airtwardo 7 #1 October 22, 2009 Let the OLD GUY jokes begin! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,447 #2 October 22, 2009 I don't think you're old. Have a good one Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 October 22, 2009 Old skydivers are just "plane" smarter.Keep on rockin Bro. Oh and get the number shaped candles instead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #4 October 22, 2009 Happy birthday!! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #5 October 22, 2009 Happy b-day all the way from Sweden!!! “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ketia0 0 #6 October 22, 2009 To many single candles if he didnt get the number ones! Happy Birthday Jim!! Hope its a good one!!!! And many more to follow!! "In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #7 October 22, 2009 You are not old, compared to Silicates or Deuterium. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 800 #8 October 22, 2009 Happy Birthday! Now enjoy a nice evening and celebrate life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #9 October 22, 2009 Happy Birthday! TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
councilman24 37 #10 October 22, 2009 What's sad is when you have to start your own happybirthday thread.But I'd have to also.Happy birthday! Count down to sucking dirt. I'm old for my age. Terry Urban D-8631 FAA DPRE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #11 October 22, 2009 Happy Birthday "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #12 October 22, 2009 Quote Let the OLD GUY jokes begin! ... so these two Old guys are sitting on a park bench. One is down, and tired and in poor spirits,, the Other is bright and happy, and has a big grin on his face, so the sad guys says.." What makes you so happy'?? and the other man replies "well i have been on 3 dates this week and allll of them were soooo pleased at my performance in the sack"... " In the SACK "?? the first man says...I can't even get it UP.... How do you stay so virile..."? "Simple", the man replies... " The secret is Italian Bread". " I have a half dozen loaves a week." So the sad man quickly heads for the nearest bakery and orders FIVE loaves of bread !!!. The clerk responds by saying, " are you sure"? by the time you get to the last loaf, it will be hard..." The man says," Sheesh !! everybody knows about THIS shit... but me ".... have a good Birth Day, james T signed, james T Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #13 October 22, 2009 I didn't know they had birthdays back then. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #14 October 22, 2009 Quote Let the OLD GUY jokes begin! Well, if you insist...I've heard AirTwardo still has an overdue scroll he checked out of the Library of Alexandria."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 5 #15 October 22, 2009 Quote Let the OLD GUY jokes begin! I thought they quit calling them birthdays at some point, and referred to the day as "Centennial?"Happy birthday, Jim. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
councilman24 37 #16 October 22, 2009 Quote Quote Let the OLD GUY jokes begin! Well, if you insist...I've heard AirTwardo still has an overdue scroll he checked out of the Library of Alexandria. Actually two. "Fun with wax and feathers" by Daedalus and "Flying for Dummies" by Icarus.I'm old for my age. Terry Urban D-8631 FAA DPRE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #17 October 22, 2009 Now, you got the nod . . . !!! Have a good one, Bro! Old age ain't no place for sissies. ~Bette Davis NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #18 October 22, 2009 Hi Jimmy, Have a great one!! And..."BLUE SKYZ!!!"SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #19 October 22, 2009 Quote Let the OLD GUY jokes begin! What did they call it way back then? "Birthday" is kind of a modern term for you, isn't it?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #20 October 22, 2009 One night, around the bonfire, two newbies were being introduced the skygods and shown around. The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? His name is 'Twardo, our oldest member, and he can tell you some stories you'll never forget." They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a story. "Well, I remember back in 1944, we went on a showjump... We jumped at 1,500'. I opened my canopy and lit the fireworks. The next moment there was this helluva explosion around my leg - WHAARUUMMMMMP!!!!!!!!!!!....... I tell you, I just shit my pants." The young men looked astonished and one of them said, "I don't blame you, I would have shit my pants too if things went for a ball of shit at THAT altitude." The old man shook his head and said, "No, no, not then, just now when I said WHAARUUMMMMMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Happy B-day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #21 October 22, 2009 QuoteI don't think you're old. Have a good one Wendy P. I dont think hes old either. Happy Bday Jimbo ! bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #22 October 22, 2009 Quote Let the OLD GUY jokes begin! Airtwardo was there when Moses was on StaticLine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #23 October 22, 2009 Happy Birthday! Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #24 October 22, 2009 Twardo or Twardon't either way you know it's going to be funnyhave a good weekend dude! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #25 October 22, 2009 Quote Old skydivers are just "plane" smarter.Keep on rockin Bro. Oh and get the number shaped candles instead. There still wouldn't be enough room on the cake. Happy Birthday old fart! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
