skydveraz 0 #1 October 29, 2009 http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_constraint=0&ic=48_0&search_query=caskets&Find.x=28&Find.y=3&Find=Find Explain if you care to. Arizona only has two seasons, Hot and HOTTER! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdshit 0 #2 October 29, 2009 And what are you supposed to do with the body while the thing is being shipped? "Weekend at bernies"? I want my ashes dumped from an otter at 13.5k Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian425 0 #3 October 29, 2009 I've told my wife bury me in the cheapest coffin possible. Anything else is just throwing money down a home. Costco also has caskets starti g at $999.99. I would be happy with a simple pine box and my pillow. The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 October 29, 2009 Fuck no. I couldn't believe it when I saw the story a couple days ago. Look for the funeral home industry to cry foul though."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #5 October 29, 2009 Going ashes is a must,,anything else is dumb,,,think about it...smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #6 October 29, 2009 Urns are at the bottom of the page also. Jebus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harmless 0 #7 October 29, 2009 Scattered ashes or a pine box... anything else is a waste of money."Damn you Gravity, you win again" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LongWayToFall 0 #8 October 29, 2009 http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2305/2355622140_32c5e77436.jpg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #9 October 29, 2009 I would be happy with a simple pine box and my pillow. When my dad passed, several years ago, I asked the guy at the funeral home about a 'pine box'. My dad had always said to just bury him in a 'pine box'. The price tag on the 'pine box' the funeral home showed us was right-up there with the oak, mahogany, walnut and etc. We settled on the 'pine box'. As far as I'm concerned, they can bury me in whatever they want... I won't have much say in it!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 October 29, 2009 you know, if you really wanted to save money on a casket, build your own! How hard can it be? Some plywood and 2x4 framing, a couple of hinges and a latch, and rope handles for the pall-bearers. Then keep it in the garage or basement until your time comes. Can't cost much more than $100 in supplies. My dad once built a casket for a school play that my brother acted in."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #11 October 29, 2009 burn me up....throw me out of the plane, put me in your garden, hell....flush me down the toilet. I am dead.I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #12 October 29, 2009 There is only one way to go... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/onekick/ashdive1.jpg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #13 October 29, 2009 Hummmmmmmm...walmarts no questions return Policy........There might just be some money to be made here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #14 October 29, 2009 I told my folks when the time comes to just throw me in a dumpster and be done with it. Maybe the dumpster behind the local Walmart. The older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #15 October 29, 2009 Hinges and latch? WTF for .. are you planing on coming back out again? Me, ashes or a cardboard box.. or use me as a growbag. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #16 October 29, 2009 Now I can afford to build a new sidecar! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/onekick/leg.jpg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #17 October 29, 2009 QuoteHinges and latch? WTF for .. are you planing on coming back out again? . Good point, that was what my dad used, but it was for a play. Nails work just fine."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #18 October 29, 2009 A Walmart casket might be better than the cheapest thing that the industry has to offer right now. I buried my mother on Monday and opted to upgrade the casket from the FELT covered particle board bottom-of-the-line option. I didn't spend a lot on the casket I got, but really . . . the cheapest thing is a little scary. I even saw an option for a "rental" liner. I don't know what that meant and I don't want to know.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #19 October 29, 2009 QuoteI even saw an option for a "rental" liner. I don't know what that meant and I don't want to know. Since you don't want to know, read no further. For those that want to see my speculation, position your cursor here, and click & drag downward to reveal the hidden message. I'm guessing that means that they'll have a nice fluffy liner for the viewing, but then they remove it before they close it up for good. And then go rent it to someone else... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #20 October 29, 2009 LOL! Well, whatever it is . . . I didn't go that way, so they can rent out whatever the want to other families. Just the idea of it . . . ewww.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #21 October 29, 2009 QuoteThere is only one way to go... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/onekick/ashdive1.jpg thats pretty sweet! thats what i want.Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #22 October 29, 2009 QuoteQuoteThere is only one way to go... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/onekick/ashdive1.jpg thats pretty sweet! thats what i want. That was Cluad, the loader at Perris...It was actually his first skydive, but his last wish! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #23 October 29, 2009 QuoteQuoteQuoteThere is only one way to go... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/onekick/ashdive1.jpg thats pretty sweet! thats what i want. That was Cluad, the loader at Perris...It was actually his first skydive, but his last wish! thats awsome! grats to you guys for fulfilling it for him.Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #24 October 29, 2009 Quoteburn me up....throw me out of the plane, put me in your garden, hell....flush me down the toilet. I am dead. what he said. It's just an empty shell at that point. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #25 October 29, 2009 I want rocket boosters on the bottom of mine. When judgement day comes, I will need as much lift as I can get. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
