LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1 October 29, 2009 I don't care what ya got... just bring it. Please... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 October 29, 2009 I'm an asshole. Just ask skymama..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #3 October 29, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXp0EVGD5LA&feature=player_embeddedHave you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #4 October 29, 2009 Quote I don't care what ya got... just bring it. Please... So I have this new theory on women, it involves shoes, hats, the Life Time Network and whipped cream! http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q303/Tony_T_photos/Tough_Ladies.jpgLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #5 October 29, 2009 Is Skymama's mom in there too? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #6 October 29, 2009 Quote I'm an asshole. Just ask skymama... I was going to post something about you too. Mcswervy, Just try to picture billy using a chainsaw.....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #7 October 29, 2009 Quote Quote I'm an asshole. Just ask skymama... I was going to post something about you too. Mcswervy, Just try to picture billy using a chainsaw..... I always picture him trying to blow up the fucking bee's nests.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #8 October 29, 2009 Quote http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXp0EVGD5LA&feature=player_embedded I love that one. Thanks!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 October 29, 2009 Two cannibals are eating a clown...one says to the other~ "This taste funny to you?" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 October 29, 2009 Quote Quote I'm an asshole. Just ask skymama... I was going to post something about you too. Mcswervy, Just try to picture billy using a chainsaw..... Especially the one from 8 years ago, when I fucked up felling one of the really big pine trees, almost 3 feet in diameter. When I got the cuts deep enough, I heard a loud POP then backed up to watch it fall, but the goddamn trunk actually twisted 90 degrees and the top of the tree made a beeline to the corner of the garage roof! Shoulda seen the look on my face when it hit. Ripped the gutter right off! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #11 October 29, 2009 An oldie but a goodie. Thanks!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kj126 0 #12 October 29, 2009 Ass kissers! I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #13 October 29, 2009 And speakin' of Taco Bell... Know the difference between a 'Gut Buster' and a 'Butt Guster'?? About 20 minutes! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kj126 0 #14 October 29, 2009 If you had sex with siamese twins would it still be considered a 3-some if only one unit is involved.. I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #15 October 29, 2009 Quote If you had sex with siamese twins would it still be considered a 3-some if only one unit is involved.. No, because the non-involved one would be saying "would you hurry the fuck up and get it over with? I'm trying to sleep, goddamn it!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #16 October 29, 2009 Quote Quote If you had sex with siamese twins would it still be considered a 3-some if only one unit is involved.. No, because the non-involved one would be saying "would you hurry the fuck up and get it over with? I'm trying to sleep, goddamn it!" But what it the siamese twins were men, had 2 heads but shared an asshole? Hmmmm..... that would suck. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #17 October 29, 2009 Quote Quote Quote If you had sex with siamese twins would it still be considered a 3-some if only one unit is involved.. No, because the non-involved one would be saying "would you hurry the fuck up and get it over with? I'm trying to sleep, goddamn it!" But what it the siamese twins were men, had 2 heads but shared an asshole? Hmmmm..... that would suck. I can see them arguing "you farted! I did not, you did!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #18 October 29, 2009 When a single woman comes home she goes to see what's in the fridge, then goes to bed. A married woman comes home, sees what's in bed, then goes to the fridge. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #19 October 29, 2009 Quote When a single woman comes home she goes to see what's in the fridge, then goes to bed. A married woman comes home, sees what's in bed, then goes to the fridge. Depending on what she finds in bed, she might be going for the frying pan or steak knife! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jbag 0 #20 October 29, 2009 i left skid marks on my ex-gf's tits by accident =DIHYD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent_pumpkin 0 #21 October 29, 2009 Some people shouldn't pole dance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8X9onwThyI `````````````````````````````````````````````````````` Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Wanna go bike riding? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #22 October 29, 2009 ME! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #23 October 29, 2009 This one is my favorite. You have to have your sound on. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ97SxEuQWA&feature=related "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #24 October 29, 2009 Quote i left skid marks on my ex-gf's tits by accident =D There are no "accidents". Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 851 #25 October 29, 2009 Still got that thing on your butt? You ok girl? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
