movie quotes

[airtwardo 7]

"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and Fuck the prom queen."

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[cwraith 0]

My trailer ..... What the Hell! One of you is going to get your dick hole smashed! --- HOTROD

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"People Sleep Peaceably In Their Beds At Night Only Because Rough Men Stand Ready To Do Violence On Their Behalf." - George Orwell

[keithbar 1]

the classic true grit. bad guy " that's bold talk for a one eyed fat man" john wayne in reply ' "fill your hand you son of a bitch"

i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .

[airtwardo 7]

I never really questioned what it meant.

I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass.

But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice.

Now I'm thinkin: it could mean you're the evil man.

And I'm the righteous man.

And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness.

Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish.

I'd like that.

But that shit ain't the truth.

The truth is you're the weak.

And I'm the tyranny of evil men.

But I'm tryin, Ringo.

I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[MiataMan 0]

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"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and Fuck the prom queen."

Carla was the Prom Queen.

Reallly!?

[slide on gun is rapped]

A man without a mustache is like a hamburger without a bun, Un-American.

[airtwardo 7]

"Gentlemen, you know the rules--there are no rules.

This is a fight to the finish.

The first man who's dead loses."

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[MiataMan 0]

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
How he got into my pajamas I don't know.

Hooray for Captain Spaulding

A man without a mustache is like a hamburger without a bun, Un-American.

[airtwardo 7]

"You touch her and the Food and Drug Administration will get ya for fucking food."
-- Porky's

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[MiataMan 0]

What? The dead guy? She'll get over fucking the dead guy. Shit, my mom's been fucking a dead guy for thirty years; I call him Dad.

A man without a mustache is like a hamburger without a bun, Un-American.

[airtwardo 7]

"And the Lord spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.

Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.

Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three.

Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

Five is right out!

Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[MiataMan 0]

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

A man without a mustache is like a hamburger without a bun, Un-American.

[MiataMan 0]

What... is your name?
It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
What... is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail.
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Huh? I... I don't know that.

A man without a mustache is like a hamburger without a bun, Un-American.

[airtwardo 7]

"This has GOT to be a nine-point-oh on my weird-shit-o meter."

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[ryoder 1,590]

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend:
Those with loaded guns and those who dig.
You dig."

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[MiataMan 0]

Are you a God?

No.

Then... DIE!

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!

A man without a mustache is like a hamburger without a bun, Un-American.

[pchapman 279]

They mostly come at night... mostly.

- Newt, "Aliens"

[MiataMan 0]

Look, boss, I only got one rule. And that's never bet money that you don't have on a dog race with an ex-girlfriend who happens to be a stripper.

A man without a mustache is like a hamburger without a bun, Un-American.

[Pokerstar 0]

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Creasy: Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting.

Love that movie, just got it on Blu Ray

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
--- The Dude ---

[robskydiv 0]

"Blondie! You know what you are!!!" "PUTA!!!"

[airtwardo 7]

"I need to tell you something about your skills... as of right now, they mean precisely dick."

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[GaryRay 0]

"We are three wise men."
Brian's mother: "Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me."

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[airtwardo 7]

"You ain't leading but two things right now... Jack and Shit.

And Jack just left town."

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[BillyVance 34]

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! Everybody strap in, I'm about to open some fucking windows!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[GaryRay 0]

"Kill that jew fuck!!"

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[flyhi 24]

Listen. Do you smell something?

Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.