Anything involving the letters m-a-r-r-i-a-g-e.:S:o



+ 1 :|


+1.... And the thing that would definitely top that one.... Pregnancy.. THAT is really scary
:o:SB|
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When you see something about to happen that you just know is not going to end well but for whatever reason, you can't stop the carnage...

...Think~ Deaf guy with a chainsaw! :o



Even scarier: Deaf guy on a bobcat with a chainsaw:o:S
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Anything involving the letters m-a-r-r-i-a-g-e.:S:o



+ 1 :|


+1.... And the thing that would definitely top that one.... Pregnancy.. THAT is really scary
:o:SB|


+ 1,000,000 (that's me alone!!)


Me 2...I look really bad in spandex jeans! :$










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You guys are way off...try your 15 year old needs to learn how to drive, or your 19yo is now away at college partying, of your 14yo daughter wants to go on a date. [:/]



All brought on by m-a-r-r-i-a-g-e.
Now you understand why it scares me.:|
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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You guys are way off...try your 15 year old needs to learn how to drive, or your 19yo is now away at college partying, of your 14yo daughter wants to go on a date. [:/]

+1 :S[:/]

:P to the rest of ya!:D:D


How about when your wife, who can't back the car out of the garage without removing a side mirror...now wants a MOTORCYCLE! :S:S










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How about when your wife, who can't back the car out of the garage without removing a side mirror...now wants a MOTORCYCLE! :S:S



Perfectly logical;
The motorcycle is narrower, so it is easier to back out the the garage.:P
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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How about when your wife, who can't back the car out of the garage without removing a side mirror...now wants a MOTORCYCLE! :S:S



Perfectly logical;
The motorcycle is narrower, so it is easier to back out the the garage.:P


But it's not practical to take shopping. Where would you put all of the shopping bags?? ;)

You're welcome. :ph34r:
Always be kinder than you feel.

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How about when your wife, who can't back the car out of the garage without removing a side mirror...now wants a MOTORCYCLE! :S:S



Perfectly logical;
The motorcycle is narrower, so it is easier to back out the the garage.:P


But it's not practical to take shopping. Where would you put all of the shopping bags?? ;)

You're welcome. :ph34r:


I suspect her plan is for 'Twardo to be riding in the sidecar, holding the shopping bags.:D
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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How about when your wife, who can't back the car out of the garage without removing a side mirror...now wants a MOTORCYCLE! :S:S



Perfectly logical;
The motorcycle is narrower, so it is easier to back out the the garage.:P


But it's not practical to take shopping. Where would you put all of the shopping bags?? ;)

You're welcome. :ph34r:



[:/]










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How about when your wife, who can't back the car out of the garage without removing a side mirror...now wants a MOTORCYCLE! :S:S



Perfectly logical;
The motorcycle is narrower, so it is easier to back out the the garage.:P


But it's not practical to take shopping. Where would you put all of the shopping bags?? ;)

You're welcome. :ph34r:


[:/]


No shit. [:/]
Always be kinder than you feel.

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How about when your wife, who can't back the car out of the garage without removing a side mirror...now wants a MOTORCYCLE! :S:S



OK, it must be said:
Isn't a motorcycle somewhat easier to operate than the vehicle your wife operates every day at work?:P
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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