shah269 0 #101 October 15, 2009 Quote Quote Come work here with me for the US government where the saying is "If her eye brows aren't touching and she's not wearing sweat pants and white tube socks she's a catch!" Ok we are going to need a photo to prove this! You should see the line that forms at the cafeteria every time they hire a half way decent good looking girl who isn't drooling or dragging a gimpy leg! If she's wearing dockers and is under a size 14 she can just about pick out any date she wants and marry an engineer who pulls in $100k and live the "trophy wife" life!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #102 October 15, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Come work here with me for the US government where the saying is "If her eye brows aren't touching and she's not wearing sweat pants and white tube socks she's a catch!" Ok we are going to need a photo to prove this! You should see the line that forms at the cafeteria every time they hire a half way decent good looking girl who isn't drooling or dragging a gimpy leg! If she's wearing dockers and is under a size 14 she can just about pick out any date she wants and marry an engineer who pulls in $100k and live the "trophy wife" life! I make around there and live a "trophy wife" life on my own. I don't need a man.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #103 October 15, 2009 Quote Ok we are going to need a photo to prove this! You should see the line that forms at the cafeteria every time they hire a half way decent good looking girl who isn't drooling or dragging a gimpy leg! If she's wearing dockers and is under a size 14 she can just about pick out any date she wants and marry an engineer who pulls in $100k and live the "trophy wife" life! I make around there and live a "trophy wife" life on my own. I don't need a man. Hey nothing is more funny or sad than watching an engineer totally get pussy whipped by a girl who at any bar or club on any given day couldn't even get a drink if she paid for it! Put here here and the guys will just about step over their own mother for the lumpy plumpy girl! "OOOh, she's hot, her thighs only rub down to the knees!" Hey the guys don't know any better. They're online looking for that Brazilian underwear model / Chemical Engineer who loves guys that play board games.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #104 October 15, 2009 Quote Quote Ok we are going to need a photo to prove this! You should see the line that forms at the cafeteria every time they hire a half way decent good looking girl who isn't drooling or dragging a gimpy leg! If she's wearing dockers and is under a size 14 she can just about pick out any date she wants and marry an engineer who pulls in $100k and live the "trophy wife" life! I make around there and live a "trophy wife" life on my own. I don't need a man. Hey nothing is more funny or sad than watching an engineer totally get pussy whipped by a girl who at any bar or club on any given day couldn't even get a drink if she paid for it! Put here here and the guys will just about step over their own mother for the lumpy plumpy girl! "OOOh, she's hot, her thighs only rub down to the knees!" Hey the guys don't know any better. They're online looking for that Brazilian underwear model / Chemical Engineer who loves guys that play board games. Forget it. You're a lost cause.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #105 October 15, 2009 Close eyes,relax, breathe in , breathe out........repeat 5 times.....you're at the beach.........Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #106 October 15, 2009 Quote Close eyes,relax, breathe in , breathe out........repeat 5 times.....you're at the beach......... Dreaming of Puerto Rico... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #107 October 15, 2009 Quote Forget it. You're a lost cause. Hey who says the girl is the "trophy wife". She could maybe pick up a "trophy husband". A guy who; works out, dresses well, speaks well, cooks, cleans, pays all the bills, respects her intellect, worships her body and has no problem with her going out with her friends or coming home with 4 more pairs of shoes and never comments on her weight gain. See it's not all bad! Every one wins! Why do you have to be so negative and angry all the time?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 845 #108 October 15, 2009 Damn you! Stop rubbing our faces in your PR vacation! Enjoy the beach jumps. And the Medallia Light. And the rums. Please send me pics of the Latinas!!!! and tell Vivi and Jason hello! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #109 October 15, 2009 Nice, I'll leave the rest of the fantasy up to you, I can't project the whole studly board short dude picture too well- Deedy will have to take over the hypnosis from here Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #110 October 15, 2009 Quote Quote Forget it. You're a lost cause. Hey who says the girl is the "trophy wife". She could maybe pick up a "trophy husband". A guy who; works out, dresses well, speaks well, cooks, cleans, pays all the bills, respects her intellect, worships her body and has no problem with her going out with her friends or coming home with 4 more pairs of shoes and never comments on her weight gain. See it's not all bad! Every one wins! Why do you have to be so negative and angry all the time? You haven't seen me negative or angry. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #111 October 15, 2009 Quote Damn you! Stop rubbing our faces in your PR vacation! Enjoy the beach jumps. And the Medallia Light. And the rums. Please send me pics of the Latinas!!!! and tell Vivi and Jason hello! Just come to PR with the rest of us and then you'll WANT to hear about it!! Take your own pictures of the beautiful people of Puerto Rico!! God knows my camera will be busy... Enjoy the Medalla?? Fo realz?? And you just reminded me I have to email Vivianna... Thanks!!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #112 October 15, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Forget it. You're a lost cause. Hey who says the girl is the "trophy wife". She could maybe pick up a "trophy husband". A guy who; works out, dresses well, speaks well, cooks, cleans, pays all the bills, respects her intellect, worships her body and has no problem with her going out with her friends or coming home with 4 more pairs of shoes and never comments on her weight gain. See it's not all bad! Every one wins! Why do you have to be so negative and angry all the time? You haven't seen me negative or angry. Could it involve you wearing black leather? But you see where I'm coming from? The girl who most likely couldn't even get a drink in the outside has her pick of the litter here. Not a bad thing really! The same can be said about education. I have a friend who went off to teach physics at the high school level. HE LOVES IT! He was never hot stuff in university but in that environment he's hot stuff! Now how does this play into Nats problem? Well she's hot stuff in the real world so she is probably on fire in the online world. And thus she is suffering from information overload. And just has to find that diamond in the rough. Her "trophy husband".Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #113 October 15, 2009 Shah... You sir are very entertaining... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #114 October 15, 2009 Sounds like those engineers need to get out into the real world more. Hey, it's not the world's fault that hot women aren't drawn to geeks like moths to a flame. If you don't like the fish you're catching, try a different bait and/or try a new pond. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #115 October 15, 2009 Quote Sounds like those engineers need to get out into the real world more. Hey, it's not the world's fault that hot women aren't drawn to geeks like moths to a flame. If you don't like the fish you're catching, try a different bait and/or try a new pond. Ever see that great show Big Bang Theory? I work with those guys! But hey they are happy and who am I to judge? But yes, it's all about the pond and the fish. And if you ask me from the very little I know about Nat I think she needs to supplement her online spear fishing with a bit of small pub, book store harpooning to maybe cover all her bases? Now which guy here wouldn't wish to be harpooned by Nat? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #116 October 15, 2009 Quote Quote Sounds like those engineers need to get out into the real world more. Hey, it's not the world's fault that hot women aren't drawn to geeks like moths to a flame. If you don't like the fish you're catching, try a different bait and/or try a new pond. Ever see that great show Big Bang Theory? I work with those guys! But hey they are happy and who am I to judge? But yes, it's all about the pond and the fish. And if you ask me from the very little I know about Nat I think she needs to supplement her online spear fishing with a bit of small pub, book store harpooning to maybe cover all her bases? Now which guy here wouldn't wish to be harpooned by Nat? actually i have watched that show a few times, those dudes are way more intelligent than i ever thought about being, haha. Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #117 October 15, 2009 Quote actually i have watched that show a few times, those dudes are way more intelligent than i ever thought about being, haha. sure they are book smart but take them to one strip club and watch them start playing D&D in the corner. I know a guy who can't talk to girls unless he is a little drunk. It's the best! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #118 October 16, 2009 Quote Now which guy here wouldn't wish to be harpooned by Nat? That would be sweet, wouldn't it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #119 October 16, 2009 Quote Quote actually i have watched that show a few times, those dudes are way more intelligent than i ever thought about being, haha. sure they are book smart but take them to one strip club and watch them start playing D&D in the corner. I know a guy who can't talk to girls unless he is a little drunk. It's the best! which is why im glad im not a genius :D because if i was id prolly be socially retarded.Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #120 October 16, 2009 Hey Shah! What has six tits and three teeth? Give up? Nightshift at the WaffleHouse! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #121 October 16, 2009 So Shah, you are on vacation dowin in Puerto Rico eh? You can SNUBA dive off of Culebra. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #122 October 16, 2009 Quote So Shah, you are on vacation dowin in Puerto Rico eh? You can SNUBA dive off of Culebra. As long as he's gone by the time I get there, we're cool. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #123 October 16, 2009 QuoteSo Shah, you are on vacation dowin in Puerto Rico eh? You can SNUBA dive off of Culebra. No mate I was down in DR for 4 days. Very nice, very poor but very nice.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #124 October 16, 2009 nope, didnt read it and dont care about it...just post whoring, have a good time, btw girls are stupid guys are dicks.JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #125 October 16, 2009 Quotenope, didnt read it and dont care about it...just post whoring, have a good time, btw girls are stupid guys are dicks. hahaha... You gotta get your ass back to Cross Keys!!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
