silent_pumpkin 0 #26 October 29, 2009 yikes, sounds like her melon should have cracked! Nothing like the professionals: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_NJiwIVu6k And who knew there was a us pole dance federation?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #27 October 29, 2009 Quote Still got that thing on your butt? You ok girl? Haven't slept in about 2 days... My brother and I are at my Dad's bedside in the ICU. I gotta try to close my eyes... it's gonna be a long night and morning... Hugs people... night night. PS - Please don;t say anything about it on Facebook. We don't want his condition "known". Those who need to know already know...Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #28 October 29, 2009 Sorry about your dad. Hope you're doing okay. Okay, quick joke: Do you know the difference between a motel and a McDonald's? Give up? Want to go get a Big Mac for lunch? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LongWayToFall 0 #29 October 29, 2009 Ok so I hope you don't have any friends that ride Harleys, but here goes. Whats the difference between a Harley Davidson, and a Hoover vacuum cleaner? On the Hoover, the dirt bag is on the inside. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #30 October 29, 2009 Quote This one is my favorite. You have to have your sound on. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ97SxEuQWA&feature=related now that's funny in itself, how does that work out for you!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jbag 0 #31 October 29, 2009 Quote Still got that thing on your butt? You ok girl? no, you wanna come over :)IHYD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #32 October 29, 2009 Quote I'm an asshole. Just ask skymama... It's not a PA if I agree that you're an asshole, right? And just for the record, my mom is 67 but she's fit and still very pretty. There's not a grey hair on her head that you can see...they're all colored. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #33 October 29, 2009 This makes me crack up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Vh9_Hi1kY Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #34 October 29, 2009 Big HUGS sweetie! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #35 October 29, 2009 Quote Quote I'm an asshole. Just ask skymama... It's not a PA if I agree that you're an asshole, right? And just for the record, my mom is 67 but she's fit and still very pretty. Well of course! Now I see where the good genes come from! Lady, you've said "fuck you" to my face. I don't think agreeing I'm an asshole is gonna bother me. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #36 October 29, 2009 Why do you buy property with trees and spend your time cutting them down ? goofy man !!!!smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #37 October 29, 2009 QuoteWhy do you buy property with trees and spend your time cutting them down ? goofy man !!!! I've owned the property for 9 years and did very little maintenance on the scenery. Things were really getting overgrown. So it was time to start trimming the shrubbery, thickets, foilage and space out the trees better by getting rid of the extras. I own three lots back to back to back. One is fully wooded. I'm not going to cut all of them down, just trim back the first and second rows of trees to where they will not threaten the house in any way, as well as improve our view of the lake, which has gotten really obscured since we bought the place. I'll focus mostly on getting rid of the pine trees and leave as many of the hardwoods up as I can. Anything that's dead IS coming down too."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #38 October 29, 2009 Quote I don't care what ya got... just bring it. Please... Would it help if I PM'd you naked pics of myself?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluerosie 0 #39 October 29, 2009 Quote [ But what it the siamese twins were men, had 2 heads but shared an asshole? Hmmmm..... that would suck. I know a couple of assholes I'd be willing to share. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #40 October 29, 2009 Quote I don't care what ya got... just bring it. Please... Try this one: Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #41 October 29, 2009 Thanks so much. You guys are awesome. It was a bad night with my Dad and I was trying to distract myself from all of the nurses, doctors, machines beeping and dinging... just an escape for a little while. He's still hanging in there and he's trying to sleep now... Thanks again... HUGS!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 843 #42 October 29, 2009 Please keep us posted Karen. We're concerned for you woman! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #43 October 30, 2009 Thanks. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #44 October 30, 2009 So sorry to hear about your dad I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a speedy recovery. Unless you're working being in an ICU usally sucks. You either are too sick to do anything or you are a relative that are feeling powerless...I remember how much it sucked when my step dad ended up in the ICU... Keep your hope up girl!!! “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #45 October 30, 2009 I hope your dad gets better. As far as what I have to make you laugh, just picture me in the bedroom. That's usually what happens in the bedroom, women laughing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
