SkyBastard 0 #1 October 15, 2009 happy birthday me. i'm mumfyhumble years old. if you had unlimited amounts of care for how i felt on my birthday, what would you do for me? so far my birthday has been a bit rubbish. i'm willing, in the future, to imagine it was ace, your contributions might help.Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #2 October 15, 2009 Happy Birthday! :DThanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #3 October 15, 2009 Happy, happy birthday!!!!!!!!! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 848 #4 October 15, 2009 Happy Birfday! Have a pint or twenty! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #5 October 15, 2009 Happy B-Day SkyBastard . . . All I can do besides that is promise the name SkyBastard will be in my head for the rest of the day! Cheers, NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #6 October 15, 2009 Happy Birthday! "Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #7 October 15, 2009 Happy b-day!!! Have a beer or 15??? “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #8 October 15, 2009 Happy Birthday you old, um, Bastard! School day birthdays are sub-optimal. I reckon you should retrospectively postpone yours to the weekend. Weather forecast is looking pretty good (depending on where in the UK you are) - if you could shift your birthday I would jump with you and buy you a beer. There's my contribution. Hope it helps. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #9 October 15, 2009 awesome, see you at headcorn!Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #10 October 15, 2009 Happy birthday bud....go consume some beers, and make another lap around the sun its gonna be alright Could be worse you know...they coulda just raped and pilaged your village and left it burning...uh I actually enjoy being raped and fire..nevermind Have a stylin rest of the day broif you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #11 October 15, 2009 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #12 October 16, 2009 hah, it was forgotten about! =DJewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #13 October 16, 2009 Quoteawesome, see you at headcorn! Aw, damn. I should have qualified that further by saying you have to postpone your birthday and come to Weston, cos that's where I plan to be this weekend. Fickle, I know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #14 October 16, 2009 i am disgusted! i expect you to say at least three hail mary's afterwards!Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #15 October 16, 2009 I mean really all these girls say happy birthday but not a single one posted a single photo of their boobies or their bellies or their toes! I'm really hurt for you! Oh yeah happy birthday!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #16 October 16, 2009 i would especially have appreciated a toe shot. i like toes.Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #17 October 16, 2009 Quotei would especially have appreciated a toe shot. i like toes. Ladies...if not for me then for our very own BastardLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #18 October 16, 2009 yes. i would like to add if anyone does post images of their toes i will refrain from imagining myself sucking them, i will instead just allow myself to generally lust after them a bit. so it's all above board.Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 October 16, 2009 HBDTY HJBDTY HBD Y B HBDTY I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
