amstalder 0 #176 October 20, 2009 QuoteI'm sorry you took too long to respond and I was hitting on another thread who says she has just bought a Liberator. Yes we guys have needs. Some guys needs are different than others. My needs were kept under control till date #3. Then I usually went back to the bar and cast my net to fee my needs. I'm sorry, guys and girls are different. Just once I wish girls would feel the joy of blue balls! Just once! 30 days......maybe if the girl were amazingly good looking I would consider 30 days. We are talking Carmen Electra hot! How in the world did you find a woman to marry you?? I mean if a guy told me this on date #3, I'd pretty much send him on his way. ESPECIALLY if he's going back to the bars to find a booty call after he's left me on my doorstep! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #177 October 20, 2009 Quote How in the world did you find a woman to marry you?? I mean if a guy told me this on date #3, I'd pretty much send him on his way. ESPECIALLY if he's going back to the bars to find a booty call after he's left me on my doorstep! Well for some stupid reason, which I still can't figure out, I actually waited till date 5 for this one. And now look at me! I mean really! I'm a freaking "Trophy Husband"! WTF! And now it's not like you tell the girl up front, though it would be funny. "Hi sexy, I'm Shah, yes that's S-H-A&H, how you doin? So lets say you and I go out on a few dates but if you aren't putting out by date three I will be making sweet sweet love to your good looking friend there....hey there cupcake!" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #178 October 20, 2009 >Just once I wish girls would feel the joy of blue balls! Just once! There are women joyfully feeling balls all over the world as we speak...they don't care what color they are. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #179 October 20, 2009 I wonder if you could find a girl online who is interested in this? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=angry%20pirateLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #180 October 20, 2009 Quote And now it's not like you tell the girl up front, though it would be funny. "Hi sexy, I'm Shah, yes that's S-H-A&H, how you doin? So lets say you and I go out on a few dates but if you aren't putting out by date three I will be making sweet sweet love to your good looking friend there....hey there cupcake!" OK yeah that would be a bit ridiculous to actually tell a girl that. Id be interested to hear that conversation tho. Im glad you found a woman who makes you happy tho Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #181 October 20, 2009 Quote OK yeah that would be a bit ridiculous to actually tell a girl that. Id be interested to hear that conversation tho. Im glad you found a woman who makes you happy tho Some girls like the 100% honest approach. Some girls like to be lied to. Other just don't want to know your name just for you to get undressed really fast! And who says I'm happy? This is a work in progress!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #182 October 20, 2009 Quote Quote How in the world did you find a woman to marry you?? I mean if a guy told me this on date #3, I'd pretty much send him on his way. ESPECIALLY if he's going back to the bars to find a booty call after he's left me on my doorstep! Well for some stupid reason, which I still can't figure out, I actually waited till date 5 for this one. And now look at me! I mean really! I'm a freaking "Trophy Husband"! WTF! And now it's not like you tell the girl up front, though it would be funny. "Hi sexy, I'm Shah, yes that's S-H-A&H, how you doin? So lets say you and I go out on a few dates but if you aren't putting out by date three I will be making sweet sweet love to your good looking friend there....hey there cupcake!" well if the "nice shoes, lets fuck" line HAS WORKED, i dont see how you idea isnt possible Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #183 October 20, 2009 Quote Some girls like the 100% honest approach. Some girls like to be lied to. Other just don't want to know your name just for you to get undressed really fast! And who says I'm happy? This is a work in progress! Honest is cool, arrogant is not. And why would you marry someone who doesnt make you happy??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #184 October 20, 2009 >I wonder if you could find a girl online who is interested in this? try adultfriendfinder.com, click BDSMadd: hmmm it's quiet......I'll bet he's right now desperately looking for this link MMAHAHAHAHAA! Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #185 October 20, 2009 Honest is cool, arrogant is not. And why would you marry someone who doesnt make you happy??? I would like to think of my self as a honestly arrogant with a sprinkle of delusional all wrapped up in a sesame seed bun of lost. And why? Well I got married because some one at the US embassy in Finland called me chicken. That and I always wanted a fixerupper! An investment partner as you will. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #186 October 20, 2009 Quote I would like to think of my self as a honestly arrogant with a sprinkle of delusional all wrapped up in a sesame seed bun of lost. And why? Well I got married because some one at the US embassy in Finland called me chicken. That and I always wanted a fixerupper! An investment partner as you will. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #187 October 21, 2009 Le sigh...I wish I lived in England... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #188 October 21, 2009 Quote And why? Well I got married because some one at the US embassy in Finland called me chicken. That and I always wanted a fixerupper! An investment partner as you will. So, how's that working out for you? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #189 October 21, 2009 QuoteI'm sorry, guys and girls are different. Just once I wish girls would feel the joy of blue balls! Just once! I don't think the difference is a physiological one.. I think women are socialised to be "good girls".. You probably have no idea how much having a "slutty" reputation can affect a woman.. But I think you're kidding yourself if you think we don't have the very same needs as you guys.. We just like a man to approach us from the heart - we like some emotions to be involved.. We like to feel that it meant something.. All of that doesn't mean we aren't just as horny as you men. Obviously I can't speak for all of woman-kind.. But Shah - you are certainly NOT representative of all man-kind either..."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #190 October 21, 2009 Quote A) I don't think the difference is a physiological one.. I think women are socialised to be "good girls".. You probably have no idea how much having a "slutty" reputation can affect a woman.. B) But I think you're kidding yourself if you think we don't have the very same needs as you guys.. We just like a man to approach us from the heart - we like some emotions to be involved.. We like to feel that it meant something.. All of that doesn't mean we aren't just as horny as you men. . A) Nat I do. I know you guys think I'm a nut job engineer. But in reality I'm a keen observer of society. And if I had my choice I would have studied sociology as a major and not a minor. That being said, as I have stated before, in one of my sociology / psych survey classes (where you make up a questionnaire so as to test a hypothesis) I decided to prove my theory that some girls were actually as randy as guys but were being oppressed by a non sexual majority. I made up 20 odd questions and I recall handing out 150 sheets to people to fill out. The results came back about 70/30. In that 70% of the women would rather do anything but have sex with their husband, boy friend or the man of their dreams. I called this the cock blocking majority. (You'll see these women at you local malls, they get off on shopping more than sex. They are also the ones who spread around rumors regarding any woman who even mentions that she enjoys sex.) And with most little papers, the student has to present his or her results in front of a class. Just so happened that I was the only other guy in this class. And some of the women were....show shall I put it....not cock friendly though straight....figure that out. So I presented my results and my math and my questions and then it happened....the class exploded! I would say about 70% of the girls in class went after me accusing me of being every thing from sexist to misogynistic to in the closet homosexual compensating for my inadequacies. And I just let these women vent but I took notes of who wasn't screaming at me and who didn't want my blood....they were the 30%ers. And later on in the week once the angry women quelled their anger in what could best be assumed to be an orgy of chocolate eating, shopping for cheaply made products from Honduras and epic viewing of the Life Time channel i started approaching the girls who didn't scream at me and asking them out for coffee. And for some strange reason which I have yet to figure out why people like to confess their issues to me, good for them bad for me getting laid. And well these girls after realizing I don't kiss and tell just let it out. The stories! The horror! The back stabbing and the spreading of rumors and suggestions! It was at that point I realized my grandfather was right. No matter what I say or do, it is no where as bad as what you women will say and or do to your best friends. One poor girl who once accidentally blurted to her friend how she loved making love to her friend had a rumor spread around about her that she had utilized a frozen hot dog as a sex toy and had to have it surgically removed. And she ended up getting dumped by her very first love. Now I hope I'm wrong, I hope that my data was wrong, I hope it was just some random occurrence of events and that women do enjoy sex as much as men do and that they can honor and respect their fellow women regardless of their sexual desires. But the longer I live the more I look around.....well I don't think I'm wrong but I wish I were. And as for how this maybe segways into "trophy wife" if you ask me a trophy wife is one of these 30%er women who enjoys having sex with her husband. And unlike the masses who are on some sort of perpetual sex diet because their wives are off getting off on shoe shopping.......these lucky SOB's are having a grand old time! B) Nice save.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #191 October 21, 2009 hey Dr. Phil You need to write a book so you can go on Oprah Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #192 October 21, 2009 Quote hey Dr. Phil You need to write a book so you can go on Oprah Oprah wants me, she just doesn't know it yet.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #193 October 21, 2009 perfect, evidently she likes bald brainy dudes who have tons of game with housewives- it's good for TV syndication.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #194 October 21, 2009 Quote perfect, evidently she likes bald brainy dudes who have tons of game with housewives- it's good for TV syndication. The Dr. Shah hour with girls jumping on trampolines! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #195 October 21, 2009 QuoteAnd later on in the week once the angry women quelled their anger in what could best be assumed to be an orgy of chocolate eating, shopping for cheaply made products from Honduras and epic viewing of the Life Time channel i started approaching the girls who didn't scream at me and asking them out for coffee. With statements like that, I hope you never wonder why you're banned from posting in the Women's Forum.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #196 October 21, 2009 Quote Quote And later on in the week once the angry women quelled their anger in what could best be assumed to be an orgy of chocolate eating, shopping for cheaply made products from Honduras and epic viewing of the Life Time channel i started approaching the girls who didn't scream at me and asking them out for coffee. With statements like that, I hope you never wonder why you're banned from posting in the Women's Forum. Well what can I say some people know how to have a good giggle and others need to switch to a high fiber cereal. Fiber one? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #197 October 21, 2009 >Well what can I say some people know how to have a good giggle don't worry, I'm sure there's plenty of giggling going on.......Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #198 October 21, 2009 Dude, don't mess with Mama Bear. She knows smack down like no other. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #199 October 21, 2009 QuoteDude, don't mess with Mama Bear. She knows smack down like no other. I know it was wrong of me to question the workmanship of the Honduran people. Jente del Honduras, lo siento. Tus productos son mejor del productos del China. Hey if some one didn't like my theory they should perhaps post a counter theory. That way we can have a conversation. Till then the 70/30 theory stands.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #200 October 21, 2009 QuoteQuoteAnd later on in the week once the angry women quelled their anger in what could best be assumed to be an orgy of chocolate eating, shopping for cheaply made products from Honduras and epic viewing of the Life Time channel i started approaching the girls who didn't scream at me and asking them out for coffee. With statements like that, I hope you never wonder why you're banned from posting in the Women's Forum. actually, the more I read Shah's stuff, the more I understand his style and the more I appreciate it for what it's intended to be, not how it's mis-interpreted wry/cynical humor and directness is a very strong tool and the basis for it is mostly self deprecation ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
