raftman 12 #26 October 27, 2009 Not long ago I was loading food in the trunk at the grocery store and I let one rip. A lady pulled in 3 parking slots away, got out and remarked that the air smelled "Funky" today. I just nodded and smiled. I was so proud! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #27 October 27, 2009 Quote LOL An old acquaintance of mine insisted that she didn't fart or burb - it was not appropriate behavior for a girl. Well, let's just say that I'm not an appropriate girl! I disgusted that girl on more than one occassion with my farts. g You have taken us all down that road at least once.That reminds me - I forgot the new ear protectin I was going to buy . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
docdialtone 0 #28 October 29, 2009 First date with a new girl in high school I had eaten burrittos for lunch and had some BAD gas. Sitting in her living room with her parents and their dog sitting next to me on the couch. I couldn't hold it anymore and suddenly, rippppp! Dad said "Rover"! Ha, they think its the dog so a few minutes later, rippppp again Dad says "Rover" I'm laughin my ass off on the inside now, poor puppy! A few more minutes goes by and ripppp again. This time Dad says "Rover, get over here before that boy shits on you!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #29 October 29, 2009 Quote Deedy, Cocheese, my assitant and I were driving around Lake Tahoe for a few hours. I had eaten a ton of dried fruit and had been farting the whole trip. No one smelled anything (Vegan farts actually are quite pleasant). And then, there was one that uh, gave me away. Oh now you tell us. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #30 October 29, 2009 One day, my wife and I were in the grocery store. We were on one of the aisles checking-out products. I eased-out the nastiest, ugliest SBD... EVER! About that time, I eased around the corner toward another aisle and to safety. As I was rounding the corner, a little old lady entered the aisle from the other direction. My wife chastised me severely, later. Not so much for the SBD but the ugly look SHE got from the little old lady.Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #31 October 29, 2009 Youv'e mastered the art of passing the blame along with the gas! One way to do that: Walk through a large office room while releasing a fart the whole way through. It's called "crop-dusting". Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #32 October 29, 2009 oooh yeah. My mom made cabbage soup at dinner on a visit and the next day at work I was printing random papers to leave my cubicle and fart near the printer so no one would hear me.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #33 October 29, 2009 I've done that too! It really works good when you do it in the aisle with the open-top freezers. The cold air seems to make it last longer. When I was a kid, I eased-out an SBD in church. I really couldn't help it. I sat looking straight ahead and when I heard people around me shifting in their pew seats, I gave the old guy sitting next to me a really ugly look. I think, it worked! Wish, i coulda' framed that one!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
