airtwardo 7 #1 October 26, 2009 I'm surrounded by MORONS! (frustrated outburst over, get back to work) ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 October 26, 2009 I didn't know we worked at the same place. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 October 26, 2009 They may think that they are too (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 October 26, 2009 Quote They may think that they are too To say they think at all is rather presumptive! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #5 October 26, 2009 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airathanas 0 #6 October 26, 2009 Quote I'm surrounded by MORONS! Yes I think this same thing every day that I'm at work-http://3ringnecklace.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 October 26, 2009 Quote I swear...if some of these people didn't have blink & breathe tattooed to inside of their eyelids, they would fall over dead! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #8 October 26, 2009 Hard to fly like an eagle when you're surrounded by a bunch of turkeys, eh?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #9 October 26, 2009 Put your hands up...we got you surrounded! *blink* Oh yeah....My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #10 October 26, 2009 You are so smart - S-M-R-T.. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #11 October 26, 2009 Quote Hard to fly like an eagle when you're surrounded by a bunch of turkeys, eh? Can't even reach V1 with all the dead weight hanging on the landing gear! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mdrejhon 8 #12 October 26, 2009 Quote I'm surrounded by MORONS! You spelled it out with SPACES between the letters. Acronym alert! Therefore, you have to reveal. What does M.O.R.O.N.S. stand far? Massively Outrageously Repulsively Obssessively Nefarious Simians? Mass-Obstucting Reality-Obfuscating Nasty Swine? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #13 October 26, 2009 Quote Quote I'm surrounded by MORONS! You spelled it out with SPACES between the letters. Acronym alert! Therefore, you have to reveal. What does M.O.R.O.N.S. stand far? Massively Outrageously Repulsively Obssessively Nefarious Simians? Mass-Obstucting Reality-Obfuscating Nasty Swine? Monkees On Ritalin Offering NyQuil Shooters! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #14 October 26, 2009 Quote I'm surrounded by MORONS! (frustrated outburst over, get back to work) Wife left you home alone again?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #15 October 26, 2009 Quote Quote I'm surrounded by MORONS! (frustrated outburst over, get back to work) Wife left you home alone again? Now THAT'S funny! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #16 October 26, 2009 Quoteget back to work) When did you go to work?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #17 October 26, 2009 Quote Quote get back to work) When did you go to work? Wasn't talking about ME! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydveraz 0 #18 October 27, 2009 Quote Quote I'm surrounded by MORONS! (frustrated outburst over, get back to work) Wife left you home alone again? LOL! That one hurt!!Arizona only has two seasons, Hot and HOTTER! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #19 October 27, 2009 QuoteI'm surrounded by MORONS! You were there, too? That was a wild party.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 October 27, 2009 Quote I'm surrounded by MORONS! (frustrated outburst over, get back to work) You didn't tell me Bolas, Billy Vanca AND Divot were coming to visit.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #21 October 27, 2009 Quote Quote I'm surrounded by MORONS! (frustrated outburst over, get back to work) You didn't tell me Bolas, Billy Vanca AND Divot were coming to visit. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #22 October 27, 2009 Quote Quote I'm surrounded by MORONS! (frustrated outburst over, get back to work) You didn't tell me Bolas, Billy Vanca AND Divot were coming to visit. Geez, ya run over your own foot once while driving a golf cart... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #23 October 27, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I'm surrounded by MORONS! (frustrated outburst over, get back to work) You didn't tell me Bolas, Billy Vanca AND Divot were coming to visit. Geez, ya run over your own foot once while driving a golf cart... Or step into a hole at the DZ while drunk. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #24 October 27, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote I'm surrounded by MORONS! (frustrated outburst over, get back to work) You didn't tell me Bolas, Billy Vanca AND Divot were coming to visit. Geez, ya run over your own foot once while driving a golf cart... Or step into a hole at the DZ while drunk. At least you didn't do it sober... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #25 October 27, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I'm surrounded by MORONS! (frustrated outburst over, get back to work) You didn't tell me Bolas, Billy Vanca AND Divot were coming to visit. Geez, ya run over your own foot once while driving a golf cart... Or step into a hole at the DZ while drunk. At least you didn't do it sober... Not me, turtle... oh he was sober? What a doofus. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites