mrwrong 0 #26 October 31, 2009 Quote Quote How about when your wife, who can't back the car out of the garage without removing a side mirror...now wants a MOTORCYCLE! OK, it must be said: Isn't a motorcycle somewhat easier to operate than the vehicle your wife operates every day at work? THIS would even make it a bit safer.... AND it's pink “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #27 October 31, 2009 Quote Quote How about when your wife, who can't back the car out of the garage without removing a side mirror...now wants a MOTORCYCLE! OK, it must be said: Isn't a motorcycle somewhat easier to operate than the vehicle your wife operates every day at work? Yeah but shouldn't that also be true for a CAR?! Gotta good point though, maybe I gotta come up with a way to just move the house up to her when she gets the car close! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xtravrtsoul 0 #28 October 31, 2009 Raising my teenage son.You create life, life does not create you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #29 October 31, 2009 QuoteWhat makes something scary to you? Five little words... "Honey, We need to talk." jon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #30 October 31, 2009 QuoteWhat makes something scary to you?\ Staying at termninal, after throwing out!... Has happened twice now...Jump number 27, and again at 3657..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #31 October 31, 2009 QuoteRaising my teenage son. That is an adventure....I'm loving it...If it was a girl...Then I would be scared! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #32 October 31, 2009 Two boys & a girl...all teens at once! And people wonder why I look so OLD!!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #33 October 31, 2009 Quote You guys are way off...try your 15 year old needs to learn how to drive, or your 19yo is now away at college partying, of your 14yo daughter wants to go on a date. I not only just went threww that, but then bought him a Motorcycle to ride to school, (he has a Harley, but he isn;t leaving that parked at school all day!) It takes a mountain of faith to turn a teen loose with a bike, But he has earned it! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/onekick/Bikes/suzzz073.jpg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #34 October 31, 2009 Quote Two boys & a girl...all teens at once! And people wonder why I look so OLD!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #35 October 31, 2009 Being eatin alive. Ironically every summer during shark week I want to go swim with sharks.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #36 October 31, 2009 QuoteBeing eatin alive. Ironically every summer during shark week I want to go swim with sharks. I can't wait to do that!! I just got my scuba certification last week. More of one of those shark feeding things...Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #37 October 31, 2009 Quote Being eatin alive. +1 I used to want to really swim with sharks for enjoyment--not out of conquering a fear of being eaten by one as I do not see that as being a remedy. I still think it would be an experience of a lifetime for me, however, I do not support tourist excursions to swim with sharks, go on cage dives or anything in-between. The sharks become less afraid of humans as they become more used to us, and often to attract sharks for such tourist attractions, they chum the water--so not only are sharks now comfortable with humans, they now associate us with food. Awesome! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #38 October 31, 2009 Quote Quote You guys are way off...try your 15 year old needs to learn how to drive, or your 19yo is now away at college partying, of your 14yo daughter wants to go on a date. +1 to the rest of ya! +1 A couple more year and all that shit starts for meNothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #39 October 31, 2009 Ahh, but it's life as we know it. I wouldn't give up the rewards of being my children's parent for anything. Another post above scored a bullseye on this thread with this. "We need to talk about our relationship."Them's some scary words. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #40 October 31, 2009 Quote I wouldn't give up the rewards of being my children's parent for anything. They are my everything and they bring joy to my life, but they still drive me f%$#$&n crazy some time'sNothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #41 October 31, 2009 Getting a random phone call on the weekend from a friend and hearing the person on the line crying - ya know we lost another good one! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #42 October 31, 2009 Quote Getting a random phone call on the weekend from a friend and hearing the person on the line crying - ya know we lost another good one! g I'd broaden that to any phone call with someone cryiong on the other end. Feeling helpless is what scares me most A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #43 October 31, 2009 landing a billfish and being pulled overboard with the leader wrapped around my hand and - drowning falling out of the harness and - frappingGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chiquita24 0 #44 November 1, 2009 The movie IT (well at least the beginning of the movie) when that clown is in the drain "You want a balloon?" Scares the bejesus out of me. I hate clowns to this day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #45 November 1, 2009 When my daughter brought up the dating question I told her she could date when she turned 50.. I met her "boyfriend" when I was home on leave (coincidently it was her 16th birthday) Nice enough kid. He seems a little scared of me though.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #46 November 1, 2009 Fear is a good thing!I think my daughter's suitors will be very respectfulhttp://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o42/warped60120/099.jpg They better be, I have a 4x4 and a shovel, and I don't mind buying a sack of lime Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #47 November 1, 2009 Quote Quote Being eatin alive. Ironically every summer during shark week I want to go swim with sharks. I can't wait to do that!! I just got my scuba certification last week. More of one of those shark feeding things... For the love of God, please make sure you stay out of the water during your monthly woman's thing. We wanna keep you around. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #48 November 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Being eatin alive. Ironically every summer during shark week I want to go swim with sharks. I can't wait to do that!! I just got my scuba certification last week. More of one of those shark feeding things... For the love of God, please make sure you stay out of the water during your monthly woman's thing. We wanna keep you around. Sharks aren't into that kinda blood. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #49 November 2, 2009 ....the unknown!"Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #50 November 2, 2009 I was gonna say "love". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
