turtlespeed 221 #26 October 22, 2009 Quote Quote Old skydivers are just "plane" smarter.Keep on rockin Bro. Oh and get the number shaped candles instead. There still wouldn't be enough room on the cake. Happy Birthday old fart! This cake should bring back memories of when he turned middle age . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #27 October 22, 2009 I found the perfect card for you, but they said it is some sort of a crime to chip the cave paintings off the wall. Figures. I'll tip one back for you L-P old school style tonight. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #28 October 22, 2009 Happy Birthday from one old man to another!Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #29 October 22, 2009 Happy Birthday!! Hope it is a good one! *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #30 October 22, 2009 bwahahaha You're too cute! Happy Birthday!!!! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #31 October 22, 2009 Happy Birthday Jim, Now get back in the kitchen.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #32 October 22, 2009 Happy birthday..... hope you have a good one! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #33 October 22, 2009 Happy Birthday, you funny funny funny man!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #34 October 22, 2009 Happy B-day old fart and many more.Then you'll be older than dirt One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #35 October 22, 2009 Airtwardo yelled CUT, DOOR, and 5 RIGHT to Wilbur Wright!!!!!!!! bwaaaaaa!! Happy Birthday Jim, many returns!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #36 October 22, 2009 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Hope it was fantastic. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #37 October 22, 2009 happy bday!! sorry i'm not around to give you a spanking...not that i can count that high anyway. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 210 #38 October 23, 2009 Happy Birthday old man!Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #39 October 23, 2009 Happy birthday!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #40 October 23, 2009 Quote"Fun with wax and feathers" by Daedalus Sounds kinky..."That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #41 October 23, 2009 I had a WONDERFUL day!! (now i gotta diet for a week to fit into my jumpsuit!) ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #42 October 23, 2009 How old are ya ? I say 54....smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #43 October 23, 2009 QuoteHow old are ya ? I say 54.... more like 540 ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #44 October 23, 2009 Quote happy bday!! sorry i'm not around to give you a spanking...not that i can count that high anyway. I think your hand would get raw before you even got half way. Happy Birthday Twardo!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #45 October 23, 2009 Quote Quote happy bday!! sorry i'm not around to give you a spanking...not that i can count that high anyway. I think your hand would get raw before you even got half way. Happy Birthday Twardo!! On that bony ass? She won't even get 10%! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #46 October 23, 2009 It looks like someone already beat us to all the old jokes we could ever make. http://failblog.org/2009/10/21/sign-fail-21/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,317 #47 October 24, 2009 Happy Birthday, Bro. Can't remember if you've caught me or passed me.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kool-Aid 0 #48 October 24, 2009 Airtwardo is so old that he had to wait a few million years to make his first jump because the Pterodactyls had not yet formed wings. Then, just before loading, a weather hold was called because a meteor stuck Mexico. Long after that, while only still dreaming of skydiving, Da Vinci made modifications to the parachute, but Airtwardo was told his first jump course was no longer valid, and he would have to wait for the next class, which was to be held on the highest tier of the Eiffel Tower. That jump course did not go so well, and was canceled after the first graduate went in. I don’t know for sure, but I think he made his first jump under very suspicious circumstances, on November 24, 1971, but, no one really knows for sure when he made his first jump…………and you know, he will never tell!!!!!! So yea, you ARE an old guy!!!!! Happy B-Day!!!!! Oh Yea!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #49 October 24, 2009 happy birthday .....day later wish!! glad you had a good day, (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #50 October 25, 2009 Quote How old are ya ? I say 54.... 52...but it's not the years...it's the MILES! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
